Trying...not to...laugh...Cluck U wrote:"The Doctor asked me why I kept on beating my wife, so I told him the truth... I've got a longer reach and better footwork..."
WINNER!
Clenzy was right, again.
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Re: Clenzy was right, again.
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Re: Clenzy was right, again.
I phoned a wife beating helpline earlier. Apparently "How do you hit em without leaving bruises?" isnt the sort of question they're trained to answer.
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You're a better man than I am. I split my side immediately. Now my wife wants to know whats so funny...kalm wrote:Trying...not to...laugh...Cluck U wrote:"The Doctor asked me why I kept on beating my wife, so I told him the truth... I've got a longer reach and better footwork..."
WINNER!
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Re: Clenzy was right, again.
Holy shit. CluckU just won this thread and spiked the ball with the following post.Cluck U wrote:"My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead."
I was going to tell 93 that Mike Preston is a former TSU o-lineman, but can t top this shit.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
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Re: Clenzy was right, again.
That must be why Preston hates Flacco so much.andy7171 wrote:Holy shit. CluckU just won this thread and spiked the ball with the following post.Cluck U wrote:"My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead."
I was going to tell 93 that Mike Preston is a former TSU o-lineman, but can t top this shit.
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Re: Clenzy was right, again.
Buh bye Goodell.
AP - ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. -- A law enforcement official says he sent a video of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee to an NFL executive five months ago, while league executives have insisted they didn't see the violent images until this week.
The person played The Associated Press a 12-second voicemail from an NFL office number on April 9 confirming the video arrived. A female voice expresses thanks and says: "You're right. It's terrible."
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He sucks. Good riddance.93henfan wrote:Buh bye Goodell.
AP - ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. -- A law enforcement official says he sent a video of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee to an NFL executive five months ago, while league executives have insisted they didn't see the violent images until this week.
The person played The Associated Press a 12-second voicemail from an NFL office number on April 9 confirming the video arrived. A female voice expresses thanks and says: "You're right. It's terrible."
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: Clenzy was right, again.
Be careful what you wish for.