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No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:40 pm
by Ivytalk
He sucks! :lol:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:19 pm
by SuperHornet
I'd rather watch 30-year-old footage of Jack than Woods.

:ohno:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:03 am
by CitadelGrad
I understand that prisoners at Gitmo are forced to watch televised golf.

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:00 am
by Col Hogan
CitadelGrad wrote:I understand that prisoners at Gitmo are forced to watch televised golf.
Now that's just too damn cruel...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:30 pm
by JayJ79
Samson derived his strength from his hair.
Evidently Tiger derived his golfing ability from banging random skanks.
(though now that he's divorced, I don't see why he'd have to refrain from that. So perhaps that's not the issue afterall. Maybe his ability derived from adultry, not just skank-banging)

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:07 am
by BlueHen86
JayJ79 wrote:Samson derived his strength from his hair.
Evidently Tiger derived his golfing ability from banging random skanks.
(though now that he's divorced, I don't see why he'd have to refrain from that. So perhaps that's not the issue afterall. Maybe his ability derived from adultry, not just skank-banging)
That's not it, he was good before he was married. :lol:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:49 am
by Seahawks
How did a guy who was so dominant in his sport lose it all overnight? :shock:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:18 am
by dal4018
JayJ79 wrote:Samson derived his strength from his hair.
Evidently Tiger derived his golfing ability from banging random skanks.
(though now that he's divorced, I don't see why he'd have to refrain from that. So perhaps that's not the issue afterall. Maybe his ability derived from adultry, not just skank-banging)
One of my older brothers had ppl on his job refer to Woods as the Modern Day Jack Johnson

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:50 am
by SuperHornet
Col Hogan wrote:
CitadelGrad wrote:I understand that prisoners at Gitmo are forced to watch televised golf.
Now that's just too damn cruel...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Why not just make them live in New York at their own expense?

:rofl:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:54 pm
by BlueHen86
Ivytalk wrote:He sucks! :lol:
I always wanted to play golf like Tiger Woods.

Now I do!

:lol:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:07 pm
by Ivytalk
BlueHen86 wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:He sucks! :lol:
I always wanted to play golf like Tiger Woods.

Now I do!

:lol:
:rofl:

I know that the TV sponsors want Tiger back, but it was refreshing to see the new kids who won majors this year. :nod:

Re: No More Majors for Tiger!

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:21 pm
by ODUalum11
Tiger Woods is becoming the next Brett Favre. Gets so much media attention but nobody no longer cares about him. :roll: