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...sucks at football.

Michigan State and Michigan got totally blown out in their bowls. Western Michigan's garbage, Central Michigan is a joke, and Eastern Michigan is even worse than a football team made up of four year olds as linemen, turtles as receivers, and a balloon for quarterback.

And of course the Detroit Lions haven't been relevant for over a decade.

Guess tough and physical sports just isn't their thing in Michigan.

You didn't go far enough in your search for good football in Michigan.

For years, Grand Valley State has been a perennial D-II power for a long time. This year wasn't as good, but they still made the second round of the playoffs before falling to Augustana.

So does SC, we're 0-2 in the bowl season. Not that it matters

Michigan is so bad that UD needs to consider changing their helmet design.

ASUG8 wrote:So does SC, we're 0-2 in the bowl season. Not that it matters

Out of all the D1 teams in SC, Wofford has the best record. If I'm not mistaken we are also the only team in the State with a post season victory in a game sanctioned by the NCAA (I say this because North Greenville won that Garbage National championship game in a division in which NAIA teams can compete)

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∞∞∞ wrote:...sucks at football.

Michigan State and Michigan got totally blown out in their bowls. Western Michigan's garbage, Central Michigan is a joke, and Eastern Michigan is even worse than a football team made up of four year olds as linemen, turtles as receivers, and a balloon for quarterback.

And of course the Detroit Lions haven't been relevant for over a decade.

Guess tough and physical sports just isn't their thing in Michigan.

Red Wings

Oooooooooooooooo we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan, the WHOLE state of Michigan!

UPDATED

I think these are the state totals...

Florida 5-1
Oklahoma 3-0
Alabama 2-0
New York 2-0
California 2-1
Illinois 2-1
North Carolina 2-1
Texas 2-3
Colorado 1-0
Idaho 1-0
Iowa 1-0
Indiana 1-0
Kentucky 1-0
Washington 1-0
Maryland 1-1
Mississippi 1-1
Utah 1-1
Arizona 0-1
Connecticut 0-1
Hawaii 0-1
Kansas 0-1
Missouri 0-1
Nebraska 0-1
Pennsylvania 0-1
Tennessee 0-1
Virginia 0-1
West Virginia 0-1
Wisconsin 0-1
Georgia 0-2
Ohio 0-2
Michigan 0-2
South Carolina 0-2

Willie wrote:Oooooooooooooooo we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan, the WHOLE state of Michigan!

Come on Willie, you know we like to throw around generalities quite liberally here.

For example: One of the two grizzas has had sex with a sheep. Therefore, we can logically conclude that all Montanans are sheep.