ANDY7171, CERRATO IS RESIGNING!!!!

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CERRATO IS RESIGNING!!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/redski ... repor.html

The Redskins are still going to suck for a while, but this is good news!!!!!

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Official announcement:
http://www.redskins.com/gen/articles/Ce ... _94373.jsp

See ya later asshole!

So who will they bring in...Mike Holmgren?

[DukeJack]

Goddammit

Now assuming Snyder doesn't pull a Jerry Jones, the Redskins can only go up from here

[JMU DJ]

Goddammit

Now assuming Snyder doesn't pull a Jerry Jones, the Redskins can only go up from here

I think you would actually say "Pulling a Snyder" now... I believe the tides are starting to shift that way.

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I believe Bruce Allen is the front runner for the GM job, but possibilities that have been floating around so far:

Mike Holmgren - apparently has just been offered the job at Cleveland, but Danny Boy wants him, which is why Danny Boy forced/asked Cerrato out now instead of at the end of the season. Sorry, but who in their right mind would go to Cleveland over Washington (given the right terms) considering Danny Boy will pay you just about anything you want? 'Given the right terms' is the catch here though.

Bruce Allen - Son of former Redskins coach George Allen and former GM at Tampa Bay when he and Jon Gruden were forced out. Close connections with Gruden. Could mean Jon Gruden might be in the running for the HC job, although he did just sign an extension on ESPN for MNF

Bill Cowher - just because his name has been floating around the Skins ever since he retired from Pittsburgh

Mike Shanahan - I believe he already turned down a HC job earlier in the year with the Skins, but he might be more interested in the GM job?

[andy7171]

Holmgren was outspoken when they cut Zorn's nuts off. Zorn is Holmgrens boy. How on earth is lil Danny going to convince the walrus it was Cerato's idea. And if he can, does Zorn stay? WTF

Why anyone would choose to work for the evil leprechaun is beyond my comprehension.

Jim Fox is out, Cowher lives in Carolina, that's where he goes.



...I like the Chuckie.

[JMU DJ]

...I like the Chuckie.

That coked up rat!?!?!? I knew you lived in B-more Candy, but I didn't know you dabbled... I guess that's what happens when your daily walk takes you by multiple strip joints.

[bandl]

Holmgren was outspoken when they cut Zorn's nuts off. Zorn is Holmgrens boy. How on earth is lil Danny going to convince the walrus it was Cerato's idea. And if he can, does Zorn stay? WTF

Why anyone would choose to work for the evil leprechaun is beyond my comprehension.

Jim Fox is out, Cowher lives in Carolina, that's where he goes.



...I like the Chuckie.

Snyder would try to convince Holmgren that it was Cerrato's doing...and then Holmgren would definitely stay because those two are tight.

Money talks, and we know that Danny Boy has no problem spending it!

[andy7171]

When is he going to build us a bigger and better dome like JJ did in Dallas if he throws the bank at Craig Stadler's long lost twin?

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When is he going to build us a bigger and better dome like JJ did in Dallas if he throws the bank at Craig Stadler's long lost twin?

As soon as they tear down RFK...

[andy7171]

When is he going to build us a bigger and better dome like JJ did in Dallas if he throws the bank at Craig Stadler's long lost twin?

As soon as they tear down RFK...

I thought they were going to build it next to the Nat's place, you know, to copy what Baltimore has.

I think I might do see them implode FedEx. That place sucks. Well, except for the 5th quarter.

[DukeJack]

Goddammit

Now assuming Snyder doesn't pull a Jerry Jones, the Redskins can only go up from here

I think you would actually say "Pulling a Snyder" now... I believe the tides are starting to shift that way.

No I meant fire your GM, take over as dual GM/owner, and eff up your team even more. I've suspected Danny Boy has a massive inferiority complex to Jones specifically for a long time and how he fills this position will go quite a ways to support or disprove that. Should he do the smart thing and hire away Holmgren or someone like Shanahan, well, I don't necessarily see Snyder being that smart. Sure he's got money, but he latched onto a startup at the right time and sold it for a lot of money. Everything else he's touched, from Six Flags to ESPN980, has gone to crap. I honestly have a hard time seeing this being an different.

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As soon as they tear down RFK...

I thought they were going to build it next to the Nat's place, you know, to copy what Baltimore has.

I think I might do see them implode FedEx. That place sucks. Well, except for the 5th quarter.

I think you're right...that would be kind of cool! Maybe it's just me, but I think the WASHINGTON Redskins should have a stadium in WASHINGTON, not that waste of a state MARYLAND where no one knows how to drive.

I would definitely go to see that place get imploded.

[bandl]

I think you would actually say "Pulling a Snyder" now... I believe the tides are starting to shift that way.

No I meant fire your GM, take over as dual GM/owner, and eff up your team even more. I've suspected Danny Boy has a massive inferiority complex to Jones specifically for a long time and how he fills this position will go quite a ways to support or disprove that. Should he do the smart thing and hire away Holmgren or someone like Shanahan, well, I don't necessarily see Snyder being that smart. Sure he's got money, but he latched onto a startup at the right time and sold it for a lot of money. Everything else he's touched, from Six Flags to ESPN980, has gone to crap. I honestly have a hard time seeing this being an different.

They hired Bruce Allen, which is a pretty good hire considering what he was able to do in Tampa

[andy7171]

hey bandle, I hear that Cerrato has been rehired by the Redskins as an advisor to Snyder, WTF!?!