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Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:53 pm
by grizzaholic
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Since I went out of my way to highlight the relative shrimpiness of Brett Favre's nephew, Mississippi State freshman Dylan Favre, earlier this week, it's only fitting I return to the Magnolia State to bring you the first look at the largest player in the country. Meet Ole Miss walk-on Terrell Brown, who at 6-foot-11 and 390 pounds, is, according to The Clarion-Ledger, "almost too huge to play football." I was going to make a joke about the guy straining to water Mssr. Brown being the tallest guy in his high school or something, but that's probably too close to the truth to be funny.

Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:58 pm
by tampajag
grizzaholic wrote:http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/b ... aaf-262065
Since I went out of my way to highlight the relative shrimpiness of Brett Favre's nephew, Mississippi State freshman Dylan Favre, earlier this week, it's only fitting I return to the Magnolia State to bring you the first look at the largest player in the country. Meet Ole Miss walk-on Terrell Brown, who at 6-foot-11 and 390 pounds, is, according to The Clarion-Ledger, "almost too huge to play football." I was going to make a joke about the guy straining to water Mssr. Brown being the tallest guy in his high school or something, but that's probably too close to the truth to be funny.

There was a kid in Baton Rouge in the '90s that was 7'2" he played Center on the football team
Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:13 pm
by Screamin_Eagle174
Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:53 pm
by Grizalltheway
Bet he'd make a great corner!

Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:14 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Grizalltheway wrote:Bet he'd make a great corner!

I suppose it depends on the building's architecture but you're probably right.
Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:35 pm
by AZGrizFan
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Grizalltheway wrote:Bet he'd make a great corner!

I suppose it depends on the building's architecture but you're probably right.
Rimshot!

Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:08 pm
by Grizalltheway
AZGrizFan wrote:Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
I suppose it depends on the building's architecture but you're probably right.
Rimshot!

Well done, you go from getting shit from Ursus about your lame jokes, to riding the coattails of his decent ones.

Re: Largest College Football Player? 6-11 390!
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:09 am
by ASUG8
As an aside, when did players get so lazy to have to be fed water like baby birds?

Also, if you're the "mama bird" doing the feeding, is that something you put on your resume as a skill or just fill in "unemployed"?