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But you simply cannot have your quarterback being fed like an infant at poolside. Remember, people - this is a football player we're talking about. This is your quarterback. Think there's any photographic evidence of Johnny Unitas being spoon-fed? Bet Slingin' Sammy Baugh's wife never tried to sling any hash into his mouth.

I don't know if I would ever be "soft" around this.

I'm not a big fan of Tom Brady, but he takes a lot of shit for a very specific reason. Some dudes hate him with a passion but can't for the life of them explain why. I have postulated a theory that explains this phenomenon, and I call it the Gets-More-Pussy-Than-Me Theory. He pulls more Fine more frequently than the rest of us could ever dream about. Derek Jeter is another example. Being a Yankee partially explains it, but he has knocked the bottom out of many of the chicks the rest of us mere mortals have beat off to. He'll be a member of both the baseball and poon halls of fame, and as befitting his résumé, presumably he'll have both bats bronzed.

If you're going to hang it up, why not Minka Kelly?

Yankees Star Derek Jeter Engaged to Minka Kelly?

bench wrote:I'm not a big fan of Tom Brady, but he takes a lot of shit for a very specific reason. Some dudes hate him with a passion but can't for the life of them explain why. I have postulated a theory that explains this phenomenon, and I call it the Gets-More-Pussy-Than-Me Theory. He pulls more Fine more frequently than the rest of us could ever dream about. Derek Jeter is another example. Being a Yankee partially explains it, but he has knocked the bottom out of many of the chicks the rest of us mere mortals have beat off to. He'll be a member of both the baseball and poon halls of fame, and as befitting his résumé, presumably he'll have both bats bronzed.

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He's a "triple-threat" guy!

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bench wrote:I'm not a big fan of Tom Brady, but he takes a lot of shit for a very specific reason. Some dudes hate him with a passion but can't for the life of them explain why. I have postulated a theory that explains this phenomenon, and I call it the Gets-More-Pussy-Than-Me Theory. He pulls more Fine more frequently than the rest of us could ever dream about. Derek Jeter is another example. Being a Yankee partially explains it, but he has knocked the bottom out of many of the chicks the rest of us mere mortals have beat off to. He'll be a member of both the baseball and poon halls of fame, and as befitting his résumé, presumably he'll have both bats bronzed.

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He's a "triple-threat" guy!

I think it's kind of amusing that the worst-fielding shortstop in the American League has turned more plays from deep in the gap than anyone else in the long, storied history of Ever

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AZGrizFan wrote:
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He's a "triple-threat" guy!

I think it's kind of amusing that the worst-fielding shortstop in the American League has turned more plays from deep in the gap than anyone else in the long, storied history of Ever

That's a looooong time.