Jesus Christ Claims Tim Tebow Not Ready To Be NFL Starter

[dbackjon]

Jesus Christ, noted Son of God and football analyst proclaimed Monday that second-year Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow lacks the pocket presence, arm strength, and passing accuracy necessary to be a starter in the NFL. “Tim’s place is at the right hand of the other backups on the bench, and his earthly works show that he deserves to dwell there all the days of his life,” said Lord and Savior of all mankind, adding, ““It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for Tim Tebow to complete a pass against the Cover-2”. “For Tebow must have faith in coach Fox’s plan, and pay his dues by wearing the headset, and by calling in plays from the clipboard while watching from the sidelines.” Christ also asked Tebow to stop praying to Him and asking to be made the number one quarterback in the depth chart, claiming “that’s never going to fucking happen.”


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[dbackjon]

Note - no offense intended to anyone other than Tebow.











And for the record, I cheered every touchdown thrown by Kurt Warner.

[Ivytalk]

Jesus H. Christ, that's funny!

Gotta love The Onion!

[ASUG8]

Note - no offense intended to anyone other than Tebow.

Off-ense, or offense?

[andy7171]

And for the record, I cheered every touchdown thrown by Kurt Warner.

[AZGrizFan]

And for the record, I cheered every touchdown thrown by Kurt Warner.

He wasn't NEARLY as bad as Tebow was with the religous stuff, IMHO.

[dbackjon]

And for the record, I cheered every touchdown thrown by Kurt Warner.

He wasn't NEARLY as bad as Tebow was with the religous stuff, IMHO.

Kurt was very religious. But he lived it, but did not try to draw attention to his religiousness the way Tebow did.


That is the backlash against Tebow - not that he was religious, but the fact that he made sure everyone knew constantly how religous he was.

[AZGrizFan]

He wasn't NEARLY as bad as Tebow was with the religous stuff, IMHO.

Kurt was very religious. But he lived it, but did not try to draw attention to his religiousness the way Tebow did.


That is the backlash against Tebow - not that he was religious, but the fact that he made sure everyone knew constantly how religous he was.

That's what I meant. Everybody KNEW Warner was religous, but he wasn't throwing it in your face at every opportunity. Just a class guy.

[JoltinJoe]

Kurt was very religious. But he lived it, but did not try to draw attention to his religiousness the way Tebow did.


That is the backlash against Tebow - not that he was religious, but the fact that he made sure everyone knew constantly how religous he was.

That's what I meant. Everybody KNEW Warner was religous, but he wasn't throwing it in your face at every opportunity. Just a class guy.

I took it to mean that dback was a Cardinals fan.

Tebow gets heat because he's preachy. People react better when someone lives his faith by example.

[dbackjon]

That's what I meant. Everybody KNEW Warner was religous, but he wasn't throwing it in your face at every opportunity. Just a class guy.

I took it to mean that dback was a Cardinals fan.

Tebow gets heat because he's preachy. People react better when someone lives his faith by example.

A little bit of that, Joe . But I never had an issue with Warner when he was with St. Louis, either.

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