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The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:57 am
by bench
And I thought Democrats had a soft spot for the underdog. I'm sad to report that the leader of the free world fills out his bracket like a nit.
He didn't pick a team lower than a five-seed making the Sweet Sixteen, no team lower than a three in the Elite Eight, and three one-seeds and a two-seed in the Final Four. In all he only picked nine lower seeds to win, and most of those were nines over eights and fives over fours. His Midwest bracket is straight chalk. Frankly, I'm disappointed. That's the kind of dance card you see would expect to see in an office full of women, not from a hoops junkie with personal and professional ties to the college game. Take off the skirt and pick a few upsets, Nancy.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:59 am
by dbackjon
He didn't go for the Cardinals in the Super Bowl either
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:15 pm
by dgreco
because he probably doesn't know that much. In the ESPN clip he was dropping names, but he was just reading off the teleprompter probably.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:18 pm
by grizzaholic
ummmm shouldn't he be running the country and not playing games???
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:21 pm
by bandl
Maybe the president sucks. And thus, therefore, hereto, as well, also, in addition to, his bracket sucks balls too.
Just throwin' it out there. This is in no way, shape or form a fact. Nor is it an opinion. I am a minion and cannot think independently without the guidance of others.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:22 pm
by grizzaholic
bandl wrote:Maybe the president sucks. And thus, therefore, hereto, as well, also, in addition to, his bracket sucks balls too.
Just throwin' it out there. This is in no way, shape or form a fact. Nor is it an opinion. I am a minion and cannot think independently without the guidance of others.
This is why you should post more here.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:27 pm
by bench
grizzaholic wrote:ummmm shouldn't he be running the country and not playing games???
Then you'll be pleased to know his bracket looks like he took all of fifteen minutes filling it in.
No, a man's tournament bracket really isn't a matter of life or death – I can assure you it's much more important than that
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:29 pm
by dbackjon
bandl wrote:Maybe the president sucks. And thus, therefore, hereto, as well, also, in addition to, his bracket sucks balls too.
Just throwin' it out there. This is in no way, shape or form a fact. Nor is it an opinion. I am a minion and cannot think independently without the guidance of others.
(closed circuit to bandl - your master is very displeased. Criticizing Obama is not allowed.)
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:34 pm
by bandl
dbackjon wrote:bandl wrote:Maybe the president sucks. And thus, therefore, hereto, as well, also, in addition to, his bracket sucks balls too.
Just throwin' it out there. This is in no way, shape or form a fact. Nor is it an opinion. I am a minion and cannot think independently without the guidance of others.
(closed circuit to bandl - your master is very displeased. Criticizing Obama is not allowed.)
I wasn't criticizing Obama. I said that it was neither fact, nor opinion. It just was.
Sort of like this logic....I've heard of China, in fact I've even read about it and I've even seen pictures. Quite a few of them actually. Hell, I even know chinese people. Therefore, I am the expert on all things China.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:41 pm
by JMU DJ
This is now a political discussion. Mods please move this thread to the poli wing
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:03 pm
by BlueHen86
bandl wrote:dbackjon wrote:
(closed circuit to bandl - your master is very displeased. Criticizing Obama is not allowed.)
I wasn't criticizing Obama. I said that it was neither fact, nor opinion. It just was.
Sort of like this logic....I've heard of
China, in fact I've even read about it and I've even seen pictures. Quite a few of them actually. Hell, I even know
chinese people. Therefore, I am the expert on all things
China.
Rule #1 You do not talk about China
Rule #2 You do not talk about China...
Oops, wrong FCS website - carry on.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:54 pm
by grizzaholic
BlueHen86 wrote:bandl wrote:
I wasn't criticizing Obama. I said that it was neither fact, nor opinion. It just was.
Sort of like this logic....I've heard of China, in fact I've even read about it and I've even seen pictures. Quite a few of them actually. Hell, I even know chinese people. Therefore, I am the expert on all things China.
Rule #1 You do not talk about China
Rule #2 You do not talk about China...
Oops, wrong FCS website - carry on.
And you had better not talk about a China vagina.
Re: The President's bracket sucks
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:53 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
grizzaholic wrote:BlueHen86 wrote:
Rule #1 You do not talk about China
Rule #2 You do not talk about China...
Oops, wrong FCS website - carry on.
And you had better not talk about a China vagina.
I thought it was OK to talk about him as long as we didn't spread lies and such about him posting under other names as well as certain Mod monikers.
