Last But Not Least Awards
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:08 pm
Welcome to the LAST BUT NOT LEAST AWARDS
The format will be similar to ur ordinary awars programs, minus the music, formal dress, censors, & all the telepromter bullshit.
Mvemjsunpx- The first idiot to try and be tough and got his ass handed to him as a result.
Where You F*cked Up-
Beyond The Keyboard- Most likely you are a little guy whom tries to lash out at others and make your opinion count. However sadly it doesnt. You are the first of failures who wish that he could play div1 football but it didnt happen. 5'5, 140 lbs. You are kinda ugly but can pull a Calironia 5, which is the equivalent to a montana 8. but in the end she will walk all over you, while she spends ur paycheck at the mall on cowboy boots.
Ending result- dont try to stomp with the big dogs bc ur not ready. do what ur best at.
Beef- Tried to follow suit and put his clown suit on trying to be Jim Rome but didnt have all the facts.
Where u f*cked up -
Response- Well u damn sure aint F*ckin no bad bitches bc there aint none out there.
Beyond The Keyboard- Your the type of guy that MIGHT be a little athletic but sure aint shit to brag about. My guess is that ur figuering out that a living on campus was the highlight of ur life and wish you could go back. Similar to Mvem, you tried to be funny & throw ur opinion out there and got f*ucked in the end. nohomo.
End Result- You had to pay the price of getting ripped a new one. Your not well spoken at all, so dont ever try to throw ur in the discussion untill u step ur game up .
Grizzaholic - Guy who got his ass handed to him so many times and just couldn't get enough.
Where You F*cked Up -
Beyond The Keyboard- Your one of a few here that really is a bitch. You try sooo hard to be witty. But you are god awful. You tried to diss me but u underestimated me, and never saw the gotdamn FIRE BREATHING DRAGON that was about to torch ur ass.
Ending result- Your half-asses attempts to diss me where so . Not worth discussing any furthur.
DBACKJON - This guy sorta stood in the background and kept his mouth shut, then i found out why.
Where You F*cked Up- When there was a conversation going on about dicks, Dbackjon said
Beyond The Keyboard- I dont know If this guy cares if anyone knows he gay but, if he thought i wasnt gonna get in his ass, he had it wrong. Fortunately he sat in the back of class and observed and watched a pimp orchestrate the rest of u F*CKS!
End Result- good job for staying the f*ck outta the way.
Ursus A.- This guy took it to all 12 Rounds, but in the end..... You Got Knocked The F*ck Out !
Where You REALLY F*cked Up-
Knock-out Punch-
BlueHen- AKA fake ass Duff Man, I already know your a skinny wimp with that gay avatar.
Where You F*cked Up- Ursus was out of the fight and you tried to save his beat down ass. BUT you f*cked up bc you are not as good as him so ended up getting MOLY-WOPPED.
End Result- Next time, stay off the next man's penis and BTW you are the biggest thief! stop stealing my shit u Buster. Be your own man That also goes for AZGrizFan.
Houndawg-
You got caught trying to . Bitch dont try to jump on the bandwagon u dickriding f*ck!
Alright thats all u bastards, If you feel you should be included, next time grow some nutz and get in the fight.
I know u dirty f*cks are gonna miss me so i guess i leave u my email to contact me.
footnotes; if u dont know what any of these words mean, take ur ass to urban dictionary
also go buy that 45 caliber and budd dwyer/christine chubbuck urslef.
also if u keep trying to get me to come back, ur gonna get this
The format will be similar to ur ordinary awars programs, minus the music, formal dress, censors, & all the telepromter bullshit.
Mvemjsunpx- The first idiot to try and be tough and got his ass handed to him as a result.
Where You F*cked Up-
Tried to be funny but nobody even responded to this, even ur UM buddies didnt even co-sign it.BlackFalkin makes me think the Big Sky should investigate the academic eligibility of all EWU players this decade. There may be a lot of games to forfeit…
Beyond The Keyboard- Most likely you are a little guy whom tries to lash out at others and make your opinion count. However sadly it doesnt. You are the first of failures who wish that he could play div1 football but it didnt happen. 5'5, 140 lbs. You are kinda ugly but can pull a Calironia 5, which is the equivalent to a montana 8. but in the end she will walk all over you, while she spends ur paycheck at the mall on cowboy boots.
Ending result- dont try to stomp with the big dogs bc ur not ready. do what ur best at.
Beef- Tried to follow suit and put his clown suit on trying to be Jim Rome but didnt have all the facts.
