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We're the only ones here blessed with genetics and talent to play football at the highest levels. If the NFL needs players in the the event of a lockout, we should be their first two calls. You could build a contender out of us.

Too bad none of y'all ever got to play, like we did. But hey you did your part and cheered us on and paid for our education with your tax dollars and student fees and high tuition. Thank you.

If I paid for your education, I want my money back.

Scab.

JoltinJoe wrote:If I paid for your education, I want my money back.

Scab.

Joe, you believe in ghosts and worship a zombie. You dragged your poor kids and equally delusional wife to mass last Sunday to drink the blood and eat the flesh of your bloody, clone god zombie. You're a colossal shithead.

D1B wrote:

JoltinJoe wrote:If I paid for your education, I want my money back.

Scab.

Joe, you believe in ghosts and worship a zombie. You dragged your poor kids and equally delusional wife to mass last Sunday to drink the blood and eat the flesh of your bloody, clone god zombie. You're a colossal shithead.

Capn would have a coronary while trying to put his pads on.

Grizalltheway wrote:Capn would have a coronary while trying to put his pads on.

Isn't he still bed ridden?

There are probably a few players in the NFL who would let you service them, so I can't rule out the possibility of the thread title.

D1B wrote:We're the only ones here blessed with genetics and talent to play football at the highest levels. If the NFL needs players in the the event of a lockout, we should be their first two calls. You could build a contender out of us.

Too bad none of y'all ever got to play, like we did. But hey you did your part and cheered us on and paid for our education with your tax dollars and student fees and high tuition. Thank you.

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grizzaholic wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:Capn would have a coronary while trying to put his pads on.

Isn't he still bed ridden?

Yeah, with your little sister........


"Mmmmmmm. The only thing better 'n Negro cock is Cap'n Cat cock."

Will the Panthers trade up to get both you guys in Round 6?

Ivytalk wrote:Will the Panthers trade up to get both you guys in Round 6?

Cell phone is ringin' off the hook, Ivy. Mostly AFC North teams, though.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Will the Panthers trade up to get both you guys in Round 6?

Cell phone is ringin' off the hook, Ivy. Mostly AFC North teams, though.

Who's your agent, Cap'n? Cam Newton's dad?

There's an "Over 50" league?

AZGrizFan wrote:There's an "Over 50" league?

Um, waist size or age?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:There's an "Over 50" league?

Um, waist size or age?

Yes.

I had absolutely no idea that Benny Hill had purchased a franchise.

Good luck to both of you.

AZGrizFan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Um, waist size or age?

Yes.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
Isn't he still bed ridden?

Yeah, with your little sister........


"Mmmmmmm. The only thing better 'n Negro cock is Cap'n Cat cock."

If you only knew what my sister looked like.

grizzaholic wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Yeah, with your little sister........


"Mmmmmmm. The only thing better 'n Negro cock is Cap'n Cat cock."

If you only knew what my sister looked like.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
If you only knew what my sister looked like.

andy7171 wrote:

D1B wrote:We're the only ones here blessed with genetics and talent to play football at the highest levels. If the NFL needs players in the the event of a lockout, we should be their first two calls. You could build a contender out of us.

Too bad none of y'all ever got to play, like we did. But hey you did your part and cheered us on and paid for our education with your tax dollars and student fees and high tuition. Thank you.

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I would have wasted your fat, pudgy ass.

Andy, you were a dream come true for an outside linebacker - big, slow and dumb.

Got phone calls from the Patriots and the Steelers yesterday.

I'd kick both of your asses at tennis...and skiing.

D1B wrote:

andy7171 wrote:

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I would have wasted your fat, pudgy ass.

Andy, you were a dream come true for an outside linebacker - big, slow and dumb.

You just described your brother.

AZGrizFan wrote:

D1B wrote:

I would have wasted your fat, pudgy ass.

Andy, you were a dream come true for an outside linebacker - big, slow and dumb.

You just described your brother.

According to you.

When Bill played he was 6'7" 295, quick (played guard his junior year) and smart. He actually made it to the pros too.

Now he is big, slow and smart.