2019 Philadelphia Eagles Thread

[Chizzang]

Somebody put a muzzle on Zack:

Bye Felicia!

https://www.inquirer.com/eagles/zach-br ... 91014.html

Wait a second here... I thought the Eagle were the FUN BUNCH
I thought only asshole organizations controlled the locker room in this fashion



This has been a long time commin' - the Eagles talk too much in general
particularly for a team right now that is struggling to be above average



This just in: Doug Pederson guarantees the Eagles are going to beat the Dallas Cowboys
If they lose will Howie fire Doug..?

[93henfan]

Dougie walked back his comments, so he's off the hook.

Cowboys are going to win.

[css75]

Eagles had their year of glory already.


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[GannonFan]

Bye Felicia!

https://www.inquirer.com/eagles/zach-br ... 91014.html

Wait a second here... I thought the Eagle were the FUN BUNCH
I thought only asshole organizations controlled the locker room in this fashion



This has been a long time commin' - the Eagles talk too much in general
particularly for a team right now that is struggling to be above average



This just in: Doug Pederson guarantees the Eagles are going to beat the Dallas Cowboys
If they lose will Howie fire Doug..?

Please, this guy just got here this year, he had no track record with the Eagles. You almost never see the Eagles talk like this guy did, so let's not pretend this is a common occurrence. You're just triggered because the Eagles had talked about the Pats before and after beating them. Anything that criticizes the evil empire and you're right on it.

[Chizzang]

Wait a second here... I thought the Eagle were the FUN BUNCH
I thought only asshole organizations controlled the locker room in this fashion



This has been a long time commin' - the Eagles talk too much in general
particularly for a team right now that is struggling to be above average



This just in: Doug Pederson guarantees the Eagles are going to beat the Dallas Cowboys
If they lose will Howie fire Doug..?

Please, this guy just got here this year, he had no track record with the Eagles. You almost never see the Eagles talk like this guy did, so let's not pretend this is a common occurrence. You're just triggered because the Eagles had talked about the Pats before and after beating them. Anything that criticizes the evil empire and you're right on it.

Yes I'm triggered by the mighty eagles



I actually kinda like the eagles... I've bet on them a few times this season
The Flaggy bet was a disaster but the other times worked out nicely

[CAA Flagship]

Please, this guy just got here this year, he had no track record with the Eagles. You almost never see the Eagles talk like this guy did, so let's not pretend this is a common occurrence. You're just triggered because the Eagles had talked about the Pats before and after beating them. Anything that criticizes the evil empire and you're right on it.

Yes I'm triggered by the mighty eagles



I actually kinda like the eagles... I've bet on them a few times this season
The Flaggy bet was a disaster but the other times worked out nicely

I told you earlier in the season that Cousins is a gunslinger. It took me a long time to figure that out though. A gunslinger from Michigan State? But he is pretty much the reincarnation of Romo. I would always be careful betting against a gunslinger if they are home and have weapons. But you really should have factored in the Philly secondary into the equation also.

[bluehenbillk]

More likely to play Sunday night:

DeSean Jackson or Amari Cooper?

[Chizzang]

Yes I'm triggered by the mighty eagles



I actually kinda like the eagles... I've bet on them a few times this season
The Flaggy bet was a disaster but the other times worked out nicely

I told you earlier in the season that Cousins is a gunslinger. It took me a long time to figure that out though. A gunslinger from Michigan State? But he is pretty much the reincarnation of Romo. I would always be careful betting against a gunslinger if they are home and have weapons. But you really should have factored in the Philly secondary into the equation also.

Well he can absolutely throw the deep ball
I've never seen him really even try - turns out he's pretty damn good at it

[CAA Flagship]

I told you earlier in the season that Cousins is a gunslinger. It took me a long time to figure that out though. A gunslinger from Michigan State? But he is pretty much the reincarnation of Romo. I would always be careful betting against a gunslinger if they are home and have weapons. But you really should have factored in the Philly secondary into the equation also.

Well he can absolutely throw the deep ball
I've never seen him really even try - turns out he's pretty damn good at it

[GannonFan]

More likely to play Sunday night:

DeSean Jackson or Amari Cooper?

Is Jackson even still alive?

I'm thinking the Eagles are just keeping him back so he's healthy come week 18 in the Wild Card weekend of the playoffs. Figure they can get 4 games out of him max so might as well make it the playoff games.

