Black Falkin where do I start?

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

I need the cliff notes of this one Ursus. I aint read no good with out my meds.

Ok my friend let me condense it down for you...

First I said:

I see exactly what you're saying and I don't say it anyway as I try not to disrespect without reason and I don't have too much racism as I have never had problems with black people and I am sure that is due to the lack of diversity in Montana. The black friends that I have are like any other friends and we all do the same things so there isn't any differences for me to really notice other than the fact that my friends that are black are about the funnest guys I've ever hung around. Nobody laughs harder or has a better time than they do.


Then I went on to say:

Do I think there is some bigotry in what you've said on this board? Sure I do, we all have some bigotry in us and that's the nature of man. My point was that you are saying the same sorts of things that you were making a point about others not saying. The "no homo" thing is not what I was referring to though it was the countless other things that you have said in a negative light about homosexuals. I do believe that you were just f**k[*]' around as we all have done before. If you are a straight guy you don't want other dudes to think you are gay due to the stigma that has been attached to it for our entire lives. I have never called someone a faggot to harm gay men but I have done so to take away from that guys masculinity, which by proxy does do some harm to my friend dback due to equating him with less than masculine behavior, which is the furthest thing from the truth. I had this epiphany when I called Cleets (who is a true panty waist) a faggot while sitting with him and dback (who is a real manly dude) so trust me...I'm not trying to put myself above it all here. I truly wish that faggot only stood for effeminate and not gay as well because I call people that all the time and that's the spirit I say it in. FWIW dback is a real gentleman and didn't treat me like an asshole for it, he kinda got a chuckle out of my socially awkward moment and let me slide and I think we'd all be better off with a little more of his kind of attitude.


I hate it when I have to break things down like that because it takes a lot of flavor out of my blatherings but I hope it helps you our.

[wideright82]

[AZGrizFan]

I need the cliff notes of this one Ursus. I aint read no good with out my meds.

Ok my friend let me condense it down for you...

First I said:

I see exactly what you're saying and I don't say it anyway as I try not to disrespect without reason and I don't have too much racism as I have never had problems with black people and I am sure that is due to the lack of diversity in Montana. The black friends that I have are like any other friends and we all do the same things so there isn't any differences for me to really notice other than the fact that my friends that are black are about the funnest guys I've ever hung around. Nobody laughs harder or has a better time than they do.


Then I went on to say:

Do I think there is some bigotry in what you've said on this board? Sure I do, we all have some bigotry in us and that's the nature of man. My point was that you are saying the same sorts of things that you were making a point about others not saying. The "no homo" thing is not what I was referring to though it was the countless other things that you have said in a negative light about homosexuals. I do believe that you were just f**k[*]' around as we all have done before. If you are a straight guy you don't want other dudes to think you are gay due to the stigma that has been attached to it for our entire lives. I have never called someone a faggot to harm gay men but I have done so to take away from that guys masculinity, which by proxy does do some harm to my friend dback due to equating him with less than masculine behavior, which is the furthest thing from the truth. I had this epiphany when I called Cleets (who is a true panty waist) a faggot while sitting with him and dback (who is a real manly dude) so trust me...I'm not trying to put myself above it all here. I truly wish that faggot only stood for effeminate and not gay as well because I call people that all the time and that's the spirit I say it in. FWIW dback is a real gentleman and didn't treat me like an asshole for it, he kinda got a chuckle out of my socially awkward moment and let me slide and I think we'd all be better off with a little more of his kind of attitude.


I hate it when I have to break things down like that because it takes a lot of flavor out of my blatherings but I hope it helps you our.

Really, that was much more concise. Makes it much clearer to the reader.

[Ibanez]

Isn't it "falcon" not "falkin"?

[pantherrob82]

Glad that's done. So is BlackFalkin done being a pussy?

[lizrdgizrd]

Nothing, that's what makes it funny.

Have you seen the skit by Dave Chapelle about the Niggar Family? Funniest thing I've EVER seen on the Chapelle show. If you want it, PM me your address...

They were all white, right? I think I remember that one.

[AZGrizFan]

Have you seen the skit by Dave Chapelle about the Niggar Family? Funniest thing I've EVER seen on the Chapelle show. If you want it, PM me your address...

They were all white, right? I think I remember that one.

All except Chapelle, who played the milk man.

[BlackFalkin]

So is BlackFalkin done being a pussy?

Stop trying to get me to notice you and shit. leave that to the *real* bitches. Go talk to dback with that homo shit.

Why are you standing up for the next man anyway? are you his personal Bitch!? UNTUCK your dick from between your legs and stand on your own two!

fvck man.. this site attracts more BITCHES than lifetime movie network.

[wideright82]

So is BlackFalkin done being a pussy?

Stop trying to get me to notice you and shit. leave that to the *real* bitches. Go talk to dback with that homo shit.

Why are you standing up for the next man anyway? are you his personal Bitch!? UNTUCK your dick from between your legs and stand on your own two!

fvck man.. this site attracts more BITCHES than lifetime movie network.

That'd be a good line in a freestyle.

[AZGrizFan]

Stop trying to get me to notice you and shit. leave that to the *real* bitches. Go talk to dback with that homo shit.

Why are you standing up for the next man anyway? are you his personal Bitch!? UNTUCK your dick from between your legs and stand on your own two!

fvck man.. this site attracts more BITCHES than lifetime movie network.

