Attending a 49ers game at Candlestick Park meant standing in raw sewage
and somehow coming home with a blistering sunburn AND frostbite...
And yet absolutely everyone agrees that the new stadium is far worse—not slightly inconvenient, not marginally less fun—far fucking worse than Candlestick Park. They can’t even practice there because the turf is too dangerous to play football on. Ponder that for a few moments, the 49rs new stadium turf is so dangerous the team can't hold any kind of team practice on it and that’s like the 25th most objectionable thing about it.
Levi’s stadium is so awful that season ticket holders with PSLs are refusing to pay for their tickets
which means that Jed York may have to sue his own season ticket holders to get them to go to games
Also: "Santa Clara is a parking lot with a mayor."






