Montana Athletics Blow

[Thumper 76]

This thread is very educational. I have learned several things here.

1) D1B apparently likes to blow. A lot.
2) He also enjoys pissing with Montana.
3) I want to try out for that Olympic Drunk Driving team. The warm-ups before competition would rock.

I would also like to state that rodeo clowning would not be easy having just started to help people work cattle. Dem be some big angry fuckers they are getting in the way of. But I would love to do it.

[Grizalltheway]

Yeah, besides choking in football every year, what does Montana really have? Not trying to start shit but outside of them getting lucky and sneaking into the BB tourney, what the fuck do they really have?

Take UNI for example, great men's BB, even the women made the tourney this year, typically nationally ranked volleyball, track and wrestling programs. UNI plays in a competetive conference and often challenges BCS and top ranked conference teams in all sports.....

Seems without football, Montana just plain sucks.

Nationally ranked track teams? Phsst! I've watched the NCAA track championships a number of times, and never saw a SINGLE UNI athlete competing (that's right, I'm resorting to track smack).

[VictorG]

just build a fence around Polson, MT

Thanks!

Polz lives there and I've been saying that for years!

[D1B]

GATW

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/niw ... ecords.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Scroll down to the All-Americans section, read it, then punch yourself in the face for being an asshole. While you're scrolling, take pit stop at the MVC champions too.

[D1B]

Yeah, besides choking in football every year, what does Montana really have? Not trying to start shit but outside of them getting lucky and sneaking into the BB tourney, what the fuck do they really have?

Take UNI for example, great men's BB, even the women made the tourney this year, typically nationally ranked volleyball, track and wrestling programs. UNI plays in a competetive conference and often challenges BCS and top ranked conference teams in all sports.....

Seems without football, Montana just plain sucks.

Nationally ranked track teams? Phsst! I've watched the NCAA track championships a number of times, and never saw a SINGLE UNI athlete competing (that's right, I'm resorting to track smack).

What an asshole, Tyler Mulder won the 800 in 2008. WON the 800 - one of the highlight track events. Annnnd you were paying attention!

[ajwildcat]

While I agree that Montana does blow in every way possible, who in the hell cares about track or women's sports? Until foxy boxing and jello wrestling become NCAA sanctioned sports I really couldn't care less about women's sports. Unless they played volleyball topless.

[putter]

Hi, this is Tiger Woods. I am speaking to the FCS community to update everyone on the status of D1B's ongoing hard-on he has for all things Montana Grizzlies. While I have been working hard to control my own hard on's it has been an inspiration to watch D show up every day and sit on the couch with his picture of Grizo (I have to meet you some day ), his UNI snuggie and his bag of pot. He has struggled mightely with this problem but he has come so far. He no longer screams "No Pols, NO! or "Damn, thats is big stadium" in the middle of the night. Now we just have to pry that laptop out of his hands and he seems to go into a drug-like trance every time he logs on.

Well just an update for you all. P.S. -> If my wife calls, I'm hangin with you guys, right....

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

You know, I expected more of a fight here. I was just talking shit. Between the Grizzley silence and doin a little research, I'm right. I finally found Montana's achilles heel - it's a one trick pony.



Hell, we all could have national championship teams if we spent all our money and emotional energy on the goddamned football team.

I guess I'm not programmed like that. I actually enjoy that our volleyball team was ranked nationally in the top 25 - basketball and wrestling teams too. What a joy to hear our women's team made the NCAA tourney - for the first time ever, I think. Our track teams are some of the best in the nation too, producing numerous all americans each year.

It's just a matter of time before our other programs become successful. Athletes want to come to UNI because they know they'll be treated no better and no worse than the football players. Thank you and may god bless America

you blow

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

GATW

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/niw ... ecords.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Scroll down to the All-Americans section, read it, then punch yourself in the face for being an asshole. While you're scrolling, take pit stop at the MVC champions too.

you blow.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Nationally ranked track teams? Phsst! I've watched the NCAA track championships a number of times, and never saw a SINGLE UNI athlete competing (that's right, I'm resorting to track smack).

What an asshole, Tyler Mulder won the 800 in 2008. WON the 800 - one of the highlight track events. Annnnd you were paying attention!

you blow.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

While I agree that Montana does blow in every way possible, who in the hell cares about track or women's sports? Until foxy boxing and jello wrestling become NCAA sanctioned sports I really couldn't care less about women's sports. Unless they played volleyball topless.

you blow.

[dbackjon]

While I agree that Montana does blow in every way possible, who in the hell cares about track or women's sports? Until foxy boxing and jello wrestling become NCAA sanctioned sports I really couldn't care less about women's sports. Unless they played volleyball topless.

you blow.

You blow

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

you blow.

You blow

you blow.

[bandl]

You blow

you blow.

What is this, the CS.com version of the Seven Dwarfs singing 'Hi-Ho"??

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

you blow.

What is this, the CS.com version of the Seven Dwarfs singing 'Hi-Ho"??

you blow

[bandl]

What is this, the CS.com version of the Seven Dwarfs singing 'Hi-Ho"??

you blow

It's into Ursus' mouth we go

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

you blow

It's into Ursus' mouth we go

you blow

[Grizalltheway]

Nationally ranked track teams? Phsst! I've watched the NCAA track championships a number of times, and never saw a SINGLE UNI athlete competing (that's right, I'm resorting to track smack).

What an asshole, Tyler Mulder won the 800 in 2008. WON the 800 - one of the highlight track events. Annnnd you were paying attention!

Apology accepted.

[bandl]

It's into Ursus' mouth we go

you blow

You're a whore.

[dbackjon]

You blow

you blow.

I know

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

you blow

You're a whore.

you blow

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

you blow.

I know

GROSS!!

[dbackjon]

I know

GROSS!!

That's not what you said when I was in Missoula

[tjbison]

I've heard that about Montana, but it wasn't specifically about sports.

What is Idaho so windy?
Cause Wyoming sucks and Montana blows.

Umm....this makes no sense Montana and Wyoming are BOTH east of Idaho!

[Griz Growler]

Why do crows fly upside down over Iowa............Because it isn't worth shitting on.