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Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:08 pm
by BlackFalkin
Welcome to the LAST BUT NOT LEAST AWARDS

The format will be similar to ur ordinary awars programs, minus the music, formal dress, censors, & all the telepromter bullshit.



Mvemjsunpx- The first idiot to try and be tough and got his ass handed to him as a result.

Where You F*cked Up-
BlackFalkin makes me think the Big Sky should investigate the academic eligibility of all EWU players this decade. There may be a lot of games to forfeit…
Tried to be funny but nobody even responded to this, even ur UM buddies didnt even co-sign it.

Beyond The Keyboard- Most likely you are a little guy whom tries to lash out at others and make your opinion count. However sadly it doesnt. You are the first of failures who wish that he could play div1 football but it didnt happen. 5'5, 140 lbs. You are kinda ugly but can pull a Calironia 5, which is the equivalent to a montana 8. but in the end she will walk all over you, while she spends ur paycheck at the mall on cowboy boots.

Ending result- :bad: dont try to stomp with the big dogs bc ur not ready. do what ur best at. :jack:




Beef- Tried to follow suit and put his clown suit on trying to be Jim Rome but didnt have all the facts.

Where u f*cked up -
just becasue I currently live in Spokane doesn't mean I grew up here.

Response- Well u damn sure aint F*ckin no bad bitches bc there aint none out there.

Beyond The Keyboard- Your the type of guy that MIGHT be a little athletic but sure aint shit to brag about. My guess is that ur figuering out that a living on campus was the highlight of ur life and wish you could go back. Similar to Mvem, you tried to be funny & throw ur opinion out there and got f*ucked in the end. nohomo.


End Result- :rip: You had to pay the price of getting ripped a new one. Your not well spoken at all, so dont ever try to throw ur :twocents: in the discussion untill u step ur game up :beef: .




Grizzaholic - Guy who got his ass handed to him so many times and just couldn't get enough.

Where You F*cked Up -
What do you use them [BIG SKY]decoder rings for anyway?
response- decoder ring? What is this 1997 u idiot?
You wouldn't be about 5'3", 130lbs would you?
response- naw but my dick bout 5 + 3 inches and 1.30 pounds.


Beyond The Keyboard- Your one of a few here that really is a bitch. You try sooo hard to be witty. But you are god awful. You tried to diss me but u underestimated me, and never saw the gotdamn FIRE BREATHING DRAGON :twisted: that was about to torch ur ass.

Ending result- Your half-asses attempts to diss me where so :lame: . Not worth discussing any furthur.



DBACKJON - This guy sorta stood in the background and kept his mouth shut, then i found out why.

Where You F*cked Up- When there was a conversation going on about dicks, Dbackjon said
This thread has turned interesting, but worthless without pics.
Thats when i knew this guy was a real homo.

Beyond The Keyboard- I dont know If this guy cares if anyone knows he gay but, if he thought i wasnt gonna get in his ass, he had it wrong. Fortunately he sat in the back of class and observed and watched a pimp orchestrate the rest of u F*CKS!

End Result- :clap: good job for staying the f*ck outta the way.




Ursus A.- This guy took it to all 12 Rounds, but in the end..... You Got Knocked The F*ck Out !

Where You REALLY F*cked Up-
Oh BF you are at such a cute age.
It's absolutely adorable when a team.....
response Number 1, dont come at me with the gay shit man.
we're better than you and we know it
response You are such a dick rider, and its hard for me to accept that someone can step in and accept kudos for some shit he didnt even do.
neither of us were good enough to play for Montana...
response NO, Your ass wasnt good enough. Im born from a differnt breed. Full ride skolly, started young, all conference. Dont confuse your abilities with mine.


Knock-out Punch-
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
I used to work out with a lot of them in the Football weight room and I could not only hold my own but I was much stronger than 90% of the team
response.
You are a gotdamn GROUPIE. Honestly man, Im being serious. Your a bitch. Why in the f*ck are you in there with the team? Your not on the team. I know u love the griz so IF YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH u would have played for them, but ur not. Even if you lifted more weight... who gives a shit, ur not on the board so it doesnt count! like i said before IT DOESNT COUNT IN THIS GAME CALLED LIFE! they dont care about you. do u know what they are thinking when u bring your old, ugly, dusty ass up in their? "Look at this silly f*ck!" trust me, bc fags like you would try to come up in the weight room all the time but Lovat didnt let them"
End Result- Ur the type of guy that needs a good :protesst: to support u and act as a backbone. Surprisingly, I have just an ounce of respect for you. Not as an athlete, fan, student of the game, but as a worthy debater.


BlueHen- AKA fake ass Duff Man, I already know your a skinny wimp with that gay avatar.

Where You F*cked Up- Ursus was out of the fight and you tried to save his beat down ass. BUT you f*cked up bc you are not as good as him so ended up getting MOLY-WOPPED.

End Result- Next time, stay off the next man's penis and BTW you are the biggest thief! stop stealing my shit u Buster. Be your own man :steal: That also goes for AZGrizFan.


