Someone Is Gonna Get A Timeout From Mommy

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Someone Is Gonna Get A Timeout From Mommy

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Denard Span's family attended his Spring Training game today against the Yankees. At some point in the game Span hit a foul ball and it struck his mother (what are the odds?) Don't worry though, Span tweets that "My mom is feeling ok right now"
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I was watching that on ESPN live: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5350&start=200#p267604

Crazy shit. It was the very first at-bat of the game, btw.
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Sounds like he has mommy issues. That's too creepy to even contemplate.
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People are gonna call this guy Oedipus for all time now.

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Sounds like mom needs to work on her defensive skills.
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JayJ79 wrote:Sounds like mom needs to work on her defensive skills.
Defensive skills would have done no good. She was sitting in the first couple of rows, just between where the home plate net ended and the third base dugout began. Denard bats left handed and took a late full swing and hit the ball directly at her. She was closer than the third baseman. :doh:
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