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DL Maddy Paige has returned to the gridiron one year after her private school banished her from THEIR team...because the boys might have "impure thoughts." Now she's homeschooled and is playing in the local rec league (probably equivalent to Pop Warner).

That's gotta be the most illogical argument I've ever heard of to deny someone based on gender. Boys and girls work out together on the track team. Is there something in the pads that makes FOOTBALL PLAYERS more susceptible to "impure thoughts?" The fact that they did this AFTER she had played for a year makes them look even MORE stupid. What baloney....

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Always loved me some track girls. Ended up marrying one actually.
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the boys are going to have impure thoughts regardless of what she does, b/c that's what boys do.
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I was hoping for a sex tape from Danica and some big titty'd whore MLB womens football league.
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SuperHornet wrote:DL Maddy Paige has returned to the gridiron one year after her private school banished her from THEIR team...because the boys might have "impure thoughts." Now she's homeschooled and is playing in the local rec league (probably equivalent to Pop Warner).

That's gotta be the most illogical argument I've ever heard of to deny someone based on gender. Boys and girls work out together on the track team. Is there something in the pads that makes FOOTBALL PLAYERS more susceptible to "impure thoughts?" The fact that they did this AFTER she had played for a year makes them look even MORE stupid. What baloney....

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/23499592/maddy
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Can I get a definition of "impure thoughts"? :? :D
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CAA Flagship wrote:Can I get a definition of "impure thoughts"? :? :D
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There are a few girls in middle school wrestling around here. :ohno:
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CAA Flagship wrote:Can I get a definition of "impure thoughts"? :? :D
What that adulterer Amy Grant thought of Vince Gill while both were married to other people.
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