Houndawg-
If you're such hot stuff how come you have such a sissy avatar? Ursus has the best avatar ever.
That was the "gayest" comment ever posted in 2008. BLUE HEN LIKES THE SIMPSONS, how about this "Worst comment ever"!
You got caught trying to :fuel: . Bitch dont try to jump on the bandwagon u dickriding f*ck!





Alright thats all u bastards, If you feel you should be included, next time grow some nutz and get in the fight.
I know u dirty f*cks are gonna miss me so i guess i leave u my email to contact me.
Spoiler: show
f*ckyou@suckadick.c0m Why would you believe me u dumb dumb. omg its too easy.

:lol: :lol: 8-) 8-)



footnotes; if u dont know what any of these words mean, take ur ass to urban dictionary
also go buy that 45 caliber and budd dwyer/christine chubbuck urslef.
also if u keep trying to get me to come back, ur gonna get this :punch:

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:14 pm
by travelinman67
Wow...

The "needs to get a life" Post of the Decade!

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:43 pm
by papa bear helena
travelinman67 wrote:Wow...

The "needs to get a life" Post of the Decade!

Ditto.

What a bizarre poster :?:

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:47 pm
by BlueHen86
travelinman67 wrote:Wow...

The "needs to get a life" Post of the Decade!
We're dealing with a child (probably a teenager) who created a second account and user name because he was getting abused so badly. He probably has no friends and couldn't make the high school football team, so he showed up here claiming that he played for Eastern Washington hoping to get the approval of others. Nobody was fooled, and he is really upset about it, so upset that he created these dopey awards that are so long I didn't even bother to read them. (Besides, I've seen his writing style, I'm sure there is nothing new.)

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:04 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Does this mean I get a Black Falkiner award? I like you little fella and I'll see you go. I would like to give you a video tribute as to how things have went for you in your time here BF.

I'll give you this...you are one tough SOB

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Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:29 pm
by BlackFalkin
Im gonna leave you with this video, watch it, bc you will learn what happens when ur playing on TV and everyone knows who you are on campus.

Untill You can get some of this in your life. Kick back and be quiet.
[youtube][/youtube]

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:42 pm
by dbackjon
I am so honored to be mentioned.

and yes, I am gay. Apparantly, you were the last person on this board to realize that. I thought you were as well, with all of this talk of dick-riding, cock-sucking, etc. The only guys that I usually hear that much dick talk on the internet from are the 21-25 year olds that want me to come over and fuck them.

If that is what you are really looking for, don't be coy, but I will need pics to back up your claims...

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:24 pm
by BlackFalkin
Back up with the gay shit man. GotDamn!

I left ur ass alone, be gratefull, u need to be getting ready to vote no on prop 8. f*cking idiot.

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:10 pm
by travelinman67
dbackjon wrote:I am so honored to be mentioned.

and yes, I am gay. Apparantly, you were the last person on this board to realize that. I thought you were as well, with all of this talk of dick-riding, sucking, etc. The only guys that I usually here that much dick talk from are the 21-25 year olds that want me to come over and [*]f**k them.

If that is what you are really looking for, don't be coy, but I will need pics to back up your claims...
...how the hell do you write this stuff and keep a straight face... :lol:

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:28 pm
by dbackjon
travelinman67 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:I am so honored to be mentioned.

and yes, I am gay. Apparantly, you were the last person on this board to realize that. I thought you were as well, with all of this talk of dick-riding, sucking, etc. The only guys that I usually here that much dick talk from are the 21-25 year olds that want me to come over and [*]f**k them.

If that is what you are really looking for, don't be coy, but I will need pics to back up your claims...
...how the hell do you write this stuff and keep a straight face... :lol:
:rimshot:

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:31 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
BlackFalkin wrote:Im gonna leave you with this video, watch it, bc you will learn what happens when ur playing on TV and everyone knows who you are on campus.

Until You can get some of this in your life. Kick back and be quiet.
[youtube][/youtube]
Which one of those were you BF? That's nice, and I've left so much of my super DNA in ethnic booty like that I would have to get a better look at their faces to see which ones I had already gotten around to. The thing I really like about the black chicks is that they are so honored to have spent a little quality with me. Once they found out that they could "date up" a little they really turned their lives around. It's a service I don't mind providing so they don't need to keep sending the "Thank You" cards and so forth but I can't seem to talk them out of it.

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:41 pm
by Grizo406
I don't have a dog in this fight, but I felt compelled to respond after reading the word smithing, ring toting genius that BF offers up.

He sounds EXACTLY like a character in the movie Friday After Next; Money Mike! A terrific, and VERY funny film!

Money Mike: "Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin' in it."

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:18 pm
by Col Hogan
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Crap...I take a couple of days off and miss some fun...

Who is this new weiner (BF)...

I thought Chris put age-sensing software on this site to keep the kids off here...

Or is this the CS screen name for alexale23...

Re: Last But Not Least Awards

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:32 am
by houndawg
Houndawg-
If you're such hot stuff how come you have such a sissy avatar? Ursus has the best avatar ever.
That was the "gayest" comment ever posted in 2008. BLUE HEN LIKES THE SIMPSONS, how about this "Worst comment ever"!
You got caught trying to :fuel: . Bitch dont try to jump on the bandwagon u dickriding f*ck!

You didn't answer the question, Buckwheat. :lol: