DJH wrote:God damn, if they could just trade for a stud like Lyle Overbay they'd be in the World Series come October.
Maybe they could trade for Joe Mauer and sit him on the bench since that's all he's good for.
2011: Lyle Overbay: 4 HR, 16 RBI, 1 SB, .235 BA, .298 OBP, .364 SLG, .662 OPS, $5,000,000 salary
2011: Joe Mauer, 0 HR, 4 RBI, 0 SB, .235 BA, .289 OBP, .265 SLG, .554 OPS, $23,000,000 salary
But take heart, little fella: News reports are that Mauer has begun working out!
Minnesota Twins C Joe Mauer (legs) will work out but not play...[+] in a game after playing in his first extended spring game Wednesday, May 25. 'He's progressing,' minor league field coordinator Joel Lepel said. 'He had a good day. There is no timetable. We want to get him into position to play the rest of the season. He's giving an effort. We're going to be patient and cautious.'
Bravo...he might be ready by the All-Star break...by that time the Twins, anchored down by his $23 MILLION salary, will be so fucking buried in last place with the worst record in baseball Babe Ruth himself couldn't help them.
Get used to this feeling, because it's gonna be a recurring theme until that albatross of a contract runs out in 2018.
