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If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:04 pm
by SuperHornet
...you can officially stick it in your ear. Per the offensive coordinator, Tebow is playing quarterback ONLY.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2013/ ... story.html

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:15 pm
by clenz
Then he won't be playing

quando omni flunkus moritati

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:35 pm
by Grizalltheway
Good to know he'll remain a power bottom. :thumb:

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:05 am
by uofmman1122
clenz wrote:Then he won't be playing

quando omni flunkus moritati
This. :nod:

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:06 am
by Ibanez
So, he's cleanup and bench warmer?

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:09 am
by clenz
Also a SH post...

so..


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Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:10 am
by clenz
And since I posted one family guy photo...and SH said to stick it in your ear..


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Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:16 am
by dbackjon
you are right - he's still third-string

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:24 pm
by SuperHornet
dbackjon wrote:you are right - he's still third-string
For now.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:48 pm
by 93henfan
SuperHornet wrote:
dbackjon wrote:you are right - he's still third-string
For now.
Yes, until Tom Brady is murdered by the second string QB, who is then incarcerated. Assuming the Patriots can't sign two free agent QBs in time for the next game, Tebow might then move up on the depth chart.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:02 pm
by SuperHornet
So you're telling me that a guy with all of FOUR attempts is going to keep a playoff quarterback down?

You're full of cr@p, 93....

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:38 am
by 93henfan
SuperHornet wrote:So you're telling me that a guy with all of FOUR attempts is going to keep a playoff quarterback down?

You're full of cr@p, 93....
I don't even know who New England's second string QB is, but I assume he's better than Tebow.

Also, crap is not a naughty word. You can type it all the way out and God won't hate you or kill any kittens.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:14 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:So you're telling me that a guy with all of FOUR attempts is going to keep a playoff quarterback down?

You're full of cr@p, 93....
I don't even know who New England's second string QB is, but I assume he's better than Tebow.

Also, crap is not a naughty word. You can type it all the way out and God won't hate you or kill any kittens.
I don't understand the mindset where somebody like SH will thing "crap" but they won't type it. Do you think it's ok to think dirty words as long as you don't say or type them?

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:21 am
by 93henfan
Ibanez wrote:
93henfan wrote:
I don't even know who New England's second string QB is, but I assume he's better than Tebow.

Also, crap is not a naughty word. You can type it all the way out and God won't hate you or kill any kittens.
I don't understand the mindset where somebody like SH will thing "crap" but they won't type it. Do you think it's ok to think dirty words as long as you don't say or type them?
I wasn't going to go there, but since you opened that can of worms...

Yep, I'm pretty sure God hates the thought as much as the action, if not even moreso.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:40 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:
Ibanez wrote: I don't understand the mindset where somebody like SH will thing "crap" but they won't type it. Do you think it's ok to think dirty words as long as you don't say or type them?
I wasn't going to go there, but since you opened that can of worms...

Yep, I'm pretty sure God hates the thought as much as the action, if not even moreso.
You can always assume that I will "go there."

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:35 am
by rkwittem
93henfan wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:So you're telling me that a guy with all of FOUR attempts is going to keep a playoff quarterback down?

You're full of cr@p, 93....
I don't even know who New England's second string QB is, but I assume he's better than Tebow.

Also, crap is not a naughty word. You can type it all the way out and God won't hate you or kill any kittens.
Ryan Mallett, if memory serves

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:42 am
by HI54UNI
Ibanez wrote:
93henfan wrote:
I don't even know who New England's second string QB is, but I assume he's better than Tebow.

Also, crap is not a naughty word. You can type it all the way out and God won't hate you or kill any kittens.
I don't understand the mindset where somebody like SH will thing "crap" but they won't type it. Do you think it's ok to think dirty words as long as you don't say or type them?
I wonder what god thinks about Christian singers that mess around with married men? If the singer doesn't say "Fuck me" but instead says "make love to me" is that OK? Or does she have to say "f*ck me"?



Sorry for the thread hijack. Carry on.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:57 am
by Ibanez
HI54UNI wrote:
Ibanez wrote: I don't understand the mindset where somebody like SH will thing "crap" but they won't type it. Do you think it's ok to think dirty words as long as you don't say or type them?
I wonder what god thinks about Christian singers that mess around with married men? If the singer doesn't say "Fuck me" but instead says "make love to me" is that OK? Or does she have to say "f*ck me"?



Sorry for the thread hijack. Carry on.
I heard Amy Grant likes the dirty talk.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:44 pm
by Screamin_Eagle174
Ibanez wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:
I wonder what god thinks about Christian singers that mess around with married men? If the singer doesn't say "Fuck me" but instead says "make love to me" is that OK? Or does she have to say "f*ck me"?



Sorry for the thread hijack. Carry on.
I heard Amy Grant likes the dirty talk.
I heard Ryan Mallet fucked the bejesus out of Amy Grant.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:20 pm
by grizzaholic
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Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:04 pm
by clenz
Tebow's stat line tonight...



1-7
-1 yard
1 INT

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:11 pm
by clenz
That means Tebow's preseason stats thus far....


5-19 (26%)
54 yards (10.8 ypc 2.8 YPA)
0 touch downs
1 INT
QB Rating 17.6

I would guess that would be an NFL worst in completion, YPA (possibly all time), and rating

Meanwhile the other QB's on the roster
Tom Brady:
18/20 (90%)
172 yards (10 ypc 8.6 ypa)
2 TD
0 INT
QB Rating 135.8

Ryan Mallet
21/38 (55.2%)
234 yards (11.1 ypc 6.2 ypa)
2 TD
0 INT
QB Rating 91.3



Yeah...if he makes the team is a giant fucking travishamockery to the game

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:23 pm
by BlueHen86
clenz wrote:That means Tebow's preseason stats thus far....


5-19 (26%)
54 yards (10.8 ypc 2.8 YPA)
0 touch downs
1 INT
QB Rating 17.6

I would guess that would be an NFL worst in completion, YPA (possibly all time), and rating

Meanwhile the other QB's on the roster
Tom Brady:
18/20 (90%)
172 yards (10 ypc 8.6 ypa)
2 TD
0 INT
QB Rating 135.8

Ryan Mallet
21/38 (55.2%)
234 yards (11.1 ypc 6.2 ypa)
2 TD
0 INT
QB Rating 91.3



Yeah...if he makes the team is a giant fucking travishamockery to the game
Tebow does much better when he is on the bench. Imagine how much better he will be if they cut him.

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:45 am
by Screamin_Eagle174
clenz wrote:That means Tebow's preseason stats thus far....


5-19 (26%)
54 yards (10.8 ypc 2.8 YPA)
0 touch downs
1 INT
QB Rating 17.6

I would guess that would be an NFL worst in completion, YPA (possibly all time), and rating

Meanwhile the other QB's on the roster
Tom Brady:
18/20 (90%)
172 yards (10 ypc 8.6 ypa)
2 TD
0 INT
QB Rating 135.8

Ryan Mallet
21/38 (55.2%)
234 yards (11.1 ypc 6.2 ypa)
2 TD
0 INT
QB Rating 91.3



Yeah...if he makes the team is a giant fucking travishamockery to the game
SH? SH? Bueller?

Re: If you think Tebow's getting moved to another position..

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 pm
by SuperHornet
What good does it do, SE? These guys are idiots of the nth degree, so logic won't convert them. Tebow could win the Super Bowl, and they will STILL claim he sucks.
:ohno: