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http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629

Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Tiger Woods, is none too pleased with the world's No. 1 golfer.


"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

"It's a private thing of course," he said. "But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."

Wow - either he knows more than we do or he's pushing Tiger in front of a Greyhound.....

ASUG8 wrote:http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629

Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Tiger Woods, is none too pleased with the world's No. 1 golfer.


"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

"It's a private thing of course," he said. "But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."

Wow - either he knows more than we do or he's pushing Tiger in front of a Greyhound.....

Yea...where I heard that last night, the first thing I thought of is "His wife has been talking to Tiger's wife..."

Jesper didn't throw Tiger under the bus. Tiger crawled under it himself. Jesper just started it and backed over him.

If the PGA has any brains, they will pair Tiger and Jesper the first chance they get.

BlueHen86 wrote:If the PGA has any brains, they will pair Tiger and Jesper the first chance they get.

Exactly.

AZGrizFan wrote:

BlueHen86 wrote:If the PGA has any brains, they will pair Tiger and Jesper the first chance they get.

Exactly.

... and then toss in John Daily as the third member of the pairing! TV GOLD!!!

JMU DJ wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
Exactly.

... and then toss in John Daily as the third member of the pairing! TV GOLD!!!

nah....Tiger, Jesper and Phil.

AZGrizFan wrote:

JMU DJ wrote:

... and then toss in John Daily as the third member of the pairing! TV GOLD!!!

nah....Tiger, Jesper and Phil.

And the no one in that group can actually beat Tiger quite like his wife.

No real heat on Jesper and he needs to interject himself into the situation I suppose.

What a fucking dork he is. He introduced his nanny to a life of luxury. She may not have gotten it without having to suffer some heartache and it could have worked out better if Tiger didn't do this but jesper gave a nanny a life of luxury where she will never have to worry about one of the things that very few on the planet have to worry about...money & security. Yes Jesper, you should feel terrible.

I introduced a couple that is married now. That is where my involvement ends. I won't act like it's some personal affront to me if it doesn't work out. It is the two parties responsibility to make it work after the introduction and has nothing to do with the introduction. What a tool to act like he is some integral cog in the machine of marriage between other people.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:No real heat on Jesper and he needs to interject himself into the situation I suppose.

What a fucking dork he is. He introduced his nanny to a life of luxury. She may not have gotten it without having to suffer some heartache and it could have worked out better if Tiger didn't do this but jesper gave a nanny a life of luxury where she will never have to worry about one of the things that very few on the planet have to worry about...money & security. Yes Jesper, you should feel terrible.

I introduced a couple that is married now. That is where my involvement ends. I won't act like it's some personal affront to me if it doesn't work out. It is the two parties responsibility to make it work after the introduction and has nothing to do with the introduction. What a tool to act like he is some integral cog in the machine of marriage between other people.

Agreed. I just thought what he said was funny as hell. "Maybe don't "Just Do It", like the Nike ads say"....

AZGrizFan wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:No real heat on Jesper and he needs to interject himself into the situation I suppose.

What a fucking dork he is. He introduced his nanny to a life of luxury. She may not have gotten it without having to suffer some heartache and it could have worked out better if Tiger didn't do this but jesper gave a nanny a life of luxury where she will never have to worry about one of the things that very few on the planet have to worry about...money & security. Yes Jesper, you should feel terrible.

I introduced a couple that is married now. That is where my involvement ends. I won't act like it's some personal affront to me if it doesn't work out. It is the two parties responsibility to make it work after the introduction and has nothing to do with the introduction. What a tool to act like he is some integral cog in the machine of marriage between other people.

Agreed. I just thought what he said was funny as hell. "Maybe don't "Just Do It", like the Nike ads say"....

Yeah, that was a good line.

Jesper=douche bag.

He just wanted to be in the news...

DJH wrote:Jesper=douche bag.

He just wanted to be in the news...

The news found him, he was just answering a question.

The real douche bag is the woman who claimed a relationship with Tiger and then released a voice mail from him.

BlueHen86 wrote:

DJH wrote:Jesper=douche bag.

He just wanted to be in the news...

The news found him, he was just answering a question.

The real douche bag is the woman who claimed a relationship with Tiger and then released a voice mail from him.

What was her name?

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:

BlueHen86 wrote:
The news found him, he was just answering a question.

The real douche bag is the woman who claimed a relationship with Tiger and then released a voice mail from him.

What was her name?

Don't know. Her 15 minutes of fame is up.

AZGrizFan wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: What was her name?

Don't know. Her 15 minutes of fame is up.

One of the girls is apparently from Vegas?

AZGrizFan wrote:

JMU DJ wrote:

... and then toss in John Daily as the third member of the pairing! TV GOLD!!!

nah....Tiger, Jesper and Phil.

Eh, I was thinking you get the man with the bright plaid outfits on the course at the same time. The man who is sneakin' some Nattie Bo's between holes, puffin a smoke on the green and fielding calls from the strippers he's got booked later while Tiger is complaining about someone snapping a photo as he is teeing off. It'd be like Happy Gilmore and Shooter McGavin in real life!

JMU DJ wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
nah....Tiger, Jesper and Phil.

Eh, I was thinking you get the man with the bright plaid outfits on the course at the same time. The man who is sneakin' some Nattie Bo's between holes, puffin a smoke on the green and fielding calls from the strippers he's got booked later while Tiger is complaining about someone snapping a photo as he is teeing off. It'd be like Happy Gilmore and Shooter McGavin in real life!

That would be true....Daly is as close to Happy Gilmore as the tour will ever get.

You want some of this, old man?

Jesper takes it personally...let him as I am sure he is close to Elin (being his nanny). I am sure he is embarassed because he told Elin that Tiger was a good guy. Turned out that he is a horndog like most married men when the wife closes down after having kids.

putter wrote:Jesper takes it personally...let him as I am sure he is close to Elin (being his nanny). I am sure he is embarassed because he told Elin that Tiger was a good guy. Turned out that he is a horndog like most married men when the wife closes down after having kids.

Based on the chart that was posted earlier, it appears Elin closed down PRIOR to having kids. Like, when she got the ring on.

It's as simple as this: The mistresses will do things that the wife won't do Anal, three way, facials, girl on girl....

AZGrizFan wrote:

putter wrote:Jesper takes it personally...let him as I am sure he is close to Elin (being his nanny). I am sure he is embarassed because he told Elin that Tiger was a good guy. Turned out that he is a horndog like most married men when the wife closes down after having kids.

Based on the chart that was posted earlier, it appears Elin closed down PRIOR to having kids. Like, when she got the ring on.

It's as simple as this: The mistresses will do things that the wife won't do Anal, three way, facials, girl on girl....

AZGrizFan wrote:It's as simple as this: The mistresses will do things that the wife won't do Anal, three way, facials, girl on girl....

Maybe I need to look into gettin' me some mistresses.

AZGrizFan wrote:

putter wrote:Jesper takes it personally...let him as I am sure he is close to Elin (being his nanny). I am sure he is embarassed because he told Elin that Tiger was a good guy. Turned out that he is a horndog like most married men when the wife closes down after having kids.

Based on the chart that was posted earlier, it appears Elin closed down PRIOR to having kids. Like, when she got the ring on.

It's as simple as this: The mistresses will do things that the wife won't do Anal, three way, facials, girl on girl....

AZ, I can't tell you how proud I am to be a friend of yours right now.