Black Falkin where do I start?

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:16 am

azgrizfan! "fvckers cant speak english"???? AND IM GETTING A WARNING???? did a black man fvck the shit outta your wife? i know all of you bastards are over 40 so I KNOW you are fvckin some fat, sloppy bitch, AND YOU live in motana so thats an even worse selection of bitches.

Post by **BlueHen86** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:18 am

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:The "no homo" thing may be coming back around or something but the intent has not changed and it is not new. I had buddies in the late 80's that would say that after any contact. I even had a buddy that would say "no homo" every time he finished sucking my dick.\. Like he needed to tell me that.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:20 am

BlackFalkin wrote:azgrizfan! "fvckers cant speak english"???? AND IM GETTING A WARNING????did a black man fvck the shit outta your wife? i know all of you bastards are over 40 so fvckin some fat sloppy bitch, AND YOU live in motana so thats an even worse selection of bitches.

Check yourself, dumbass. Should I assume NO HOMO that you live in that shithole known as Cheney, WA, JUST because you're an Eagles fan?

Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:26 am

BlackFalkin wrote:azgrizfan! "fvckers cant speak english"???? AND IM GETTING A WARNING???? did a black man fvck the shit outta your wife? i know all of you bastards are over 40 so I KNOW you are fvckin some fat, sloppy bitch, AND YOU live in motana so thats an even worse selection of bitches.

Yes, but it was a direct result of this particular black man's confusion as to the "getting in that ass" terminology. FWIW the username of AZGrizfan may provide you a clue with his state of residence.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:28 am

BlackFalkin wrote:azgrizfan! "fvckers cant speak english"???? AND IM GETTING A WARNING???? did a black man fvck the shit outta your wife? i know all of you bastards are over 40 so I KNOW you are fvckin some fat, sloppy bitch, AND YOU live in motana so thats an even worse selection of bitches.

Oh, and speaking of my wife, she'd fcuk you 'til you were nothin' but a shriveled up husk, peeing on yourselfin the corner, holdin' your little shriveled up bleeding dick in your hand, cryin' for your mama, then she'd move on to the next one. And she'd drink your sorry ass NO HOMO under the table WHILE she was doin' it.

Post by **BlueHen86** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:29 am

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
BlackFalkin wrote:azgrizfan! "fvckers cant speak english"???? AND IM GETTING A WARNING???? did a black man fvck the shit outta your wife? i know all of you bastards are over 40 so I KNOW you are fvckin some fat, sloppy bitch, AND YOU live in motana so thats an even worse selection of bitches.
Yes, but it was a direct result of this particular black man's confusion as to the "getting in that ass" terminology. FWIW the username of AZGrizfan may provide you a clue with his state of residence.

Wouldn't "getting in that ass" pack the sh!t in deeper?
Just asking. No homo.

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:34 am

AZGrizFan wrote: she'd fcuk you 'til you were nothin' but a shriveled up husk,she'd drink your sorry ass under the table WHILE she was doin' it.

thats not the type of bitch you marry. thats sounds like one of the SKANKS you meet at the bar.

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:39 am

you know how people rank bitches 1 being ugly 10 being a dime, well out here in la, we say "shes a la 7, or shes a LA 9" basically the prettiest bitch in montana is a LA 6! i bet money your wife is not hotter than a 6 at BEST. post her pic up here and I'LL be the judge ya bitch!

Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:44 am

BlackFalkin wrote:you know how people rank bitches 1 being ugly 10 being a dime, well out here in la, we say "shes a la 7, or shes a LA 9" basically the prettiest bitch in montana is a LA 6! i bet money your wife is not hotter than a 6 at BEST. post her pic up here and I'LL be the judge ya bitch!

She's kinda famous so he ain't posting any face shots but if you ask real nice you may get a shot of the rack.

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:50 am

man i cant believe you guys believe these whores at face value. HONESTLY ive fucked sooo many bitches that im not with right now, and one day that girl is gonna marry some UNLUCKY bastard and shes gonna say " i never got slapped in the face with a dick before.. you can trust me azgrizfan" i dont know how you do it AZ.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:51 am

BlackFalkin wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote: she'd fcuk you 'til you were nothin' but a shriveled up husk,she'd drink your sorry ass under the table WHILE she was doin' it.
thats not the type of bitch you marry. thats sounds like one of the SKANKS you meet at the bar.

Word of advice from someone slightly older than you: Marry a nympho.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:52 am

BlackFalkin wrote:man i cant believe you guys believe these whores at face value. HONESTLY ive f**k[*] sooo many bitches that im not with right now, and one day that girl is gonna marry some UNLUCKY bastard and shes gonna say " i never got slapped in the face with a dick before.. you can trust me azgrizfan" i dont know how you do it AZ.

Odds are that guys who brag about all the "bitches" they've fcuked are virgins.

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:59 am

i dont brag, i tell the truth. in EVERY aspect.

Post by **grizzaholic** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:02 am

BlackFalkin wrote:i dont brag, i tell the truth. in EVERY aspect.

okaaaaaaaay

Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:10 am

BlackFalkin wrote:man i cant believe you guys believe these whores at face value. HONESTLY ive fucked sooo many bitches that im not with right now, and one day that girl is gonna marry some UNLUCKY bastard and shes gonna say " i never got slapped in the face with a dick before.. you can trust me azgrizfan" i dont know how you do it AZ.

