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Gil Dobie wrote:The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

Grizalltheway wrote:Cue SH.

kalm wrote:Rothlisberger heaped praise on Jeebus in his post game interview.

clenz wrote:Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

kalm wrote:

clenz wrote:Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

Yes.

Thumper 76 wrote:

kalm wrote:
Yes.

kalm wrote:

clenz wrote:Would you have a problem with players thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead of God?

Or is it just the fact that it is "God"

Yes.

Gil Dobie wrote:The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

Wedgebuster wrote:No Kurt Warner, Tim Tebow, or Tony Dungy religitard involved with this years Super Bowl thanking God for touchdowns, first downs, etc!! Thank You God, Thank YOU!!

Discus;

kalm wrote:

Thumper 76 wrote:

Which one are you shaking your head at?

The "G" on the Packers Helmet and in the center of Lambeau Field stands for "God's Team"

griz37 wrote:Do we get to look forward to another commercial where Tim Tebow thanks his mom for not aborting him?

Vidav wrote:The thanks are annoying just because it becomes "Thank you Jesus for helping me to win and not those ******* on the other team. . ." Like God would have a side in the Super Bowl.

A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven. He was talking to an angel trying to get the lowdown on what heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there were any former Packers in heaven. The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here." He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that in heaven, every day is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins. Being very excited the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was here and as he asked, he saw a man with dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that looked strangely like the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl. When asked excitedly if that was him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi. The angel replied, "No, that was just God. He just thinks he's Lombardi."

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel, look what I've made." Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass and inquired "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite shore-line along the largest of the Great Lakes. The people from Wisconsin are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them a super-human, undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Gabriel gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them in Minnesota."