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Voted? Where the heck did they get THAT word? I've never heard of a football coach (or ANY athletic coach, for that matter) being "elected." The AD made the offer with the President's approval. There's no "election" there.
That said, this has all the feel of a gang rape. The previous coach did NOT deserve this. I hope the new guy succeeds, because if he doesn't, all y'all can pin this on the AD and the President for the Pearl Harbor screw job they put on Moore....
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SuperHornet wrote:Voted? Where the heck did they get THAT word? I've never heard of a football coach (or ANY athletic coach, for that matter) being "elected." The AD made the offer with the President's approval. There's no "election" there.
That said, this has all the feel of a gang rape. The previous coach did NOT deserve this. I hope the new guy succeeds, because if he doesn't, all y'all can pin this on the AD and the President for the Pearl Harbor screw job they put on Moore....
IF anyone here knows how it feels to be gang raped...I guess it's you.
Btw, I think you are gunning for AZs title of "User of worst analogies."
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this is the first time I've ever heard a coach being hired compared to gang rape................
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You have seriously just made the worst post ever. You make D1B seem like the most rational poster on this site. WTF is wrong with you--gang rape?SuperHornet wrote:Voted? Where the heck did they get THAT word? I've never heard of a football coach (or ANY athletic coach, for that matter) being "elected." The AD made the offer with the President's approval. There's no "election" there.
That said, this has all the feel of a gang rape. The previous coach did NOT deserve this. I hope the new guy succeeds, because if he doesn't, all y'all can pin this on the AD and the President for the Pearl Harbor screw job they put on Moore....
You don't know what Jerry Moore deserved and how his tenure came to an end (I'm also guessing you don't know what it feels like to be gang raped). Do some research, take your head out of your ass, get a clue, and then come back and post. Until then, the next time you have a thought, gang rape your brain so you don't post stupid crap like that.
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SH is just sticking to what he knows...tampajag wrote:this is the first time I've ever heard a coach being hired compared to gang rape................
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Root Beer, My Little Pony, Thunder Kats, and Womens bowling?Ibanez wrote:SH is just sticking to what he knows...tampajag wrote:this is the first time I've ever heard a coach being hired compared to gang rape................
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And gang rape. He also, knows about gang rape. HE was a sailor. He's used to being immersed in rooms of seamen.grizzaholic wrote:Root Beer, My Little Pony, Thunder Kats, and Womens bowling?Ibanez wrote: SH is just sticking to what he knows...
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Ibanez wrote:And gang rape. He also, knows about gang rape. HE was a sailor. He's used to being immersed in rooms of seamen.grizzaholic wrote:
Root Beer, My Little Pony, Thunder Kats, and Womens bowling?
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Director's cut of "The Longest Yard"....tampajag wrote:this is the first time I've ever heard a coach being hired compared to gang rape................
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Love it!ASUMountaineer wrote:You have seriously just made the worst post ever. You make D1B seem like the most rational poster on this site. WTF is wrong with you--gang rape?SuperHornet wrote:
Voted? Where the heck did they get THAT word? I've never heard of a football coach (or ANY athletic coach, for that matter) being "elected." The AD made the offer with the President's approval. There's no "election" there.
That said, this has all the feel of a gang rape. The previous coach did NOT deserve this. I hope the new guy succeeds, because if he doesn't, all y'all can pin this on the AD and the President for the Pearl Harbor screw job they put on Moore....
You don't know what Jerry Moore deserved and how his tenure came to an end (I'm also guessing you don't know what it feels like to be gang raped). Do some research, take your head out of your ass, get a clue, and then come back and post. Until then, the next time you have a thought, gang rape your brain so you don't post stupid crap like that.
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grizzaholic wrote:Root Beer, My Little Pony, Thunder Kats, and Womens bowling?Ibanez wrote: SH is just sticking to what he knows...
