Ben Roethlisberger Accused of Sexual Assault

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Re: Ben Roethlisberger Accused of Sexual Assault

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AZGrizFan wrote:
dbackjon wrote:
Yeah, this just got a little serious
If you're a normal, innocent guy, does trouble find you this often? :coffee: :coffee:
I think it leads one to believe that he:

Has really really bad luck.
He hangs out with the wrong crowd.
He makes some really poor decisions on who/where to hang.
He has not learned from others mistakes.
He is in fact BF.
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Re: Ben Roethlisberger Accused of Sexual Assault

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Here's my scenario: Big Ben is in the "private room" at the club, with girls cycling in on a regular basis...she comes in, gets cold feet when he attempts to "have contact" with her....Ben gets pissed, shoves her down and she hits her head.

He's toast.
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Re: Ben Roethlisberger Accused of Sexual Assault

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I think I can explain this whole situation away.

Big Ben was getting a blumpkin, he loves them, and while taking a massive mexican/corn dog dump he let out a bellowing fart. The fine little lady rapidly got off of his shaft and hit her head on the TP dispenser.

Why she was in the bathroom with Big Ben, EXPLAINED.
How she got a bump on her noggin, EXPLAINED.
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