SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:37 am
Will the Cowboys sign him? Will your life be complete?
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Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:45 am
Where do other has-beens and never-was go?
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:55 am
He'll get picked up by somebody....
Surprised him & Jacksonville have never got together.
Surprised him & Jacksonville have never got together.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:56 am
I'm not sure.Ibanez wrote:Where do other has-beens and never-was go?
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:03 am
You would think the Lions would take him. He isn't worth millions so that shouldn't be an issue.93henfan wrote:I'm not sure.Ibanez wrote:Where do other has-beens and never-was go?
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:05 am
I hope so, the Cowboys could use a short yardage back. Do the right thing Jerry!!93henfan wrote:Will the Cowboys sign him? Will your life be complete?
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:27 pm
The Lions have Stafford, no way to they want the headaches that Tebow would bring. Tebow needs to go somewhere that doesn't have a QB, or Canada.Ibanez wrote:You would think the Lions would take him. He isn't worth millions so that shouldn't be an issue.93henfan wrote:
I'm not sure.
Now that I posted that, watch the Eagles sign him. I have no idea what Chip Kelly will do, maybe he can find a use for Tebow.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:46 pm
He'll be out of a job for like 5 min.
He had a stat through the first three years of a career that only 1 other qb in nfl history has...1 of 2 in history. ..
The stat?
Qbs with a completion percent under 48 fire three years
The other? Akili Smith
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He had a stat through the first three years of a career that only 1 other qb in nfl history has...1 of 2 in history. ..
The stat?
Qbs with a completion percent under 48 fire three years
The other? Akili Smith
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Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:13 pm
Tebow just got cut TODAY, and he already has his second job offer. Reports are coming in that the Montreal Allouettes have offered him a roster spot. Naturally, I'd like to see Timmy replace the incompetent Tony Romo, but the Als will do for now.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:22 pm
You do understand that Tebow is a sideshow that is signed solely for selling tickets and hotdogs and beer...right?SuperHornet wrote:Tebow just got cut TODAY, and he already has his second job offer. Reports are coming in that the Montreal Allouettes have offered him a roster spot. Naturally, I'd like to see Timmy replace the incompetent Tony Romo, but the Als will do for now.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:24 pm
That is utter and complete hogwash, grizza.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:32 pm
No it's not. Tebow is not good for the team. Just for ticket sales.SuperHornet wrote:That is utter and complete hogwash, grizza.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:43 pm
A guy who doesn't lose is bad for the team? Are you nuts, V?
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:02 pm
Wait, he is undefeated as a starter? I somehow missed that.SuperHornet wrote:A guy who doesn't lose is bad for the team? Are you nuts, V?
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:11 pm
You guys want to point to stats? Tebow has the following NFL records:
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Plus, he's got a better playoff record than the incompetent Tony Romo, who just got ANOTHER bogus extension....
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http://kgov.com/tim-tebow-nfl-recordsb]Most yards per completion in a playoff game[/b]: 31.6 against Pittsburgh in 2012.
Most 30+ yard passes in a playoff quarter: Tebow was the first NFL player ever to complete four passes of 30 yards or more in a single quarter of an NFL playoff game, with 51, 30, 58, & 40. And this was against the 2011-2012 Pittsburgh Steelers rated #1 in defense in the NFL in various, especially relevant categories.
Fewest passes to 300+ yards in any NFL game: According to the authoritative Bleacher Report, Tim Tebow is the only quarterback in the Super Bowl era to throw for 300+ yards in only ten completions.
Only quarterback to throw three 50+ yard passes in a playoff game: since the NFL/AFL merger in 1970 according to Bleacher Report for 51, 58, & 80. Even outside of playoff games, this feat happens only once in a blue moon, as throwing three 50+ yard passes hasn't been done in any NFL game in over twenty years.
Longest touchdown pass in NFL playoff history in overtime: 80 yards, and in the shortest overtime play, 11 seconds, almost a minute quicker than any previous NFL postseason overtime.
Fastest to six game-winning drives: Against the Chicago Bears, Tim Tebow earned a Super Bowl-era NFL league record with his sixth game-winning drive in the fourth quarter or overtime in just his first eleven games!
13+ Point Fourth-Quarter Comebacks: By way of comparison, John Elway, two-time Super Bowl winner, second "most-winningest" NFL quarterback ever, one of the NFL's all-time comeback kings with a great combination of game winning drives and fourth-quarter comebacks who earned his sixth fourth-quarter comeback after 29 games, had won after trailing in the fourth quarter by 13+ points twice in 16 seasons. For this amazing Tebow NFL record, he overcame a 13 or more point deficit in the fourth quarter twice in his only first four games.
Most yards per attempt in a playoff game: Tebow threw for 15 yards per attempt against the Steelers.
Plus, he's got a better playoff record than the incompetent Tony Romo, who just got ANOTHER bogus extension....