Where u f*cked up -
just becasue I currently live in Spokane doesn't mean I grew up here.
Response- Well u damn sure aint F*ckin no bad bitches bc there aint none out there.
Beyond The Keyboard- Your the type of guy that MIGHT be a little athletic but sure aint shit to brag about. My guess is that ur figuering out that a living on campus was the highlight of ur life and wish you could go back. Similar to Mvem, you tried to be funny & throw ur opinion out there and got f*ucked in the end. nohomo.
End Result- You had to pay the price of getting ripped a new one. Your not well spoken at all, so dont ever try to throw ur in the discussion untill u step ur game up .
Grizzaholic - Guy who got his ass handed to him so many times and just couldn't get enough.
Where You F*cked Up -
response- decoder ring? What is this 1997 u idiot?What do you use them [BIG SKY]decoder rings for anyway?
response- naw but my dick bout 5 + 3 inches and 1.30 pounds.You wouldn't be about 5'3", 130lbs would you?
Beyond The Keyboard- Your one of a few here that really is a bitch. You try sooo hard to be witty. But you are god awful. You tried to diss me but u underestimated me, and never saw the gotdamn FIRE BREATHING DRAGON that was about to torch ur ass.
Ending result- Your half-asses attempts to diss me where so . Not worth discussing any furthur.
DBACKJON - This guy sorta stood in the background and kept his mouth shut, then i found out why.
Where You F*cked Up- When there was a conversation going on about dicks, Dbackjon said
Thats when i knew this guy was a real homo.This thread has turned interesting, but worthless without pics.
Beyond The Keyboard- I dont know If this guy cares if anyone knows he gay but, if he thought i wasnt gonna get in his ass, he had it wrong. Fortunately he sat in the back of class and observed and watched a pimp orchestrate the rest of u F*CKS!
End Result- good job for staying the f*ck outta the way.
Ursus A.- This guy took it to all 12 Rounds, but in the end..... You Got Knocked The F*ck Out !
Where You REALLY F*cked Up-
Oh BF you are at such a cute age.
response Number 1, dont come at me with the gay shit man.It's absolutely adorable when a team.....
response You are such a dick rider, and its hard for me to accept that someone can step in and accept kudos for some shit he didnt even do.we're better than you and we know it
response NO, Your ass wasnt good enough. Im born from a differnt breed. Full ride skolly, started young, all conference. Dont confuse your abilities with mine.neither of us were good enough to play for Montana...
Knock-out Punch-
response.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
I used to work out with a lot of them in the Football weight room and I could not only hold my own but I was much stronger than 90% of the team
End Result- Ur the type of guy that needs a good to support u and act as a backbone. Surprisingly, I have just an ounce of respect for you. Not as an athlete, fan, student of the game, but as a worthy debater.You are a gotdamn GROUPIE. Honestly man, Im being serious. Your a bitch. Why in the f*ck are you in there with the team? Your not on the team. I know u love the griz so IF YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH u would have played for them, but ur not. Even if you lifted more weight... who gives a shit, ur not on the board so it doesnt count! like i said before IT DOESNT COUNT IN THIS GAME CALLED LIFE! they dont care about you. do u know what they are thinking when u bring your old, ugly, dusty ass up in their? "Look at this silly f*ck!" trust me, bc fags like you would try to come up in the weight room all the time but Lovat didnt let them"
BlueHen- AKA fake ass Duff Man, I already know your a skinny wimp with that gay avatar.
Where You F*cked Up- Ursus was out of the fight and you tried to save his beat down ass. BUT you f*cked up bc you are not as good as him so ended up getting MOLY-WOPPED.
End Result- Next time, stay off the next man's penis and BTW you are the biggest thief! stop stealing my shit u Buster. Be your own man That also goes for AZGrizFan.
Houndawg-
That was the "gayest" comment ever posted in 2008. BLUE HEN LIKES THE SIMPSONS, how about this "Worst comment ever"!If you're such hot stuff how come you have such a sissy avatar? Ursus has the best avatar ever.
You got caught trying to . Bitch dont try to jump on the bandwagon u dickriding f*ck!
Alright thats all u bastards, If you feel you should be included, next time grow some nutz and get in the fight.
I know u dirty f*cks are gonna miss me so i guess i leave u my email to contact me.
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footnotes; if u dont know what any of these words mean, take ur ass to urban dictionary
also go buy that 45 caliber and budd dwyer/christine chubbuck urslef.
also if u keep trying to get me to come back, ur gonna get this