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10, 15 and Maaaaaaaybe 11 in a pinch.

The rest? Nooooo thanks.

Dear God,
Please never have me travel to Weber State.
Thank you

AZGrizFan wrote:10, 15 and Maaaaaaaybe 11 in a pinch.

The rest? Nooooo thanks.

I think 15 might land you 10-15.

I was going to make the joke that they're all Mormon so you an have them all. After seeing them, their religion doesn't matter.

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Hold the phone gang - these are volleyball players we're talking about. Maybe they're not in the same league as the Olympic beach v-ball bikini babes (hootchy mama!!!), but they are physically fit total amazons who are probably just as active horizontal as they are vertical. Ride 'em cowgirl!

I wish bandal was still around to see if he'd agree with me that #1 is most likely to give up the two-hole.

AZGrizFan wrote:10, 15 and Maaaaaaaybe 11 in a pinch.

The rest? Nooooo thanks.

10 and 11?

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Um. Do these all look related or something?

#2 is a 2 and probably > rest.

Vidav wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:10, 15 and Maaaaaaaybe 11 in a pinch.

The rest? Nooooo thanks.

10 and 11?

Dude, I struggled to fine ONE.

To be honest, I'd do everylast one of them if asked.

andy7171 wrote:To be honest, I'd do everylast one of them if asked.

God invented doggy-style for a reason...

Grizalltheway wrote:

andy7171 wrote:To be honest, I'd do everylast one of them if asked.

God invented doggy-style for a reason...

Those handful that resemble each other remind me of the inbred mutant scifi channel movies. I'd still destroy it.

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#5 looks like my friend Jill.

2 & 15. Maybe 1 if she changes her hairstyle.

you guys must be some George Clooney looking fuckers to be so picky.

I only see one I would put above average looking....and I'm not sure she is past the age of consent.

Edit...looks like from Utah state law that unless she is 12, it's of no issue for me regardless the age....

Spoiler: show

The age of consent in Utah is 18. However, it is legal for minors aged 16 and 17 to engage in sexual activity with partners less than 10 years older.
76-5-401.2. Unlawful sexual conduct with a 16 or 17 year old. (1) For purposes of this section "minor" means a person who is 16 years of age or older, but younger than 18 years of age, at the time the sexual conduct described in this section occurred. (2) A person commits unlawful sexual conduct with a minor if, under circumstances not amounting to rape, in violation of Section 76-5-402, object rape, in violation of Section 76-5-402.2, forcible sodomy, in violation of Section 76-5-403, or aggravated sexual assault, in violation of Section 76-5-405, the actor who is ten or more years older than the minor at the time of the sexual conduct: (a) has sexual intercourse with the minor; (b) engages in any sexual act with the minor involving the genitals of one person and the mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant...
76-5-401.Unlawful sexual activity with a minor—Elements—Penalties—Evidence of age raised by defendant. (1) For purposes of this section "minor" is a person who is 14 years of age or older, but younger than 16 years of age, at the time the sexual activity described in this section occurred. (2) A person commits unlawful sexual activity with a minor if, under circumstances not amounting to rape, in violation of Section 76-5-402, object rape, in violation of Section 76-5-402.2, forcible sodomy, in violation of Section 76-5-403, or aggravated sexual assault, in violation of Section 76-5-405, the actor: (a) has sexual intercourse with the minor; (b) engages in any sexual act with the minor involving the genitals of one person and the mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant; or (c) causes the penetration, however slight, of the genital or anal opening of the minor by any foreign object, substance, instrument, or device, including a part of the human body, with the intent to cause substantial emotional or bodily pain to any person or with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, regardless of the sex of any participant. (3) A violation of Subsection (2) is a third degree felony unless the defendant establishes by a preponderance of the evidence the mitigating factor that the defendant is less than four years older than the minor at the time the sexual activity occurred, in which case it is a class B misdemeanor.

I'd do all of em, but then I'm a black guy and we've been known to do subpar white girls.

Ibanez wrote:you guys must be some George Clooney looking fuckers to be so picky.

If you're not picky you get #8 then.