I've only ever owned one white hat (Flyers), which I mercifully retired shortly after graduating college. That thing was a disgusting shade of nastiness. I don't even think it was an actual color at the end. There's norfolking way I'd buy another white hat.
wait, aren't those in violation of the flag code or something?
(or perhaps not, I didn't really pay that close of attention to that other thread)
In any case, they better not wear any of those on June 1st, as that is Día de la Marina, celebrating the Mexican Navy.
And everyone except for Blue Jays fans better watch out for May 24th (Victoria Day) and July 1st (Canada Day)