Phillies 2014 <yawn> thread

[bluehenbillk]

I may be in my mid-40's but I think I have a better arm than Ben Revere....

[Ivytalk]

Philadelphia should never play Toronto again, ever.

Except maybe in hockey.

[Seahawks08]

All we need is for Mr. Lee, Paps, Burnett, and Byrd to stay relatively healthy and continue to produce until July 31st, and we should see a nice return!

[GannonFan]

All we need is for Mr. Lee, Paps, Burnett, and Byrd to stay relatively healthy and continue to produce until July 31st, and we should see a nice return!

Well, I'm pretty sure we'll either not develop the guys we get in return or we'll just screw it up at the start and not even get the right guys to begin with. This is the Phillies we're talking about.

[bluehenbillk]

How about Papelbon, Diekman & Adams all being "unavailable" yesterday as the pen imploded in the 9th & they fail to sweep the Mutts...

[bluehenbillk]

5,000 plus from Milville in attendance tonight to see the return of Mike Trout.

[Ivytalk]

How about Papelbon, Diekman & Adams all being "unavailable" yesterday as the pen imploded in the 9th & they fail to sweep the Mutts...

And Tony the Bastard melted down...

[bluehenbillk]

How about Papelbon, Diekman & Adams all being "unavailable" yesterday as the pen imploded in the 9th & they fail to sweep the Mutts...

And Tony the Bastard melted down...

I think the Bastard needs to start juicing again b/c he ain't any good to us while he's clean...

[Ivytalk]

What do Michael Jackson and Cody Asche have in common?

They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

[bluehenbillk]

What do Michael Jackson and Cody Asche have in common?

They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

Mikael Franco over/under date??

[Ivytalk]

What do Michael Jackson and Cody Asche have in common?

They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

Mikael Franco over/under date??

June 15.

[Ivytalk]

Two shutouts in a row. God, they suck.

[BlueHen86]

I may be in my mid-40's but I think I have a better arm than Ben Revere....

Paul Revere has a better arm than Ben Revere, and he has been dead for almost 200 years.

[93henfan]

Wait. You guys are actually still watching the Phillies?

[Ivytalk]

Wait. You guys are actually still watching the Phillies?

It's like watching an auto accident. Grisly, but you can't stop watching.

[Ivytalk]

20 runs in 2 games. WTF?

[Seahawks08]

20 runs in 2 games. WTF?

Don't try to explain it. Sometimes they look like the best team in the majors, while other nights they look like a AAA team.

[bluehenbillk]

Ben Revere was on the bench too...coincidence?

[Ivytalk]

No-hitter by Josh Beckett at Citizens Bank Park. Lowest point of what promises to be another shitty year. First no-hitter against Phils in Philly since the immortal Bill Stoneman turned the trick for the Expos in 1969.

[Seahawks08]

AAA team showed up today. It's going to be like this all the way to the deadline. Then the only reason to watch will be to see what Franco can do if he's called up.

[Ivytalk]

Walkoff HR for The Big Piece last night!

And Ben "Spaghetti-Arm" Revere went yard for the first time in his career the night before.

[bluehenbillk]

Mario Mend...uh er Dom Brown looks like a flash in the pan. Ruf should be getting a lot more PT.

[Ivytalk]

Walk off hit by Brignac! Big Piece 0 for 7.

[Seahawks08]

Although the phils lost today, paps had another scoreless inning and now has a 1.69 ERA. He needs to keep this going up until July 31st, where the phils should see a nice piece or two come back in a trade!

[bluehenbillk]

Although the phils lost today, paps had another scoreless inning and now has a 1.69 ERA. He needs to keep this going up until July 31st, where the phils should see a nice piece or two come back in a trade!

Agree but I don't trust Ruin Tomorrow to do anything. I've lost complete faith in the organization. Taking my kids to two pro baseball games this week, a Blue Rocks game and the Orioles. That should tell you something...