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bandl wrote:

clenz wrote: Neither. I just don't want anyone (guy/gal/dog/squirrel/anything) looking at my junk.

Why wouldn't you want a gal looking at your junk? I'm not following here.

And why not a dog? If it's your dog you can put peanut butter on your balls...

And why not a squirrel? Afraid the thing is going to think your little nuts are the perfect size for his acorn nest?

I get the squirrel part, gots to protect yo nuts!

bandl wrote:

clenz wrote: Neither. I just don't want anyone (guy/gal/dog/squirrel/anything) looking at my junk.

Why wouldn't you want a gal looking at your junk? I'm not following here.

And why not a dog? If it's your dog you can put peanut butter on your balls...

And why not a squirrel? Afraid the thing is going to think your little nuts are the perfect size for his acorn nest?

I'm married, my wife is fine. I'm apparently one of the few men in the world who doesn't want other people, other than my wife, looking at my junk.

Dogs and squirrels, I guess I don't care about. I was just making a point.

This Thread has more legs and has nothing to do with stadiums. I'm going to go back to find the original diversion.

clenz wrote:

bandl wrote:
Why wouldn't you want a gal looking at your junk? I'm not following here.

And why not a dog? If it's your dog you can put peanut butter on your balls...

And why not a squirrel? Afraid the thing is going to think your little nuts are the perfect size for his acorn nest?

I'm married, my wife is fine. I'm apparently one of the few men in the world who doesn't want other people, other than my wife, looking at my junk.

Dogs and squirrels, I guess I don't care about. I was just making a point.

Yes, you are one of those few men in the world! I bet you'd confess if she didn't have a username here.

How do you feel about small children?

clenz wrote:

bandl wrote:
Why wouldn't you want a gal looking at your junk? I'm not following here.

And why not a dog? If it's your dog you can put peanut butter on your balls...

And why not a squirrel? Afraid the thing is going to think your little nuts are the perfect size for his acorn nest?

I'm married, my wife is fine. I'm apparently one of the few men in the world who doesn't want other people, other than my wife, looking at my junk.

Dogs and squirrels, I guess I don't care about. I was just making a point.

Hey if my wife sees the girl touching my junk, she's not going to blame you. It's almost the perfect scenario. You walked into the woods away from everyone. All hostility should and would be directed at the curious co-ed.

And I never thought about squirrels watching. F'ing kinky! Next time I'm in the woods pissing, I might chub up a little. Those odds of wanting to touch it, just went up 5 fold.

Unless there are dudes hanging out in restrooms wearing binoculars at the games he attends, Little Clenzy's 3 inches of obvious pride are probably safe from being exposed.

JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Unless there are dudes hanging out in restrooms wearing binoculars at the games he attends, Little Clenzy's 3 inches of obvious pride are probably safe from being exposed.

Well he does go to games with cap'n. He probably does that.

andy7171 wrote:

JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:Unless there are dudes hanging out in restrooms wearing binoculars at the games he attends, Little Clenzy's 3 inches of obvious pride are probably safe from being exposed.

Well he does go to games with cap'n. He probably does that.

what's the big deal about the Cap'n looking at people's junk, I wouldn't mind

When VMI played @ Davidson in 2003, the radio folks mentioned their booth was on the 20-yard line......and looking at that place via Bing maps...........there it is........

I can't believe this thread got back on topic. Lets see how long it lasts.

Truely, that is a nice playing surface, and running track...........that deserves at least 15,000 aluminum and concrete seats with something close to a Liberty U. style pressbox........

∞∞∞ wrote:To be fair, that picture was taken before Jacksonville's "renovations" since I couldn't find any. But I did some more research and found newer pics. Apparently they added FieldTurf and a new scoreboard. However, notice that Jacksonville doesn't have any stands. Instead, they just plopped some metal benches on the hills and called it a day. The press box is a shack.

tampajag wrote:

andy7171 wrote: Well he does go to games with cap'n. He probably does that.

what's the big deal about the Cap'n looking at people's junk, I wouldn't mind

Day game or night game?

GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:

bandl wrote:
Why wouldn't you want a gal looking at your junk? I'm not following here.

And why not a dog? If it's your dog you can put peanut butter on your balls...

And why not a squirrel? Afraid the thing is going to think your little nuts are the perfect size for his acorn nest?

I get the squirrel part, gots to protect yo nuts!

Safety first, squirrels bite.

Sigh, fine, I concede to pillowbiter against all that is in me purely because there is simply no way to defend against the facilities we have right now, especially against an established power like ODU. Aw shit, nevermind. No, but seriously, if ya had to put up with the shit we had to from the pathetic pieces of shit up north (gil exclueded) you would be a bit touchy on the subject too, especially a few days after the BOR of SD put the approval of gathering funds for a new stadium on hold for 6 months. Just a bit more than a lil pissy on that one. But if pillow biter's lady friend/sister or girlfriend wants to sooth my sore pride for me they are more that welcome to do so

Thumper 76 wrote:......if pillow biter's lady friend/sister or girlfriend wants to sooth my sore pride for me they are more that welcome to do so

For you, I'll send her right over. Just don't take her to the tailgate until those facilities are upgraded.......

woffordgrad94 wrote:Wofford's Gibbs Stadium is small, ho-hum, and mundane, but was made a lot better by an awesome new video board. I guess that great board keeps our stadium from being one of the worst in FCS.

Others I have been to that aren't too swift:

Charleston Southern
Presbyterian
Gardner-Webb

Oh BS Wofford has a nice stadium

clenz wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:
Are you embarassed or homophobic?

Neither. I just don't want anyone (guy/gal/dog/squirrel/anything) looking at my junk.

Guess I will have to cancel the UNI trip...

JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:

Thumper 76 wrote:......if pillow biter's lady friend/sister or girlfriend wants to sooth my sore pride for me they are more that welcome to do so

For you, I'll send her right over. Just don't take her to the tailgate until those facilities are upgraded.......

If she comes up, I wouldn't take her anywhere but my room