Parting shots at Tiger then on to real Golf!
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:08 pm
1st, I'm a big Tiger Woods fan. His big mistake was getting married but that's that and it's now time for golf.
New terms I hope to hear on Golf TV Broadcasts:
This hole plays staight for 230 yards then takes a sharp (insert womens name here) leg to the right.
This green is a camel toe variety in than it's a long slender green with sandy dunes guarding the sides.
It's a clean shaven hole!
The holes must be looking bigger today for Tiger after that round of 63. Much like his last trip to Vegas!
And Tigers in the rough again. I sure hope Elin isn't watching!
No wonder Tiger Woods plays those ruff shots so well after all the extra practice he's been getting!
Tigers in the trees again. You know, I wonder if the reason he's able to make so many incredible shots in the trees is that he pretents they are womens thighs which helps his aim!
And it's a double boggy for Tiger. Man that hole really crossed it's legs on him that time!
And it's a hole in one for Tiger................Well, I guess that's not really news!
Well, it looks like Tiger has lost his ball in the bush...........
And it looks to be a striaght "up and in" for Tiger on this hole..........(This will never mean the same to me when I hear it!)
Any others???
New terms I hope to hear on Golf TV Broadcasts:
This hole plays staight for 230 yards then takes a sharp (insert womens name here) leg to the right.
This green is a camel toe variety in than it's a long slender green with sandy dunes guarding the sides.
It's a clean shaven hole!
The holes must be looking bigger today for Tiger after that round of 63. Much like his last trip to Vegas!
And Tigers in the rough again. I sure hope Elin isn't watching!
No wonder Tiger Woods plays those ruff shots so well after all the extra practice he's been getting!
Tigers in the trees again. You know, I wonder if the reason he's able to make so many incredible shots in the trees is that he pretents they are womens thighs which helps his aim!
And it's a double boggy for Tiger. Man that hole really crossed it's legs on him that time!
And it's a hole in one for Tiger................Well, I guess that's not really news!
Well, it looks like Tiger has lost his ball in the bush...........
And it looks to be a striaght "up and in" for Tiger on this hole..........(This will never mean the same to me when I hear it!)
Any others???