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2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 6:54 am
by CAA Flagship
I'll take Irish War Cry............and a Mint Julep
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:02 am
by Grizalltheway
I've got a cheeky hundred on Sarah Jessica Parker.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:13 am
by CAA Flagship
Grizalltheway wrote:I've got a cheeky hundred on Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's a mudder.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:14 am
by Ibanez
I'm putting a sawbuck on the Bad Boy of Horses - Classic Empire
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:14 am
by Ibanez
CAA Flagship wrote:Grizalltheway wrote:I've got a cheeky hundred on Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's a mudder.
She loves the slop
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:17 am
by Grizalltheway
Was her mother a mudder?
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:18 am
by 93henfan
I'm rooting for the horse with no eye.
He does have a name though.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:21 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:I'm rooting for the horse with no eye.
He does have a name though.
Patch.

Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:22 am
by ASUG8
93henfan wrote:I'm rooting for the horse with no eye.
He does have a name though.
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
It felt good to be out of the rain.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:25 am
by Ibanez
ASUG8 wrote:93henfan wrote:I'm rooting for the horse with no eye.
He does have a name though.
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
It felt good to be out of the rain.
When your day is done, and you want to ride on
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:29 am
by 93henfan
ASUG8 wrote:93henfan wrote:I'm rooting for the horse with no eye.
He does have a name though.
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
It felt good to be out of the rain.
Somebody gets my humor.
Now can you go and respond to my Donovan reference in the Macron thread? Christ, I work hard at this. I need props.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:49 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:ASUG8 wrote:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
It felt good to be out of the rain.
Somebody gets my humor.
Now can you go and respond to my Donovan reference in the Macron thread? Christ, I work hard at this. I need props.
you mean we aren't talking about cocaine?
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:55 am
by Grizalltheway
Ibanez wrote:93henfan wrote:
Somebody gets my humor.
Now can you go and respond to my Donovan reference in the Macron thread? Christ, I work hard at this. I need props.
you mean we aren't talking about cocaine?
We are now.

Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:58 am
by bandl
Grizalltheway wrote:Ibanez wrote:
you mean we aren't talking about cocaine?
We are now.

I heard cocaine....

Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:07 am
by CAA Flagship
bandl wrote:Grizalltheway wrote:
We are now.

I heard cocaine....

What did it sound like?
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:09 am
by 93henfan
CAA Flagship wrote:bandl wrote:
I heard cocaine....

What did it sound like?
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:17 am
by Ivytalk
You guys are Always Dreaming.

Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:43 am
by ASUG8
Mint Julep recipe for any takers. I may try my first one tomorrow.
You need excellent Bourbon whiskey; rye or Scotch will not do. Put half an inch of sugar in the bottom of glass and merely dampen it with water. Next, very quickly — and here is the trick in the procedure — crush your ice, actually powder it, preferably in a towel with a wooden mallet, so quickly that it remains dry, and, slipping two sprigs of fresh mint against the inside of the glass, cram the ice right to the brim, packing it with your hand. Finally, fill the glass, which apparently has no room left for anything else, with Bourbon, the older the better, and grate a bit of nutmeg on the top. The glass will frost immediately. Then settle back in your chair for half an hour of cumulative bliss.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:49 am
by 93henfan
The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home.
'Tis summer, the darkies are gay,
The corn top's ripe and the meadow's in the bloom
While the birds make music all the day.
The young folks roll on the little cabin floor,
All merry, all happy, and bright.
By 'n by hard times comes a-knocking at the door,
Then my old Kentucky home, good night.
Weep no more my lady, oh! weep no more today!
We will sing one song for the old Kentucky home,
For the old Kentucky home far away.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 11:01 am
by 93henfan
The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved, by Hunter S. Thompson:
http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 11:07 am
by SunCoastBlueHen
Put everything you have on Gunnevera to win. All of it.
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 1:27 pm
by dbackjon
How many horses will be glue on Monday?
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 1:47 pm
by AZGrizFan
Best Mint Julip recipe EVER, courtesy of one Matthew McConaughey...

Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 2:17 pm
by 93henfan
That's the guy that rides around all day in a shitty Lincoln crossover, muttering and staring at himself in the mirror, right?
Re: 2017 Kentucky Derby
Posted: Fri May 05, 2017 3:09 pm
by CAA Flagship
93henfan wrote:That's the guy that rides around all day in a shitty Lincoln crossover, muttering and staring at himself in the mirror, right?
Didn't he coach football?