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She won the pole for this weekend's Nationwide series race! Awesome!!!

Go Danica!!!!!

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

SuperHornet wrote:She won the pole for this weekend's Nationwide series race! Awesome!!!

Go Danica!!!!!

Congratulations to Danica Patrick on being the second woman to win a pole for a lower series in NASCAR.

This is a day that will surely live in infamy.

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SuperHornet wrote:Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

Well...is she or isn't she good at making sammies?

SuperHornet wrote:Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

baking some bread in your vagina?

citdog wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

baking some bread in your vagina?

You guys watch it or I'll get Crush to whip your shells....

SuperHornet wrote:You guys watch it or I'll get Crush to whip your shells....

I won't worry too much about whipping my ...but they do go well together after a night of heavy drinking.

If you fail to understand my terminology after all this time, you need some edjumakashun from our brother at 406 Griz Way.

SuperHornet wrote:If you fail to understand my terminology after all this time, you need some edjumakashun from our brother at 406 Griz Way.

I went to a place in the 406...but I have been conversing with folks on the EC(b) lately and that makes my brains hurt.

grizzaholic wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:If you fail to understand my terminology after all this time, you need some edjumakashun from our brother at 406 Griz Way.

I went to a place in the 406...but I have been conversing with folks on the EC(b) lately and that makes my brains hurt.

Good one!

Whose pole, exactly?

SuperHornet wrote:Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

There's no reason she can't ride the pole and make a sammich at the same time.

grizzaholic wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:If you fail to understand my terminology after all this time, you need some edjumakashun from our brother at 406 Griz Way.

I went to a place in the 406...but I have been conversing with folks on the EC(b) lately and that makes my brains hurt.

Don't be afraid of our superior intellect.

She doesn't deserve to be in the 500.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/motor/na ... 52906298/1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

If she had a pair of balls instead of a vagina she wouldn't be in the race. What a fooking joke.

BDKJMU wrote:She doesn't deserve to be in the 500.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/motor/na ... 52906298/1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

If she had a pair of balls instead of a vagina she wouldn't be in the race. What a fooking joke.

That article doesn't say THAT at all. All it says is that she (or ANY one driver) signed to that particular racing team gets to use points generated by a guy who is no longer on that team. They could have signed Bill Elliott, Bobby Allison, or Cale Yarborough to fill the spot and use the points.

YOU, however, just choose to be a male chauvinist PIG. Go away, punk!

SH, if DP, which she will now be called...If DP wins the 500 will you jizz in your pants? Will you dress up like her for Halloween? Will we be forced to hear about it on the NASCAR thread for years to come?

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Settle down Grizza. At least we've found the one person in the world who is actually "pulling" or Danica for her driving skills and not just to see how perky those little titties look like when her driving suit is soaked in champagne.

Plus, this is probably the first straight female that SH has ever rooted for, so simmer down now Grizza. Bad Grizza.

93henfan wrote:Settle down Grizza. At least we've found the one person in the world who is actually "pulling" or Danica for her driving skills and not just to see how perky those little titties look like when her driving suit is soaked in champagne.

Plus, this is probably the first straight female that SH has ever rooted for, so simmer down now Grizza. Bad Grizza.

but

SuperHornet wrote:

BDKJMU wrote:She doesn't deserve to be in the 500.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/motor/na ... 52906298/1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

If she had a pair of balls instead of a vagina she wouldn't be in the race. What a fooking joke.

YOU, however, just choose to be a male chauvinist PIG. Go away, punk!

relax

SuperHornet wrote: YOU, however, just choose to be a male chauvinist PIG. Go away, punk!

huh?

Um, 93, I've never heard any reports that the immortal Jennifer Capriati or Stacy Keibler pitched for the other team.