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SuperHornet wrote:As a Sailor and a lifelong Navy fan...

SuperHornet wrote:As a Sailor and a lifelong Navy fan...

GannonFan wrote:Well, they're shiny. Other than that, pretty weak. They had better ones last year, these look comic-book-like.

• Linebacker: Cruiser- Provides anti-air defense and packs the biggest punch of Naval surface ships representative of the linebackers on the Navy football team
• Defensive Back: Destroyer- Known for significant fire power, speed, and anti-missile defense as are Navy's defensive backs
• Wide Receiver: Submarine- Predominantly utilized as blockers, wide receivers play a key role in driving the Navy rush attack, taking on a stealth-like persona as they blend into the rhythm of the offense but bring significant fire power when called upon, just like a Naval submarine
• Lineman: Amphibious Assault Ships- Just as a lineman's job is the create a hole for a running back or linebacker, these ships are utilized to establish the "beach head" that enables the invading force to gain access and ultimately accomplish their objective
• Quarterback: Aircraft Carrier- The QB of the Naval Fleet, the aircraft carrier is the ultimate decision maker; the "quick strike" weapon of the Naval fleet
• Running Back: Littoral Combat Ship- Like running backs, these fast and nimble ships can navigate through both crowded shallow and deep waters
• Kicker/Special Teams: Minesweeper- Much like the specific task of the Navy special teams, this small ship has a unique mission of identifying and eliminating mines

CID1990 wrote:I just bombed my Canoe U grad cousins on their facebooks with this gayness

89Hen wrote:

GannonFan wrote:Well, they're shiny. Other than that, pretty weak. They had better ones last year, these look comic-book-like.

Actually look matte to me, but they are pretty cool IMO. Different ships for different positions?

• Linebacker: Cruiser- Provides anti-air defense and packs the biggest punch of Naval surface ships representative of the linebackers on the Navy football team
• Defensive Back: Destroyer- Known for significant fire power, speed, and anti-missile defense as are Navy's defensive backs
• Wide Receiver: Submarine- Predominantly utilized as blockers, wide receivers play a key role in driving the Navy rush attack, taking on a stealth-like persona as they blend into the rhythm of the offense but bring significant fire power when called upon, just like a Naval submarine
• Lineman: Amphibious Assault Ships- Just as a lineman's job is the create a hole for a running back or linebacker, these ships are utilized to establish the "beach head" that enables the invading force to gain access and ultimately accomplish their objective
• Quarterback: Aircraft Carrier- The QB of the Naval Fleet, the aircraft carrier is the ultimate decision maker; the "quick strike" weapon of the Naval fleet
• Running Back: Littoral Combat Ship- Like running backs, these fast and nimble ships can navigate through both crowded shallow and deep waters
• Kicker/Special Teams: Minesweeper- Much like the specific task of the Navy special teams, this small ship has a unique mission of identifying and eliminating mines

AZGrizFan wrote:

CID1990 wrote:I just bombed my Canoe U grad cousins on their facebooks with this gayness

And being from the Shitadel, you would certainly be an expert on gayness.

Grizalltheway wrote:Just wait until they sees how tightly the pants grasp the junk.

GannonFan wrote:Yikes, just when I thought it couldn't be sillier I get to read the actual explanation behind all the ships. Heck, I may actually have to root for Army this time just as a protest against the helmets.

GannonFan wrote:

89Hen wrote: Actually look matte to me, but they are pretty cool IMO. Different ships for different positions?

Yikes, just when I thought it couldn't be sillier I get to read the actual explanation behind all the ships. Heck, I may actually have to root for Army this time just as a protest against the helmets.

GannonFan wrote:

89Hen wrote: Actually look matte to me, but they are pretty cool IMO. Different ships for different positions?

Yikes, just when I thought it couldn't be sillier I get to read the actual explanation behind all the ships. Heck, I may actually have to root for Army this time just as a protest against the helmets.

Ivytalk wrote:

GannonFan wrote:
Yikes, just when I thought it couldn't be sillier I get to read the actual explanation behind all the ships. Heck, I may actually have to root for Army this time just as a protest against the helmets.

Next time you say "heck" on this board, I'll kick your ass. I mean, nobody says "heck."

Ivytalk wrote:

GannonFan wrote:
Yikes, just when I thought it couldn't be sillier I get to read the actual explanation behind all the ships. Heck, I may actually have to root for Army this time just as a protest against the helmets.

Next time you say "heck" on this board, I'll kick your ass. I mean, nobody says "heck."

GannonFan wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:
Next time you say "heck" on this board, I'll kick your ass. I mean, nobody says "heck."

I say gosh darnnit in conversation as well. I save the cursing for when I'm really mad.

89Hen wrote:

GannonFan wrote:Well, they're shiny. Other than that, pretty weak. They had better ones last year, these look comic-book-like.

Actually look matte to me, but they are pretty cool IMO. Different ships for different positions?

• Linebacker: Cruiser- Provides anti-air defense and packs the biggest punch of Naval surface ships representative of the linebackers on the Navy football team
• Defensive Back: Destroyer- Known for significant fire power, speed, and anti-missile defense as are Navy's defensive backs
• Wide Receiver: Submarine- Predominantly utilized as blockers, wide receivers play a key role in driving the Navy rush attack, taking on a stealth-like persona as they blend into the rhythm of the offense but bring significant fire power when called upon, just like a Naval submarine
• Lineman: Amphibious Assault Ships- Just as a lineman's job is the create a hole for a running back or linebacker, these ships are utilized to establish the "beach head" that enables the invading force to gain access and ultimately accomplish their objective
• Quarterback: Aircraft Carrier- The QB of the Naval Fleet, the aircraft carrier is the ultimate decision maker; the "quick strike" weapon of the Naval fleet
• Running Back: Littoral Combat Ship- Like running backs, these fast and nimble ships can navigate through both crowded shallow and deep waters
• Kicker/Special Teams: Minesweeper- Much like the specific task of the Navy special teams, this small ship has a unique mission of identifying and eliminating mines

Cluck U wrote:

89Hen wrote: Actually look matte to me, but they are pretty cool IMO. Different ships for different positions?

How about a Defensive Line ship?

Maybe they can show a naval ship purposely sunk on a shallow bottom...you know, to prevent the enemy from sending their ships out.

GannonFan wrote:
I save the cursing for when I'm really mad.