Redskins New Name

[Ivytalk]

I have an idea. Keep the name and change the logo to a potato.

That's brilliant. Where did you come up with that clever idea?

And since the Potato is NATIVE to the AMERICAS, it honors the cultural contributions of the natives.

Bullshit. The Irish invented the potato.

[dbackjon]

That's brilliant. Where did you come up with that clever idea?

And since the Potato is NATIVE to the AMERICAS, it honors the cultural contributions of the natives.

Bullshit. The Irish invented the potato.

Right. And St. Louians? Loiusians? Loserians? Invented the Pizza, and Washington State invented the crab

[GannonFan]

and Washington State invented the crab

I know you didn't just say that.

[Winterborn]

and Washington State invented the crab

I know you didn't just say that.

He is talking about the non-crustacean variety.....

[UNI88]

I know you didn't just say that.

He is talking about the non-crustacean variety.....

He wasn't talking about pubic lice?

[dbackjon]

He is talking about the non-crustacean variety.....

He wasn't talking about pubic lice?

Little known fact: Lice was non-existent in Iowa until the Cap'n enrolled.

[andy7171]

He wasn't talking about pubic lice?

Little known fact: Lice was non-existent in Iowa until the Cap'n enrolled.

[andy7171]

and Washington State invented the crab

I know you didn't just say that.

JFC. He's talking about the BS other ones, not blue crabs.

[UNI88]

I know you didn't just say that.

JFC. He's talking about the good ones, not blue crabs from Louisiana.

FYP

[andy7171]

JFC. He's talking about the good ones, not blue crabs from Louisiana.

FYP

Shut yer whore mouth!

[AZGrizFan]

So did they ever ACTUALLY announce a new name? Or just that they're retiring the old one?

[Gil Dobie]

Washington Huskies

[Winterborn]

So did they ever ACTUALLY announce a new name? Or just that they're retiring the old one?

Not that I have heard. Just that they are in the process of developing a new logo and name.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/washingto ... -mccaulay/

Washington owner Dan Snyder and new head coach Ron Rivera will "develop a new name and design" approach, the team said Monday. However, Martin McCaulay, an actuary from Alexandria, Virginia, jumped on the speculation of a name change way before the announcement.

McCaulay has filed numerous trademark claims in the last six years for potential monikers for the Washington football team. A search by CBS News in the United States Patent and Trademark Office's database found at least seven names that have been registered in just the last month alone. Among them include the Washington Red Wolves, Washington Redtails, Washington Monuments, Washington Americans and Washington Veterans. The idea, presumably, would be to sell the name to Snyder should Washington choose one of the registered names.

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Tweets out of some DC reporters (including NBC/Fox) is the Washington Post is about to drop a bomb soon, and that bomb is a connection between Epstein and Snyder (and other execs).

I hope it's not true, but Snyder essentially trafficked Washington cheerleaders before so I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

[AZGrizFan]

Tweets out of some DC reporters (including NBC/Fox) is the Washington Post is about to drop a bomb soon, and that bomb is a connection between Epstein and Snyder (and other execs).

I hope it's not true, but Snyder essentially trafficked Washington cheerleaders before so I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

Fry 'em all.

[dbackjon]

Tweets out of some DC reporters (including NBC/Fox) is the Washington Post is about to drop a bomb soon, and that bomb is a connection between Epstein and Snyder (and other execs).

I hope it's not true, but Snyder essentially trafficked Washington cheerleaders before so I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

Fry 'em all.

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Beth Wilkinson - one of the most prominent criminal trial lawyers in the country - was just hired by Washington.

Something is about to go down soon.

[Gil Dobie]

Redtails would be cool

current odds

Redwolves +150
Redtails +300
Warriors +500
Generals +600
Presidents +750
Lincolns +1000
Monuments +1000
Memorials +1200
Redhawks +1200
Kings +1400
Americans +1600
Veterans +1800
Skins +2000
Roosevelts +2200
Jeffersons +2500

[UNI88]

Redtails would be cool

current odds

Redwolves +150
Redtails +300
Warriors +500
Generals +600
Presidents +750
Lincolns +1000
Monuments +1000
Memorials +1200
Redhawks +1200
Kings +1400
Americans +1600
Veterans +1800
Skins +2000
Roosevelts +2200
Jeffersons +2500

Redtails and Monuments are the best there but Monuments can't work - the Monument is phallic and represents toxic masculinity.

Navajo Nation tells Washington Redskins to change their name to the Code Talkers in honor of the men who helped win World War II with their sacred language

[93henfan]

Tweets out of some DC reporters (including NBC/Fox) is the Washington Post is about to drop a bomb soon, and that bomb is a connection between Epstein and Snyder (and other execs).

I hope it's not true, but Snyder essentially trafficked Washington cheerleaders before so I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

I worked with an ex-Redskins cheerleader in Annapolis. She was smoking. She was also smart as a whip and took no shit from anybody. I guarantee she wasn't part of any trafficking. She would have told Snyder to go fuck himself.

[93henfan]

How about the Washington Underachievers?

[UNI88]

Tweets out of some DC reporters (including NBC/Fox) is the Washington Post is about to drop a bomb soon, and that bomb is a connection between Epstein and Snyder (and other execs).

I hope it's not true, but Snyder essentially trafficked Washington cheerleaders before so I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

I worked with an ex-Redskins cheerleader in Annapolis. She was smoking. She was also smart as a whip and took no shit from anybody. I guarantee she wasn't part of any trafficking. She would have told Snyder to go fuck himself.

I think he tried to pimp them out at parties.

Will the NFL force Snyder to sell if he gets wrapped up in the Epstein affair (novel by Robert Ludlum)? They might develop a good team with competent ownership.

[93henfan]

Since the hockey team is the Caps, perhaps the football team could be the Poorly Managed Salary Caps?

Too wordy?

[Gil Dobie]

Since the hockey team is the Caps, perhaps the football team could be the Poorly Managed Salary Caps?

Too wordy?

Bullets is available, so I've heard.

[93henfan]

Since the hockey team is the Caps, perhaps the football team could be the Poorly Managed Salary Caps?

Too wordy?

Bullets is available, so I've heard.

Baltimore Bullets was one of the all-time great franchise names.