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Had a lawn mowing accident.

http://www.news-record.com/content/2009 ... _2_4_weeks

Are you tellin' me he couldn't find some hot bitch in a bikini to mow his lawn for him, if he agreed to "mow her lawn" afterwards?

OMG WTF

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Had a lawn mowing accident.

http://www.news-record.com/content/2009 ... _2_4_weeks

YOU HATER!!!!

Should the SoCon coaches rethink their vote?

man that ECU game has just become their worst nightmare for ASU fans. All that trash talked and now they'll likely have to play it without Edwards. That sucks.

bandl wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Had a lawn mowing accident.

http://www.news-record.com/content/2009 ... _2_4_weeks

YOU HATER!!!!

He probably shouldn't have let me work on his lawnmower.

He cut his foot, whats the big deal? Sew it up and get him out there. Man players are F'ing soft these days!

andy7171 wrote:He cut his foot, whats the big deal? Sew it up and get him out there. Man players are F'ing soft these days!

I know a guy who "cut his hand" on a lawnmower... it wasn't pretty. Lost his pinkie, ring and middle finger. Armanti's injury doesn't sound as serious, any inside info on what the actual injury is?

JMU DJ wrote:

andy7171 wrote:He cut his foot, whats the big deal? Sew it up and get him out there. Man players are F'ing soft these days!

I know a guy who "cut his hand" on a lawnmower... it wasn't pretty. Lost his pinkie, ring and middle finger. Armanti's injury doesn't sound as serious, any inside info on what the actual injury is?

How could he even cut his foot on a lawnmower? did he stand in front of it or back it onto his foot?

SUUTbird wrote: How could he even cut his foot on a lawnmower? did he stand in front of it or back it onto his foot?

Yeah, that's why I was wondering what the actual injury is... I mean maybe he used the "Do not use this as a step" part of the lawn mower as a step while he was starting it?

Maybe he took the "kick-start" concept too literally!

Lawnmower cuts, guys, are notorious sources of serious infections. I'd worry about that.

AZGrizFan wrote:Are you tellin' me he couldn't find some hot white bitch in a bikini to mow his lawn for him, if he agreed to "mow her lawn" afterwards?

FIFY

The story I read was that he was mowing uphill (mistake #1) and he slipped and the lawnmower came back onto his foot. I'd guess that the blade was still spinning, but the motor had cut off so it hit his foot, cut him a little and stopped. I don't know the severity, but he was treated and released, so I'm hoping it isn't too bad.

Had a frat brother lose his big toe doing exactly that - mowing uphill, slipped.

andy7171 wrote:He cut his foot, whats the big deal? Sew it up and get him out there. Man players are F'ing soft these days!

Amen brother, Amen...

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:Are you tellin' me he couldn't find some hot white bitch in a bikini to mow his lawn for him, if he agreed to "mow her lawn" afterwards?

FIFY

I have it from several reliable sources that black guys will ONLY mow a white chick's lawn.

Sounds like ASU needs to make a new safety video.
Hel-lo my name is Ar-man-ti Ed-wards. When Us-ing a push mo-wer to mow your lawn al-ways wear foot pro-tect-ion....

BDKJMU wrote:Sounds like ASU needs to make a new safety video.
Hel-lo my name is Ar-man-ti Ed-wards. When Us-ing a push mo-wer to mow your lawn al-ways wear foot pro-tect-ion....

i seriously think my IQ was dropping every second i was watching that

Cap'n Cat wrote:Lawnmower cuts, guys, are notorious sources of serious infections. I'd worry about that.

Sorry Cap'n.

Clean it out,THEN sew it up and get him out there.

SUUTbird wrote:

BDKJMU wrote:Sounds like ASU needs to make a new safety video.
Hel-lo my name is Ar-man-ti Ed-wards. When Us-ing a push mo-wer to mow your lawn al-ways wear foot pro-tect-ion....

i seriously think my IQ was dropping every second i was watching that

Now that's just not possible, friend.

"Chosen one, huh?"

Lawnmower Man will come back to RULE THE WORLD!

danefan wrote:man that ECU game has just become their worst nightmare for ASU fans. All that trash talked and now they'll likely have to play it without Edwards. That sucks.

He'll play in the ECU game... it's just stitches.. I'm sure he'll be out much closer to the "two weeks" than the "four weeks."

And what trash talk are you talking about?

Looks like that summer internship with the landscape company (preparing for his life after college) got a little dangerous for Armanti...

You App boys need to quit using them goats as girlfriends and start using them to keep the grass down, lest you lose your meal ticket.





PS: I heard Coach Ayers is trying to sign the lawnmower, it did a better job of slowing Edwards down than the Wofford defense did.