Danica and her chances this weekend...
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Danica and her chances this weekend...
Danica Patrick has qualified in the 4 slot for the Coke 600. At least ONE analyst seems to think that this combined with her recent roll might be enough to get her the duke. I, of course, have faith in her....
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/na ... 00/9541389
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Hey, how'd the chick do?
I bet she won...she's that good.
I bet she won...she's that good.
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
39 - Danica Patrick
only 119 laps from finishing the race. Not bad. Moves her up to 28th in the standings, one spot ahead of Justin Allgaier.
only 119 laps from finishing the race. Not bad. Moves her up to 28th in the standings, one spot ahead of Justin Allgaier.

Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
JFC, she's becoming a danger to the rest of the field.Ibanez wrote:
Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Duh. She's a woman. Don't be redundant.∞∞∞ wrote:JFC, she's becoming a danger to the rest of the field.Ibanez wrote:
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Liar....

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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
nothing pictured is a lie.SuperHornet wrote:Liar....
There's photographic evidence it
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What'd you say dal?clenz wrote:nothing pictured is a lie.SuperHornet wrote:Liar....
Those photographic evidence it
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
That looks like a woman driving on I-95...always trying to change lanes without signaling and with no regard to anyone else on the road.Ibanez wrote:
Who's in that car?
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Danica has DNF'ed in roughly 15% of her races. I haven't look at any other drivers, yet, but I don't think there are many with a rate that high.
Her average finish for her career is 26.45
Average start position is 29
Led a total of 13 laps...she's run 16,823 laps....or 1 lap every 1,300 laps run....and all 13 came in the same race.
Her DNF rate and top 10 finish rate are nearly identical.
Her average finish for her career is 26.45
Average start position is 29
Led a total of 13 laps...she's run 16,823 laps....or 1 lap every 1,300 laps run....and all 13 came in the same race.
Her DNF rate and top 10 finish rate are nearly identical.
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Top 8 average finishers since Danica joined Nascar...
Driver Avg Fin Wins
1 Jeff Gordon 9.00 1
2 Matt Kenseth 9.75 0
3 Carl Edwards 10.83 1
4 Kyle Busch 10.92 1
5 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 12.17 1
6 Jimmie Johnson 12.92 1
7 Joey Logano 13.92 2
8 Brian Vickers 13.83 0
Driver Avg Fin Wins
1 Jeff Gordon 9.00 1
2 Matt Kenseth 9.75 0
3 Carl Edwards 10.83 1
4 Kyle Busch 10.92 1
5 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 12.17 1
6 Jimmie Johnson 12.92 1
7 Joey Logano 13.92 2
8 Brian Vickers 13.83 0
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http://www.driveraverages.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
That's a fun website that shows just how bad Danica really is compared to pretty much every other full time driver.
That's a fun website that shows just how bad Danica really is compared to pretty much every other full time driver.
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The Win column is empty.clenz wrote:http://www.driveraverages.com/
That's a fun website that shows just how bad Danica really is compared to pretty much every other full time driver.
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
And probably will be until she finally quits racing and starts doing porn.Ibanez wrote:The Win column is empty.clenz wrote:http://www.driveraverages.com/
That's a fun website that shows just how bad Danica really is compared to pretty much every other full time driver.
Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
I can't imagine the business case for keeping her on the payroll.Grizalltheway wrote:And probably will be until she finally quits racing and starts doing porn.Ibanez wrote:
The Win column is empty.
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
To her credit...she's a marketing machine.Ibanez wrote:I can't imagine the business case for keeping her on the payroll.Grizalltheway wrote: And probably will be until she finally quits racing and starts doing porn.
She isn't ugly. She's a woman.
Those two things will keep her in the sport for years...no matter how she actually races.
Well...not really the fact shes a women...but the other one. There have been plenty of other women drivers that have gotten zero attention....wonder why that is?
Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
She's hot. That's it.Ibanez wrote:I can't imagine the business case for keeping her on the payroll.Grizalltheway wrote: And probably will be until she finally quits racing and starts doing porn.
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Wrong answer.Ibanez wrote:The Win column is empty.clenz wrote:http://www.driveraverages.com/
That's a fun website that shows just how bad Danica really is compared to pretty much every other full time driver.
Danica won a race in Japan.
Look at all the other "winless" racers out there of the male persuasion before you cast stones, my friend....

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again...how many of them would have jobs commercials if they went the first two and a half years of their career with 1 win, having a dnf rate of 15 percent, a top 10 rate of 15 percent, and having led a total of 13 laps?SuperHornet wrote:Wrong answer.Ibanez wrote:
The Win column is empty.
Danica won a race in Japan.
Look at all the other "winless" racers out there of the male persuasion before you cast stones, my friend....
Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Danica hasn't won a single NASCAR race.SuperHornet wrote:Wrong answer.Ibanez wrote:
The Win column is empty.
Danica won a race in Japan.
Look at all the other "winless" racers out there of the male persuasion before you cast stones, my friend....
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Re: Danica and her chances this weekend...
Not to be a dick...but I think that total is wrong.clenz wrote:Danica has DNF'ed in roughly 15% of her races. I haven't look at any other drivers, yet, but I don't think there are many with a rate that high.
Her average finish for her career is 26.45
Average start position is 29
Led a total of 13 laps...she's run 16,823 laps....or 1 lap every 1,300 laps run....and all 13 came in the same race.
Her DNF rate and top 10 finish rate are nearly identical.
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