That'd be a good line in a freestyle.

He wants you, wide. Bad. No homo!

[wideright82]

That'd be a good line in a freestyle.

He wants you, wide. Bad. No homo!

[pantherrob82]

So is BlackFalkin done being a pussy?

Stop trying to get me to notice you and shit. leave that to the *real* bitches. Go talk to dback with that homo shit.

Why are you standing up for the next man anyway? are you his personal Bitch!? UNTUCK your dick from between your legs and stand on your own two!

fvck man.. this site attracts more BITCHES than lifetime movie network.

aka, your smack is weak and you have no response to your teams being sent home from the UNI-Dome.

[papa bear helena]

Wow I've been missin some good stuff over here.

I personally think that BlackFalkin is a persona created by someone that was just bored to tears. I struggle to believe that a (supposed) college graduate's mind works that way. Eastern Washington was probably just the unfortunate school that got chosen randomly for this character to support. If I've read what he's posted correctly, Chris Rock would label the persona an "ignant-ass-n****."

Much love, no homo.


P.S. Didn't he JUST say he was done posting on this thread?

[BlackFalkin]

papa bear helena. u silly bitch. u live in montana, so all u've know is poor, redneck, ugly bastards. do you think i would waste my time, making up shit to say TO YOU? fvck you! i dont give a shit about u.

your a muthafvckin fool if you think im gonna lie about going to a small, cheap, div1aa school, WITH, i might add, about 3 bad bitches per class. Do you think everyone who goes to college has to post messages like this:

"Splended! I was on my way to Peachy Green's golf course for my 8:00 tee time, when father handed me a glass of 1978 Cabernet."

If so then you are more "ignant" than you might think.

Do yourself a favor and DO NOT get your stereo-types & ideas from CHRIS ROCK! Thinkin every black person is like Chris Rock will get your ass beat/shot out here in southern cal.


as far as the "persona"... except for the name bf, i am exactly what you read, if u had any intelligence, you would recognize that a persona is easily detectable. ive posted about 200 posts, and if u read them shits, then u will see its 100% all the same.

you follow me ? Bitch!

[grizzaholic]

papa bear helena. u silly bitch. u live in montana, so all u've know is poor, redneck, ugly bastards. do you think i would waste my time, making up shit to say TO YOU? fvck you! i dont give a shit about u.

your a muthafvckin fool if you think im gonna lie about going to a small, cheap, div1aa school, WITH, i might add, about 3 bad bitches per class. Do you think everyone who goes to college has to post messages like this:

"Splended! I was on my way to Peachy Green's golf course for my 8:00 tee time, when father handed me a glass of 1978 Cabernet."

If so then you are more "ignant" than you might think.

Do yourself a favor and DO NOT get your stereo-types & ideas from CHRIS ROCK! Thinkin every black person is like Chris Rock will get your ass beat/shot out here in southern cal.


as far as the "persona"... except for the name bf, i am exactly what you read, if u had any intelligence, you would recognize that a persona is easily detectable. ive posted about 200 posts, and if u read them shits, then u will see its 100% all the same.

you follow me ? Bitch!

So how many times have you been shot or beat down for talking like a middle school drop out?

No offense intended to any of those middle school drop outs out there. I didn't mean to lump you in with this BF character.

[papa bear helena]

Pretty defensive there for not carin' about what I think...

[BlackFalkin]

never said i dont care, but im not gonna make shit up & pretend to be some fictional character. "uh oh ive run outta shit to say on the cs.com board... im screwed now...." wtf?

[grizzaholic]

never said i dont care, but im not gonna make shit up & pretend to be some fictional character. "uh oh ive run outta shit to say on the cs.com board... im screwed now...." wtf?

Thank god. Now once you complete some English classes come back and post like a normal person not some 14 year old kid that thinks swearing and calling people gay is cool.

[AZGrizFan]

never said i dont care, but im not gonna make shit up & pretend to be some fictional character. "uh oh ive run outta shit to say on the cs.com board... im screwed now...." wtf?

Thank god. Now once you complete some English classes come back and post like a normal person not some 14 year old kid that thinks swearing and calling people gay is cool.

What's even more impressive is that a completely baseless thread has gone to SEVEN pages.

[papa bear helena]

Fail

i dont give a shit about u.

And AZ, it is the offseason. How else are we going to entertain ourselves?

[AZGrizFan]

Fail

i dont give a shit about u.

And AZ, it is the offseason. How else are we going to entertain ourselves?

True...true...

[grizzaholic]

What's even more impressive is that a completely baseless thread has gone to SEVEN pages.

I was thinking the same thing. Even some of the Cap'n's self help threads never made it 7 pages.

[BlackFalkin]

Now once you complete some English classes

error. sentence fragment.

[Ibanez]

Now once you complete some English classes

error. sentence fragment.

Technically, it would be a run-on since there is no comma after classes. A sentence fragment would be:
"Such as electrical, chemical, and industrial engineering." Of course this all depends on your dependent clause or phrase.

BTW, you forgot to capitalize the "E" and "S".

[BlackFalkin]

By the way, I'm positive that you are a homosexual man. I have no problem with gays, however, I do have a problem with anyone who isn't man enough to "come out of the closet". Bitch!

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