[93henfan]

Well he can absolutely throw the deep ball
I've never seen him really even try - turns out he's pretty damn good at it

THIS IS THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES THREAD. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT!

[CAA Flagship]

THIS IS THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES THREAD. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT!

Desean Jackson is in the video.

[93henfan]

I only posted that for the pic. I love the pic.

[CAA Flagship]

I only posted that for the pic. I love the pic.

That thing on the right is almost in the Heisman pose.

[89Hen]

That thing on the right is almost in the Heisman pose.

I thought the same thing.

[93henfan]

I only posted that for the pic. I love the pic.

That thing on the right is almost in the Heisman pose.

That thing is a marmot.

[UNI88]

Somebody put a muzzle on Zack:

Bye Felicia!

https://www.inquirer.com/eagles/zach-br ... 91014.html

Gives TJ Edwards an opportunity. I coached against that kid when he was in the 8th grade. He was a baller then, in high school and at Wisconsin.

T.J. EDWARDS HAS A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY AFTER IMPRESSING EAGLES COACHES

[93henfan]

Bye Felicia!

https://www.inquirer.com/eagles/zach-br ... 91014.html

Gives TJ Edwards an opportunity. I coached against that kid when he was in the 8th grade. He was a baller then, in high school and at Wisconsin.

T.J. EDWARDS HAS A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY AFTER IMPRESSING EAGLES COACHES

May the Schwartz be with him.

[93henfan]

More likely to play Sunday night:

DeSean Jackson or Amari Cooper?

Now that we know...

Amari Cooper.

Apparently Desean pulled his vagina real good.

[93henfan]

Meanwhile, Dougie guarantees a win and then backtracks right before the Eagles cut Zach Brown for talking too much.

An anonymous Eagle tells ESPN that the Eagles dropped the ball on Jalen Ramsey.

Another anonymous Eagle (thought to be Alshon Jeffery) tells ESPN that the offense is too complicated for Carson Wentz.

Sounds like Dougie needs to get his team under control.

[Chizzang]

Meanwhile, Dougie guarantees a win and then backtracks right before the Eagles cut Zach Brown for talking too much.

An anonymous Eagle tells ESPN that the Eagles dropped the ball on Jalen Ramsey.

Another anonymous Eagle (thought to be Alshon Jeffery) tells ESPN that the offense is too complicated for Carson Wentz.

Sounds like Dougie needs to get his team under control.

Winning cures all that ^ stuff...
Solution: Beat the Cowboys this weekend and all that goes away

Now if they lose to the Cowboys things get slightly more complicated

[93henfan]

Meanwhile, Dougie guarantees a win and then backtracks right before the Eagles cut Zach Brown for talking too much.

An anonymous Eagle tells ESPN that the Eagles dropped the ball on Jalen Ramsey.

Another anonymous Eagle (thought to be Alshon Jeffery) tells ESPN that the offense is too complicated for Carson Wentz.

Sounds like Dougie needs to get his team under control.

Winning cures all that ^ stuff...
Solution: Beat the Cowboys this weekend and all that goes away

Now if they lose to the Cowboys things get slightly more complicated

Thanks Dad.

[Chizzang]

Winning cures all that ^ stuff...
Solution: Beat the Cowboys this weekend and all that goes away

Now if they lose to the Cowboys things get slightly more complicated

Thanks Dad.

Anytime

[bluehenbillk]

does it need to be said...Happy Sixers season, the Eagles are going nowhere.

IMHO two major changes need to be made at the end of the season - Jim Schwartz & Howie Roseman both need to go. It'd be hard to find any Eagles fan that would disagree...

[GannonFan]

Eh, this is when the Eagles surprise everyone, go 7-2 the rest of the way and win the division at 10-6. Maybe win a round in the playoffs and then lose competitively, maybe even gut wrenchingly in the next round, and they think everything is just fine and only tweak things. I agree with Schwartz, I'm tired of his tired eyes look on the sidelines. Howie has a lot of explaining to do - he can manipulate a cap number like nobody else, but he can't draft for crap. So with that said, why was he unwilling to give up draft picks to get Jalon Ramsey - we're going to end up blowing those picks anyway. One of those 2 losses I have left aren't the Bills, so the Eagles need to find a way to salvage this road trip and win in Buffalo this week before coming home for the entire month of November.