2017 NFL Season Thread

[93henfan]

Only Andy Reid could f*ck this up...

What in his track record would lead you to believe he can't win the big game?

[Chizzang]

Hey by the way... A Taxi driver in Glasgow told me that Aaron Rogers holds the NFL record for being sacked the most number of times in a game (7) and still winning the game...

So apparently 8 is the magic number of sacks from which there is no return...

[93henfan]

Tom Brady will not be sacked 8 times.

I would be happy with three. Hopefully one at about midfield with less than 10 seconds left on the clock and no timeouts.

[Mvemjsunpx]

Hey by the way... A Taxi driver in Glasgow told me that Aaron Rogers holds the NFL record for being sacked the most number of times in a game (7) and still winning the game...

This is false. Dave Krieg was sacked 9 times by the Chiefs (7 by Derrick Thomas) in 1990 and still managed to throw the game-winning TD pass on the final play.

I don't know if that's the record, but it still disproves the taxi driver's claim.

[kalm]

Hey by the way... A Taxi driver in Glasgow told me that Aaron Rogers holds the NFL record for being sacked the most number of times in a game (7) and still winning the game...

This is false. Dave Krieg was sacked 9 times by the Chiefs (7 by Derrick Thomas) in 1990 and still managed to throw the game-winning TD pass on the final play.

I don't know if that's the record, but it still disproves the taxi driver's claim.

Krieg is a super nice guy (met him at a celebrity golf event we were hosting) but he was a get-sacked/fumble machine.

[CAA Flagship]

Tom Brady will not be sacked 8 times.

I would be happy with three. Hopefully one at about midfield with less than 10 seconds left on the clock and no timeouts.

Taking a knee does not constitute a sack.

[Chizzang]

Hey by the way... A Taxi driver in Glasgow told me that Aaron Rogers holds the NFL record for being sacked the most number of times in a game (7) and still winning the game...

This is false. Dave Krieg was sacked 9 times by the Chiefs (7 by Derrick Thomas) in 1990 and still managed to throw the game-winning TD pass on the final play.

I don't know if that's the record, but it still disproves the taxi driver's claim.

Scottish Taxi drivers...





He also gave a stock tip that seemed dubious (at best)

[CAA Flagship]

This is false. Dave Krieg was sacked 9 times by the Chiefs (7 by Derrick Thomas) in 1990 and still managed to throw the game-winning TD pass on the final play.

I don't know if that's the record, but it still disproves the taxi driver's claim.

Scottish Taxi drivers...





He also gave a stock tip that seemed dubious (at best)

I'll bet it was one of those local companies like Apple.

[dal4018]

Randy "Straight Cash Homey" Moss and Terrell "Sharpie" Owens have just been elected to the NFL HOF for the class of 2018!!!!!

[93henfan]

Randy "Straight Cash Homey" Moss and Terrell "Sharpie" Owens have just been elected to the NFL HOF for the class of 2018!!!!!

And also a couple of classy guys in Brian Dawkins and Brian Urlacher. Ray Lewis too.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2231 ... n-urlacher

[dal4018]

This is false. Dave Krieg was sacked 9 times by the Chiefs (7 by Derrick Thomas) in 1990 and still managed to throw the game-winning TD pass on the final play.

I don't know if that's the record, but it still disproves the taxi driver's claim.

Krieg is a super nice guy (met him at a celebrity golf event we were hosting) but he was a get-sacked/fumble machine.

Krieg at his best was a poor man's JOE MONTANA from a D3 school Milton(Wis)College.

[dal4018]

Randy "Straight Cash Homey" Moss and Terrell "Sharpie" Owens have just been elected to the NFL HOF for the class of 2018!!!!!

And also a couple of classy guys in Brian Dawkins and Brian Urlacher. Ray Lewis too.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2231 ... n-urlacher

Robert Brazile,Jerry Kramer as well.

[Chizzang]

Among his career statistics
Tarrell Owens also holds the distinction of being the most talented player in NFL history
to be frantically (see: Desperately) traded away mid-contract or outright released
More times and by teams that needed his talent... Than any other high caliber player in NFL history

[dal4018]

Among his career statistics
Tarrell Owens also holds the distinction of being the most talented player in NFL history
to be frantically (see: Desperately) traded away mid-contract or outright released
More times and by teams that needed his talent... Than any other high caliber player in NFL history

I could care less he produced when on the field.

[Gil Dobie]

Good one from Bisonville

Skol Vikings, let's shit the bed!
Skol Vikings, we just won't show up!
,Give up that first down,
Let's get it over with
.let em Rock us and Sock us
Fold! Fold! Fold! Fold! Like a cheap tent!

Fuck it opponent, run up the score,
You'll hear us whine after the game!
Queens! Skol Queens, let's go home!

[Ivytalk]

Good one from Bisonville

Skol Vikings, let's **** the bed!
Skol Vikings, we just won't show up!
,Give up that first down,
Let's get it over with
.let em Rock us and Sock us
Fold! Fold! Fold! Fold! Like a cheap tent!

**** it opponent, run up the score,
You'll hear us whine after the game!
Queens! Skol Queens, let's go home!

J. Gilmour Dobie, Esq., FTW!

[93henfan]

Among his career statistics
Tarrell Owens also holds the distinction of being the most talented player in NFL history
to be frantically (see: Desperately) traded away mid-contract or outright released
More times and by teams that needed his talent... Than any other high caliber player in NFL history

I could care less he produced when on the field.

How much less?

[Chizzang]

[93henfan]

This is enjoyable.

[dal4018]

The LA Rams just traded DE Robert Quinn to the Miami Dolphins heard this on sports radio WFAN(NY)!!!!!

[dal4018]

I could care less he produced when on the field.

How much less?

All the way