MensaTard Strikes Again!

[AZGrizFan]

This is RICH. I was trolling over at redbirdfan.net and found this little GEM from our resident Mensa Retard:

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Just a normal everyday argument about the NCAA's attendance policy for FBS membership (in which Mensatard is wrong, of course), and then the genius drops THIS nugget:

MBA, you may want to get more familiar with the D1 FBS attendance policy.

In order for discounted student tix to "count" the students must actually attend the game. This is true for any ticket sold at less than 1/3 of face value of the highest price ticket. At ISU, the highest price ticket is $21, 1/3 of $21 is $6.93. Student tickets are advertised as $5.00. You can print and "sell" as many as you want, but they will not count unless there are asses in seats.

Betcha didn't know that, huh?

1/3 of 21 is $6.93???? Really?

To which Mensatard replies:

Yes. $21 x .33 = $6.93.

which elicits THIS response:

simple algebra OSBF.....

1/3 = x/21

solve for x

My wife would tell you I suck at math, but even I know this.


.....you sure you didn't go to BU?

How in the FUCK could you EVER utter your name and Mensa in the same sentence if something as basic as THIS algebraic equation escapes you? BTW...he completely disappears from the thread after THAT epic beatdown.

OBSF...the gift that keeps on giving.

[AZGrizFan]

What happened, OB? Wasn't there any algebra on your Mensa exam?

[Cap'n Cat]

What happened, OB? Wasn't there any algebra on your Mensa exam?

Z, you wouldn't know algebra if it kicked you in the face. Masters from U of Phoenix.....

[AZGrizFan]

What happened, OB? Wasn't there any algebra on your Mensa exam?

Z, you wouldn't know algebra if it kicked you in the face. Masters from U of Phoenix.....

Well, I know 21/3 = 7, not 6.93.

And I'm not the one who claimed to ace the Mensa test, either.

[Skjellyfetti]

Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

[AZGrizFan]

Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

[SeattleGriz]

Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

The answer is 6.93!

[AZGrizFan]

I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

The answer is 6.93!

[D1B]

Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

[JayJ79]

Well, I know 21/3 = 7, not 6.93.

And I'm not the one who claimed to ace the Mensa test, either.

yes, it is 7 if you're looking at the gross result.
but the net result after taxes is 6.93

'tis the new division tariff that was recently enacted.

[AZGrizFan]

Well, I know 21/3 = 7, not 6.93.

And I'm not the one who claimed to ace the Mensa test, either.

yes, it is 7 if you're looking at the gross result.
but the net result after taxes is 6.93

'tis the new division tariff that was recently enacted.

here's your mensa card.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

I guess both OSBF and AZ are members.

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[andy7171]

21/3=6.93


What a colassal fuck up!

[89Hen]

I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

The answer is 6.93!

Might be a new catchphrase.

[Ivytalk]

The answer is 6.93!

Might be a new catchphrase.

The "S" in "OSBF" must stand for "six-ninety-three."

[D1B]

I guess both OSBF and AZ are members.

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Z

[Gil Dobie]

I'd like to thank AZ for this Mensa-esque thread

[AZGrizFan]

I guess both OSBF and AZ are members.

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Z

Except the difference is I've never CLAIMED to be.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Wow, this is fantastic!

6.9fuckin'3 bitch!

[Screamin_Eagle174]

$6.93 says that OSBF's favorite position is sixty-nine..................................three.

[dbackjon]

$6.93 says that OSBF's favorite position is sixty-nine..................................three.

A sixty-nine 3-way?

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Somebody needs to edit the South Park clip of the Loch Ness Monster so OBSF's face is on it and instead of "tree-fitty," he says "I need about $6.93."

[JMU DJ]

To which Mensatard replies:

Yes. $21 x .33 = $6.93.

To be honest.... his math is correct using his above calculation.


However, he did say "1/3 of $21," not .33 of 21. So, fail.

[grizzaholic]

[Screamin_Eagle174]

OSBF reminds me of a guy I know who once said after a flag-football game, "It doesn't matter if you win by one or you win by zero. A win's a win."