'"Bad Jock Itch"

[Col Hogan]

That's the excuse a Texas A&M wide receiver used to explain why he exposed himself to two academic tutors...

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.co ... to-tutors/

Ya know, they make ointments for that...

[Rob Iola]

As opposed to good jock itch?

[andy7171]

I've had both good and bad forms. I always whipped it out during the bad kind.

[93henfan]

I've had both good and bad forms. I always whipped it out during the bad kind.

That's inappropriate and disgusting, Andy!

[93henfan]

Gold Bond green bottle has saved me from stinky nuts many times.

[Gil Dobie]

I've had both good and bad forms. I always whipped it out during the bad kind.

It's a Free For All

When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock 'n roll band

[andy7171]

Gold Bond green bottle has saved me from stinky nuts many times.

Truth be told I had Athletes foot more than jock itch. I found that Tinactin spray worked best on my feet. But I have a very high tolerance for pain. If the JI got bad, I'd use the Tinactin spray and cry for 10 minutes, then throw powder on it.

Itching it, was heaven on earth, until 2 hours later.

[93henfan]

If the JI got bad, I'd use the Tinactin spray

What the fuck, Andy? You're not supposed to do that!!

[andy7171]

If the JI got bad, I'd use the Tinactin spray

What the fuck, Andy? You're not supposed to do that!!

You've known me as a 40+ year old, imagine me as a 16-22 year old!

[bandl]

I have a very high tolerance for pain. If the JI got bad, I'd use the Tinactin spray and cry for 10 minutes

[andy7171]

I have a very high tolerance for pain. If the JI got bad, I'd use the Tinactin spray and cry for 10 minutes

You try it and not cry.

[bandl]

You try it and not cry.

I just scream and repeatedly pat my balls, but I don't cry

[Ibanez]

Gold Bond green bottle has saved me from stinky nuts many times.

Truth be told I had Athletes foot more than jock itch. I found that Tinactin spray worked best on my feet. But I have a very high tolerance for pain. If the JI got bad, I'd use the Tinactin spray and cry for 10 minutes, then throw powder on it.

Itching it, was heaven on earth, until 2 hours later.

Goddamn andy.


This gets applied almost daily. It's a necessity in the South.

[93henfan]

Yellow bottle is for lightweights. Green bitch, green. The green gives me a little tingle on my taint. You can't put a price on that.

[bandl]

Yellow bottle is for lightweights. Green bitch, green. The green gives me a little tingle on my taint. You can't put a price on that.

You can if you inject the yellow stuff right up into your hole with a turkey baster like StickyAnus does

[Ibanez]

Yellow bottle is for lightweights. Green bitch, green. The green gives me a little tingle on my taint. You can't put a price on that.

Yellow bottle gives you a tingle.

[93henfan]

Yellow bottle is for lightweights. Green bitch, green. The green gives me a little tingle on my taint. You can't put a price on that.

Yellow bottle gives you a tingle.

OK, don't try green. It may be too much for you then. You were a peanut allergy kid, right?

[Ibanez]

Yellow bottle is for lightweights. Green bitch, green. The green gives me a little tingle on my taint. You can't put a price on that.

You can if you inject the yellow stuff right up into your hole with a turkey baster like StickyAnus does

What's your point? You know I have anal leakage and injecting it up there is the best way to ease the pain from the burn due to the excessive . GOD! It's like you don't even read my emails, texts or blog posts! Asshole.

[Ibanez]

Yellow bottle gives you a tingle.

OK, don't try green. It may be too much for you then. You were a peanut allergy kid, right?

No, I have no allergies. I'm actually out of Gold Bond. I'll get some Green today.

[bandl]

You can if you inject the yellow stuff right up into your hole with a turkey baster like StickyAnus does

Asshole.

Heh.