The beauty of it here BF is the illusion that you are under. You may marry a girl someday, who know. If you do you wil marry a girl that has told you that she been with 3 guys or whatever low number she chooses to tell you. The fact of the matter is that she will have been treated like a roast on a rotisserie by three guys at once, she will have had gallons of man juice shot all over her body and there will be NOWHERE on her entire body that you can kiss that was not at one point in time the final resting place of said man juice. On top of that it will have been laid there by a man with a bigger dick than you. That's a fact and in your mind you know it. Where do you think all these bitches that you are nailing go to? They go to other guys that don't know them or their past. Where do the girls that those guys laid a major cocksmithing go? They will be wearing a ring you bought them and a white dress in front of preacher with you right there at her side with another man's ghost cum on you lips.

Post by **wideright82** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:23 am

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
BlackFalkin wrote:man i cant believe you guys believe these whores at face value. HONESTLY ive f**k[*] sooo many bitches that im not with right now, and one day that girl is gonna marry some UNLUCKY bastard and shes gonna say " i never got slapped in the face with a dick before.. you can trust me azgrizfan" i dont know how you do it AZ.
The beauty of it here BF is the illusion that you are under. You may marry a girl someday, who know. If you do you wil marry a girl that has told you that she been with 3 guys or whatever low number she chooses to tell you. The fact of the matter is that she will have been treated like a roast on a rotisserie by three guys at once, she will have had gallons of man juice shot all over her body and there will be NOWHERE on her entire body that you can kiss that was not at one point in time the final resting place of said man juice. On top of that it will have been laid there by a man with a bigger dick than you. That's a fact and in your mind you know it. Where do you think all these bitches that you are nailing go to? They go to other guys that don't know them or their past. Where do the girls that those guys laid a major cocksmithing go? They will be wearing a ring you bought them and a white dress in front of preacher with you right there at her side with another man's ghost cum on you lips.

This is my nomination for "Thread of the Year '09", and unless Cap'n gets over here, Ursus is running away, he's got me in stitches over here.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:25 am

wideright82 wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: The beauty of it here BF is the illusion that you are under. You may marry a girl someday, who know. If you do you wil marry a girl that has told you that she been with 3 guys or whatever low number she chooses to tell you. The fact of the matter is that she will have been treated like a roast on a rotisserie by three guys at once, she will have had gallons of man juice shot all over her body and there will be NOWHERE on her entire body that you can kiss that was not at one point in time the final resting place of said man juice. On top of that it will have been laid there by a man with a bigger dick than you. That's a fact and in your mind you know it. Where do you think all these bitches that you are nailing go to? They go to other guys that don't know them or their past. Where do the girls that those guys laid a major cocksmithing go? They will be wearing a ring you bought them and a white dress in front of preacher with you right there at her side with another man's ghost cum on you lips.

This is my nomination for "Thread of the Year '09", and unless Cap'n gets over here, Ursus is running away, he's got me in stitches over here.

Not only is he running away with it....he's spot ON. Blackfailin' is living in friggin' lala land if he thinks otherwise.

Post by **wideright82** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:26 am

BlackFalkin wrote:you know how people rank bitches 1 being ugly 10 being a dime, well out here in la, we say "shes a la 7, or shes a LA 9" basically the prettiest bitch in montana is a LA 6! i bet money your wife is not hotter than a 6 at BEST. post her pic up here and I'LL be the judge ya bitch!

I dont think comparing women on a scale from Louisiana is your best bet............

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:27 am

URSIS your a funny bastard. but that will never happen, do you know why because i wont get married. and if i do, then im gonna bone about 30 more bitches before i do. AND im gonna get action from the bitch sister/or cousin just in case. MAKING SURE i get the last laugh.

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:27 am

BlackFalkin wrote:you know how people rank bitches 1 being ugly 10 being a dime, well out here in la, we say "shes a la 7, or shes a LA 9" basically the prettiest bitch in montana is a LA 6! i bet money your wife is not hotter than a 6 at BEST. post her pic up here and I'LL be the judge ya bitch!

Honestly, they've got the prettiest faces and bodies that money and plastic surgery can buy, right?

Post by **grizzaholic** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:33 am

BlackFalkin wrote:URSIS your a funny bastard. but that will never happen, do you know why because i wont get married. and if i do, then im gonna bone about 30 more bitches before i do. AND im gonna get action from the bitch sister/or cousin just in case. MAKING SURE i get the last laugh.

And you were dogging on posters for not speaking English, WOW.

BlackFalkin · Post by **BlackFalkin** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:39 am

grizzaholic wrote: And you were dogging on posters for not speaking English, WOW.

AZgriz said BLACKS dont speak english. pay attention.

Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:43 am

BlackFalkin wrote:URSIS your a funny bastard. but that will never happen, do you know why because i wont get married. and if i do, then im gonna bone about 30 more bitches before i do. AND im gonna get action from the bitch sister/or cousin just in case. MAKING SURE i get the last laugh.

That's not a bad plan there either.

Post by **wideright82** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:43 am

BlackFalkin wrote:damn im like a celebrity to you fvcks...wideright82...."ayyy yoooo" thats funny!

listen, that fact of the matter is "no homo" is catchy, just like me... im catchy, bitches love me, (the female kind) im gettin bad bitches, talking hoes outta their paycheck, when your average man cant get his wife to make him a sandwich when he comes home from work.. theres something about me im catchy and you bastards cant get enough of me! *no homo*

I'm glad you appreciated it, BF.

(all homo intended)

Post by **wideright82** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:47 am

BlackFalkin wrote:
grizzaholic wrote: And you were dogging on posters for not speaking English, WOW.
AZgriz said BLACKS dont speak english. pay attention.

he said fvckers, i was there. He was responding to when I mentioned my FRIEND speaking like a retard. No race implied. However, he IS black, and everyone knows only white people speak english. That shits from grade school.

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