Dear Tom Brady
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:26 pm
Dear Tom:
Now that the season is done there are few things you need to do. Start by getting your balls out of the purse/man bag Gisele makes you carry. Then go get your fucking hair cut. Even my 10 year old daughter thinks you look like a girl. If Gisele wants to make it with a woman tell her to invite some of her fellow Victoria Secret models over and tell her to do it with them. Then be a man and join in with them while they are going at it. I would suggest that you have Gisele start with this one:
You're a QB on a pro football team. You've won the Superbowl. You're married to a supermodel. Most men would give their left nut to be you. Stop being a fucking pussy and act like a man damn it!
Now that the season is done there are few things you need to do. Start by getting your balls out of the purse/man bag Gisele makes you carry. Then go get your fucking hair cut. Even my 10 year old daughter thinks you look like a girl. If Gisele wants to make it with a woman tell her to invite some of her fellow Victoria Secret models over and tell her to do it with them. Then be a man and join in with them while they are going at it. I would suggest that you have Gisele start with this one:
You're a QB on a pro football team. You've won the Superbowl. You're married to a supermodel. Most men would give their left nut to be you. Stop being a fucking pussy and act like a man damn it!
