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Hendrick Motorsports announced Tuesday that Dale Earnhardt Jr. will retire at the conclusion of the 2017 NASCAR Cup Series season.

In a press release from Hendrick Motorsports, it was revealed that Earnhardt broke the news to his team Tuesday after first discussing it with team owner Rick Hendrick on March 29.

First the Rainbow Warrior, now Junior. Is Jimmie Johnson next? NASCAR needs some new stars.

This is a surprise to nobody. His heart was never in it. A tremendously disappointing career, IMHO, and a big reason for diminished NASCAR viewership.

He was the bloodline and southern boy who could have picked up the baton and run with it. Instead you got California boy Johnson and his milquetoast personality dominating the sport and exciting nobody while doing it.

Time for fans to jump on the bandwagon of another southern driver.

Southern Jersey, that is.

TRUEX.

93henfan wrote:This is a surprise to nobody. His heart was never in it. A tremendously disappointing career, IMHO, and a big reason for diminished NASCAR viewership.

He was the bloodline and southern boy who could have picked up the baton and run with it. Instead you got California boy Johnson and his milquetoast personality dominating the sport and exciting nobody while doing it.

Wasn't his first year in Winston series the year Dale, Sr died? Maybe that has a lot to do with it.

Ibanez wrote:

93henfan wrote:This is a surprise to nobody. His heart was never in it. A tremendously disappointing career, IMHO, and a big reason for diminished NASCAR viewership.

He was the bloodline and southern boy who could have picked up the baton and run with it. Instead you got California boy Johnson and his milquetoast personality dominating the sport and exciting nobody while doing it.

Wasn't his first year in Winston series the year Dale, Sr died? Maybe that has a lot to do with it.

He started XFinity (then Busch Grand National) in '96 and Winston Cup in '99. Sr died in '01.

CAA Flagship wrote:Time for fans to jump on the bandwagon of another southern driver.

Southern Jersey, that is.

TRUEX.

I only root for Wops. I don't know why you don't support your people.

What game does this Dale play?

bandl wrote:What game does this Dale play?

Grabbing dollar bills.

He's pretty good at it, hence the $350M net worth.

CAA Flagship wrote:Time for fans to jump on the bandwagon of another southern driver.

Southern Jersey, that is.

TRUEX.

What makes you think anyone would like a guy from Jersey?

93henfan wrote:

bandl wrote:What game does this Dale play?

Grabbing dollar bills.

He's pretty good at it, hence the $350M net worth.

I'd let him grab me for 1% of that.

Whore

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Whore

You can call me your own personal ball licker for $3.5mil

If you have a son named Dale Junior, but you ain't Dale Senior, you might be a redneck! -- Jeff Foxworthy

93henfan wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:Time for fans to jump on the bandwagon of another southern driver.

Southern Jersey, that is.

TRUEX.

I only root for Wops. I don't know why you don't support your people.

I only acknowledge my people if they are cooking.

89Hen wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:Time for fans to jump on the bandwagon of another southern driver.

Southern Jersey, that is.

TRUEX.

What makes you think anyone would like a guy from Jersey?

Good point.

bandl wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Whore

You can call me your own personal ball licker for $3.5mil

You got it, Lewis Black.

Ibanez wrote:

bandl wrote: You can call me your own personal ball licker for $3.5mil

You got it, Lewis Black.

I don't know what this means.
So I'm just gonna assume that you're gay.

bandl wrote:

Ibanez wrote: You got it, Lewis Black.

I don't know what this means.
So I'm just gonna assume that you're gay.

Lewis Black (CC for Cluck: He's an angry comic) makes that joke about the Enron/World Comm execs. He says with the amount of money they stole, he'd hired a beautiful young woman at $100k/yr, full benefits and she'd be his ball washer. Always in front of him, washing and rinsing.

Ibanez wrote:

bandl wrote: I don't know what this means.
So I'm just gonna assume that you're gay.

Lewis Black (CC for Cluck: He's an angry comic) makes that joke about the Enron/World Comm execs. He says with the amount of money they stole, he'd hired a beautiful young woman at $100k/yr, full benefits and she'd be his ball washer. Always in front of him, washing and rinsing.

Wait. Are you still gay then?

CAA Flagship wrote:

Ibanez wrote: Lewis Black (CC for Cluck: He's an angry comic) makes that joke about the Enron/World Comm execs. He says with the amount of money they stole, he'd hired a beautiful young woman at $100k/yr, full benefits and she'd be his ball washer. Always in front of him, washing and rinsing.

Wait. Are you still gay then?

Of course.
I wasn't even going to acknowledge his post, cuz I thought it was a done deal.

bandl wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote: Wait. Are you still gay then?

Of course.
I wasn't even going to acknowledge his post, cuz I thought it was a done deal.

He's been on the record as balls-across-the-nose queer for a few years now, no? I'm with bandle. No homo.

Is he the pin or the cushion?

93henfan wrote:

bandl wrote: Of course.
I wasn't even going to acknowledge his post, cuz I thought it was a done deal.

He's been on the record as balls-across-the-nose queer for a few years now, no? I'm with bandle. No homo.

I didn't hear you complaining.


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CAA Flagship wrote:Is he the pin or the cushion?

You don't remember?


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