Parting shots at Tiger then on to real Golf!

[VictorG]

1st, I'm a big Tiger Woods fan. His big mistake was getting married but that's that and it's now time for golf.

New terms I hope to hear on Golf TV Broadcasts:

This hole plays staight for 230 yards then takes a sharp (insert womens name here) leg to the right.


This green is a camel toe variety in than it's a long slender green with sandy dunes guarding the sides.

It's a clean shaven hole!

The holes must be looking bigger today for Tiger after that round of 63. Much like his last trip to Vegas!


And Tigers in the rough again. I sure hope Elin isn't watching!

No wonder Tiger Woods plays those ruff shots so well after all the extra practice he's been getting!


Tigers in the trees again. You know, I wonder if the reason he's able to make so many incredible shots in the trees is that he pretents they are womens thighs which helps his aim!

And it's a double boggy for Tiger. Man that hole really crossed it's legs on him that time!

And it's a hole in one for Tiger................Well, I guess that's not really news!


Well, it looks like Tiger has lost his ball in the bush...........


And it looks to be a striaght "up and in" for Tiger on this hole..........(This will never mean the same to me when I hear it!)



Any others???

[BlueHen86]

Nice work, and I agree; Tigers mistake was getting married.

[VictorG]

Another easy "Up and Down" for Tiger.................sorry Elin!

[VictorG]

And Tiger lands in the trap.................left his cell phone on the coffee table again!

[BlueHen86]

And it's another 69 for Tiger Woods.

[VictorG]

...as Tiger slides his putter back into the "bag"............