Monica Seles is the new Anna Nicole

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Monica Seles is the new Anna Nicole

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She's engaged to a 72-year-old billionaire who's in the running to buy the Buffalo Bills.

Dumb move? Or genius move?


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if they're both happy, then more power to them
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Why would anyone want to buy the Buffalo Bills?
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Monica was hot back in the day. The first of the tennis screamers! The SNL skits were hilarious.
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Oh. And I know they doesn't realize this, but it should go without saying, any likeness references to Anna Nicole should include, Amazonian Big Breastesses period.


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andy7171 wrote:Oh. And I know they doesn't realize this, but it should go without saying, any likeness references to Anna Nicole should include, Amazonian Big Breastesses period.


Also, pictures.
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Ibanez wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Oh. And I know they doesn't realize this, but it should go without saying, any likeness references to Anna Nicole should include, Amazonian Big Breastesses period.


Also, pictures.
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Let's just put it this way, in 1993 Anna Nicole did porn, married a rich dude 62 years older than her, and then died shy of 40. In the span for 40 years, Seles won 10 tennis majors, in 1993 at the height of her career she was stabbed by a crazed fan, was independently wealthy, and then decided at age 40 to marry a dude 32 years older than her.

Highly similar, I see what you mean. :lol:
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JMU DJ wrote:Let's just put it this way, in 1993 Anna Nicole did porn, married a rich dude 62 years older than her, and then died shy of 40. In the span for 40 years, Seles won 10 tennis majors, in 1993 at the height of her career she was stabbed by a crazed fan, was independently wealthy, and then decided at age 40 to marry a dude 32 years older than her.

Highly similar, I see what you mean. :lol:
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andy7171 wrote:
JMU DJ wrote:Let's just put it this way, in 1993 Anna Nicole did porn, married a rich dude 62 years older than her, and then died shy of 40. In the span for 40 years, Seles won 10 tennis majors, in 1993 at the height of her career she was stabbed by a crazed fan, was independently wealthy, and then decided at age 40 to marry a dude 32 years older than her.

Highly similar, I see what you mean. :lol:
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