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:27 pm
You said he never loses. Please back that up.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:45 pm
I was exaggerating, V. But he wins a WHOLE lot more than he loses.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:48 pm
Congratulations to the Jets for becoming slightly less mediocre today.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:52 pm
Mvemjsunpx wrote:Congratulations to the Jets for becoming slightly less mediocre today.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:55 pm
[quote="SuperHornet"]You guys want to point to stats? Tebow has the following NFL records:
[[quote]b]Most yards per completion in a playoff game[/b]: 31.6 against Pittsburgh in 2012.
Completed 10 of 21 passes that game. He was completely bailed out by terrible angles taken by defenders on almost every one
Most 30+ yard passes in a playoff quarter: Tebow was the first NFL player ever to complete four passes of 30 yards or more in a single quarter of an NFL playoff game, with 51, 30, 58, & 40. And this was against the 2011-2012 Pittsburgh Steelers rated #1 in defense in the NFL in various, especially relevant categories.
See point made for #1
Fewest passes to 300+ yards in any NFL game: According to the authoritative Bleacher Report, Tim Tebow is the only quarterback in the Super Bowl era to throw for 300+ yards in only ten completions.
Because only shitty QBs complete only 10 passes in a game and get lucky to be bailed out
Only quarterback to throw three 50+ yard passes in a playoff game: since the NFL/AFL merger in 1970 according to Bleacher Report for 51, 58, & 80. Even outside of playoff games, this feat happens only once in a blue moon, as throwing three 50+ yard passes hasn't been done in any NFL game in over twenty years.
See points before
Longest touchdown pass in NFL playoff history in overtime: 80 yards, and in the shortest overtime play, 11 seconds, almost a minute quicker than any previous NFL postseason overtime.
That play was litterally about 1% him. It was a 1 route play and the pass was 8 yards in the air, and wasn't all that well thrown. I've seen 7th graders take better angles on a runner than the Pittsburgh secondary on that play...it also helps that the WR is one of the fastest in the league.
Fastest to six game-winning drives: Against the Chicago Bears, Tim Tebow earned a Super Bowl-era NFL league record with his sixth game-winning drive in the fourth quarter or overtime in just his first eleven games!
Those drives came up because he litterally was worse than complete garbage for 3.97 quaters
Also, you're the single most unintelligent person I've ever read/heard speak.....and it isn't even close.
[[quote]b]Most yards per completion in a playoff game[/b]: 31.6 against Pittsburgh in 2012.
Completed 10 of 21 passes that game. He was completely bailed out by terrible angles taken by defenders on almost every one
Most 30+ yard passes in a playoff quarter: Tebow was the first NFL player ever to complete four passes of 30 yards or more in a single quarter of an NFL playoff game, with 51, 30, 58, & 40. And this was against the 2011-2012 Pittsburgh Steelers rated #1 in defense in the NFL in various, especially relevant categories.
See point made for #1
Fewest passes to 300+ yards in any NFL game: According to the authoritative Bleacher Report, Tim Tebow is the only quarterback in the Super Bowl era to throw for 300+ yards in only ten completions.
Because only shitty QBs complete only 10 passes in a game and get lucky to be bailed out
Only quarterback to throw three 50+ yard passes in a playoff game: since the NFL/AFL merger in 1970 according to Bleacher Report for 51, 58, & 80. Even outside of playoff games, this feat happens only once in a blue moon, as throwing three 50+ yard passes hasn't been done in any NFL game in over twenty years.
See points before
Longest touchdown pass in NFL playoff history in overtime: 80 yards, and in the shortest overtime play, 11 seconds, almost a minute quicker than any previous NFL postseason overtime.
That play was litterally about 1% him. It was a 1 route play and the pass was 8 yards in the air, and wasn't all that well thrown. I've seen 7th graders take better angles on a runner than the Pittsburgh secondary on that play...it also helps that the WR is one of the fastest in the league.
Fastest to six game-winning drives: Against the Chicago Bears, Tim Tebow earned a Super Bowl-era NFL league record with his sixth game-winning drive in the fourth quarter or overtime in just his first eleven games!
Those drives came up because he litterally was worse than complete garbage for 3.97 quaters
Also, you're the single most unintelligent person I've ever read/heard speak.....and it isn't even close.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:15 pm
That's about the most idiotic statement I've ever seen in print, clenz. The Browns won a game against the defending champion Eagles without throwing a bloody pass.clenz wrote:Because only shitty QBs complete only 10 passes in a game and get lucky to be bailed out.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:17 pm
That has literally zero bearing on what I said.SuperHornet wrote:That's about the most idiotic statement I've ever seen in print, clenz. The Browns won a game against the defending champion Eagles without throwing a bloody pass.clenz wrote:Because only shitty QBs complete only 10 passes in a game and get lucky to be bailed out.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:43 pm
Yeah, a backup job in the CFL.SuperHornet wrote:Tebow just got cut TODAY, and he already has his second job offer. Reports are coming in that the Montreal Allouettes have offered him a roster spot. Naturally, I'd like to see Timmy replace the incompetent Tony Romo, but the Als will do for now.
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:49 am
This thread played out exactly as I hoped. 
Re: SH! Tebow is Available!!
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:07 am