2017 Wentzadelphia Eagles Thread

[Gil Dobie]

Whew. This one is a tear duct test. Great story:

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It's been all over the Bison feeds this weekend. Great story.

[bandl]

Didn't the Skins knock the Eagles out of the playoffs later that season after the Body Bag game? I can't remember.

That second game was:

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You’re not allowed to comment on games played before you were born.

I was well into my prime masturbating years by 1990, ithankyouverymuch

[93henfan]

You’re not allowed to comment on games played before you were born.

I was well into my prime masturbating years by 1990, ithankyouverymuch

And I’m not out of mine!

[bandl]

I was well into my prime masturbating years by 1990, ithankyouverymuch

And I’m not out of mine!

You're never going to get laid again without paying cashmoney for it, are you?

[93henfan]

And I’m not out of mine!

You're never going to get laid again without paying cashmoney for it, are you?

As AlphaGriz1 once said, “anyone can get laid on Tinder.”

[bandl]

You're never going to get laid again without paying cashmoney for it, are you?

As AlphaGriz1 once said, “anyone can get laid on Tinder.”

Speaking of being lame, I'm prolly going to pass out bbefore halftime tonight. I got shithousecanned last night, so I'm struggling today.

[93henfan]

As AlphaGriz1 once said, “anyone can get laid on Tinder.”

Speaking of being lame, I'm prolly going to pass out bbefore halftime tonight. I got shithousecanned last night, so I'm struggling today.

My boss is in Peru this week, so I:

1. Ain’t doing shit all week. (not true but sounds good)
2. Watching the whole game tonight (true)
3. Not getting to the office before 10am tomorrow (true)

[grizzaholic]

Speaking of being lame, I'm prolly going to pass out bbefore halftime tonight. I got shithousecanned last night, so I'm struggling today.

My boss is in Peru this week, so I:

1. Ain’t doing shit all week. (not true but sounds good)
2. Watching the whole game tonight (true)
3. Not getting to the office before 10am tomorrow (true)

Is your boy Ertz going to be good for me in fantasy again this week? I need 7 points from him to win..but his lowest point total this year I think is 12.

[93henfan]

My boss is in Peru this week, so I:

1. Ain’t doing shit all week. (not true but sounds good)
2. Watching the whole game tonight (true)
3. Not getting to the office before 10am tomorrow (true)

Is your boy Ertz going to be good for me in fantasy again this week? I need 7 points from him to win..but his lowest point total this year I think is 12.

Well, it’s Monday, so who else could you substitute for him?

He should get you 7.

[grizzaholic]

Is your boy Ertz going to be good for me in fantasy again this week? I need 7 points from him to win..but his lowest point total this year I think is 12.

Well, it’s Monday, so who else could you substitute for him?

He should get you 7.

No one. Kroft played yesterday and got me 12.

He better.

[Vidav]

Whew. This one is a tear duct test. Great story:

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It's been all over the Bison feeds this weekend. Great story.

Damn onion ninjas.

[93henfan]

Sheesh. I posted this last time we played MNF, but it remains relevant:

[GannonFan]

Well, Eagles are proving that you can't complain about the refs and not have the refs pay you back for it - after a historic display of bad officiating last Thursday against the Panthers, and the Eagles making the unusual step to ask that the they don't get that ref again, tonight's refs start the game with 4 penalties against the Eagles in the first 3 offensive plays, 2 of them very questionable.

Payback is a b**ch apparently.

[93henfan]

These refs tonight just suck all over. Calling nonpenalties and missing blatant dangerous penalties on both teams. I don’t think this is even a job. I just think they’re incompetent.

NFL officials shouldn’t be over 49 years old IMHO. They need a certain level of fitness like the military. Th se old farts are in over their heads. Hochuli has been trending downward for about a decade now. I liked him back in the day.

[bandl]

Gruden looks and sounds drunk. I love it.

[93henfan]

Gruden looks and sounds drunk. I love it.

I’m pretty sure he stays drunk.

[bandl]

Gruden looks and sounds drunk. I love it.

I’m pretty sure he stays drunk.

Explains why he loves EVERY SINGLE PLAYER.

[93henfan]

Is your boy Ertz going to be good for me in fantasy again this week? I need 7 points from him to win..but his lowest point total this year I think is 12.

Well, it’s Monday, so who else could you substitute for him?

He should get you 7.

[grizzaholic]

Well.... This 93henfan fella has made my night.

He made a few calls and Z. Ertz did his thing.

[grizzaholic]

Thanks EC(b) buddy.

[93henfan]

Peters is a huge loss.

[Grizalltheway]

Oof. That looked nasty.

[93henfan]

What touch on that last TD pass to Clement while Wentz was nearly wrapped up. Silky smooth. Dude is special. Thank you Cleveland.

[grizzaholic]

Oof. That looked nasty.

On what player?

[93henfan]

Cool feature by MNF showing how the Eagles took that play from the NDSU playbook.