They hushed it up for four days, but the news is just too, um, vital to silence: The Dallas Cowboys' prettiest quarterback ever, Tony Romo, has dumped Jessica Simpson. Talk about cold: He did it Thursday, on the eve of the poor girl's 29th b'day, which she had planned to mark Friday with a Barbie & Ken-themed party. (Jess' sophistication never ceases to astonish.) Tony, 29, who previously dated Carrie Underwood, was seen Friday at a Tinseltown club with 14 buds. He wasn't dressed as Ken.
Well at least as the Wild card... and only into the first round when Romo flubs another snap... The Eagles are going to stomp a mudhole in the Cowgirls this year.
It wouldn't hurt my feelings if Philly does that, although I dislike them only slightly less than Dallas. Getting TO out was a solid first step for the 'boys, and Jessica's departure can do nothing but help.
Cowboy fans don't fret, Romo will have another lady friend by mid-season so you don't have to worry about the playoffs this year either.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
They hushed it up for four days, but the news is just too, um, vital to silence: The Dallas Cowboys' prettiest quarterback ever, Tony Romo, has dumped Jessica Simpson...
Well at least as the Wild card... and only into the first round when Romo flubs another snap... The Eagles are going to stomp a mudhole in the Cowgirls this year.
Shouldn't the headline be: 'Tony Romo not sacking Jessica anymore'?
“It’s like someone found a manic, doom-prophesying hobo in a sandwich board, shaved him, shot him full of Zoloft and gave him a show.” - The Buffalo Beast commenting on Glenn Beck
