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This is RICH. I was trolling over at redbirdfan.net and found this little GEM from our resident Mensa Retard:

http://www.redbirdfan.net/forum/viewtop ... 8&start=10" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Just a normal everyday argument about the NCAA's attendance policy for FBS membership (in which Mensatard is wrong, of course), and then the genius drops THIS nugget:

OBSF wrote:MBA, you may want to get more familiar with the D1 FBS attendance policy.

In order for discounted student tix to "count" the students must actually attend the game. This is true for any ticket sold at less than 1/3 of face value of the highest price ticket. At ISU, the highest price ticket is $21, 1/3 of $21 is $6.93. Student tickets are advertised as $5.00. You can print and "sell" as many as you want, but they will not count unless there are asses in seats.

Betcha didn't know that, huh?

ISU85 wrote:1/3 of 21 is $6.93???? Really?

To which Mensatard replies:

OBSF wrote:Yes. $21 x .33 = $6.93.

which elicits THIS response:

BordmanBB wrote: simple algebra OSBF.....

1/3 = x/21

solve for x

My wife would tell you I suck at math, but even I know this.


.....you sure you didn't go to BU?

How in the FUCK could you EVER utter your name and Mensa in the same sentence if something as basic as THIS algebraic equation escapes you? BTW...he completely disappears from the thread after THAT epic beatdown.

OBSF...the gift that keeps on giving.

What happened, OB? Wasn't there any algebra on your Mensa exam?

AZGrizFan wrote:What happened, OB? Wasn't there any algebra on your Mensa exam?

Z, you wouldn't know algebra if it kicked you in the face. Masters from U of Phoenix.....

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:What happened, OB? Wasn't there any algebra on your Mensa exam?

Z, you wouldn't know algebra if it kicked you in the face. Masters from U of Phoenix.....

Well, I know 21/3 = 7, not 6.93.

And I'm not the one who claimed to ace the Mensa test, either.

Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

Skjellyfetti wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

AZGrizFan wrote:

Skjellyfetti wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

The answer is 6.93!

SeattleGriz wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

The answer is 6.93!

Skjellyfetti wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. How do grown men get this obsessed with internet personalities?

AZGrizFan wrote:Well, I know 21/3 = 7, not 6.93.

And I'm not the one who claimed to ace the Mensa test, either.

yes, it is 7 if you're looking at the gross result.
but the net result after taxes is 6.93

'tis the new division tariff that was recently enacted.

JayJ79 wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:Well, I know 21/3 = 7, not 6.93.

And I'm not the one who claimed to ace the Mensa test, either.

yes, it is 7 if you're looking at the gross result.
but the net result after taxes is 6.93

'tis the new division tariff that was recently enacted.

here's your mensa card.

I guess both OSBF and AZ are members.

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21/3=6.93


What a colassal fuck up!

SeattleGriz wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
I don't know, analjelly. But I'm sure you've got the answer.

The answer is 6.93!

Might be a new catchphrase.

89Hen wrote:

SeattleGriz wrote:
The answer is 6.93!

Might be a new catchphrase.

The "S" in "OSBF" must stand for "six-ninety-three."

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:I guess both OSBF and AZ are members.

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Z

I'd like to thank AZ for this Mensa-esque thread

D1B wrote:

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:I guess both OSBF and AZ are members.

viewtopic.php?p=532363#p532363" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Z

Except the difference is I've never CLAIMED to be.

Wow, this is fantastic!

6.9fuckin'3 bitch!

$6.93 says that OSBF's favorite position is sixty-nine..................................three.

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:$6.93 says that OSBF's favorite position is sixty-nine..................................three.

A sixty-nine 3-way?

Somebody needs to edit the South Park clip of the Loch Ness Monster so OBSF's face is on it and instead of "tree-fitty," he says "I need about $6.93."

AZGrizFan wrote:
To which Mensatard replies:

OBSF wrote:Yes. $21 x .33 = $6.93.

To be honest.... his math is correct using his above calculation.


However, he did say "1/3 of $21," not .33 of 21. So, fail.

OSBF reminds me of a guy I know who once said after a flag-football game, "It doesn't matter if you win by one or you win by zero. A win's a win."