Lamest FB trophy ever!

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Lamest FB trophy ever!

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Each year Iowa State and Iowa play each other in FB they play for possession of the CyHawk trophy.

The rivalry resumed in 1977 and they created this trophy.

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The marketing geniuses came up with this because of sponsorship by the Corn Growers Assoc.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wanna bet that none of the people that designed this have ever been to a football game?


"It's a nice-looking trophy. And the farmer, family and corn is all wonderful," said (former Iowa Coach Hayden) Fry, pausing, "but I don't really get the relationship to a football game."

"Gosh, you don't suppose it's advertising?" asked Bob Uetz, an Ames High School teacher who was part of the efforts to renew the football series in 1977 and create a trophy for it.
"My first reaction is this looks like a statue that ought to be on the Capitol grounds. I can't imagine it being for an Iowa-Iowa State football game," he said. "That thing is awful, my God."

It seems "a little weird for a sports trophy," said Mick Ellis, who makes sports trophies at American Awards in Des Moines and has even made a few for horseshoe competitions.
"Seems like something you'd see for a State Fair competition," he said.



"It looks more like something your grandmother would buy off a home shopping network," wrote Brian Bennett on ESPN.com's Big Ten blog.


Although some compared it to what a shopper might find at Isabel Bloom, the Iowa maker of concrete figurines, not all were horrified, including people at Isabel Bloom.

"I think it's beautiful," said Vicky Johnson, director of retail sales. "I'm not a football fan, but it's a beautiful sculpture."



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This new award...

The Pony Express Award...

For the best tandem in college football. Named after the most corrupt backfield in college football history.

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Meh. At least it's big.

The old one looks a 1988 Iowa state high school trophy.
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DuckDuckGriz wrote:Meh. At least it's big.

The old one looks a 1988 Iowa state high school trophy.
It has nothing to do with football...or the two schools.
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clenz wrote:
DuckDuckGriz wrote:Meh. At least it's big.

The old one looks a 1988 Iowa state high school trophy.
It has nothing to do with football...or the two schools.

No, but it re-affirms the ignorance that the rest of us have that Iowa is all corn. All the time. :lol:








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DuckDuckGriz wrote:
clenz wrote: It has nothing to do with football...or the two schools.

No, but it re-affirms the ignorance that the rest of us have that Iowa is all corn. All the time. :lol:


And Field of Dreams.
No shit....

There isn't a ton to the state of Iowa but it's more than freaking corn.
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This is starting to get some run in some national media outlets. And it is universally being mocked. Thing is god-awful ridiculously stupid for a football trophy.

This is what happens when you let women or some DB hipsters get involved with football. :coffee:
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DJH wrote:This is starting to get some run in some national media outlets. And it is universally being mocked. Thing is god-awful ridiculously stupid for a football trophy.

This is what happens when you let women or some DB hipsters get involved with football. :coffee:
The only people who have had positive quotes about it are people who admitted to knowing nothing about football but work in the sculpture world.

Great, take the top off of it and make it a sculpture then. It's not a damn football trophy.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Holy shit. This is entertaining.


Same reason I am laughing for the Humanitarian Bowl changing to the "Spud Bowl" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well they have decided to change the trophy this time the will let the fans have some input on the design.
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