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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:35 am
by kalm
Photo of the prostitute is revealed...

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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:38 am
by 93henfan
kalm wrote:Photo of the prostitute is revealed...

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She looks very pliable. Probably works the Kegels with elastic bands.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:47 am
by 93henfan
But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:47 am
by CAA Flagship
93henfan wrote:
kalm wrote:Photo of the prostitute is revealed...

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She looks very pliable. Probably works the Kegels with elastic bands.

.....and loves soft balls.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:55 am
by GannonFan
93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.


Same thing was said about that golfer going to the Waffle House to hit on the waitresses - always new levels of stupid.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:58 am
by 93henfan
GannonFan wrote:
93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.


Same thing was said about that golfer going to the Waffle House to hit on the waitresses - always new levels of stupid.


In Tiger's defense, Waffle House waitresses have mad skillz.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:02 pm
by AZGrizFan
GannonFan wrote:
93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.


Same thing was said about that golfer going to the Waffle House to hit on the waitresses - always new levels of stupid.


It's all about the "strange".... :coffee: :coffee:

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:03 pm
by Ibanez
kalm wrote:Photo of the prostitute is revealed...

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They do like to kiss. :clap:

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:04 pm
by Ibanez
SunCoastBlueHen wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Is there enough money in the world to make this go away..?
Because we're about to find out

:rofl:

kraft will use the full brunt of his immense legal team
and bury the state of Florida in a mountain of paperwork
and then after 20 lawyers and 10,000 submittals stacked to the ceiling

Kraft will claim the accusations are false


I'm sure Kraft is looking for a happy ending.

I hope he doesn't blow his wad on attorneys.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:31 pm
by bluehenbillk
Amazing that this is still even considered a crime. Anyone wanna put an over/under out there on the percentage of posters on this board that have done what Kraft got caught doing?

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:39 pm
by 93henfan
bluehenbillk wrote:Amazing that this is still even considered a crime. Anyone wanna put an over/under out there on the percentage of posters on this board that have done what Kraft got caught doing?


Being a billionaire and going to a massage parlor should be a crime. A crime for stupidity.

Seriously. Getting a handjob from a trafficked Chinawoman for $59 (+$20 for a wet willie), when you could be getting the finest women in the world delivered to your pad for whatever the hell you want them to do?

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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:39 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
∞∞∞ wrote:Is this even an issue? Like smoking weed, prostitution should be legal.

As far as crimes go, this is meh.


But but but hes a rich white man!!!

See how easy you got it? :coffee:

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:42 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:44 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.


Some people like it dirty, cheap and wrong.

#PatriotWay

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:47 pm
by 89Hen
This will certainly take the air out of the last SB championship.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:49 pm
by 89Hen
Chizzang wrote:
∞∞∞ wrote:It should be legalized and regulated. That way people that want massages and those whom offer the service can do it in a legal way.


No doubt the problem is mostly solved through legalizing prostitution

:nod:

https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/04/19/is-legalized-prostitution-safer/legalizing-prostitution-leads-to-more-trafficking

The presence of an adult sex industry increases both the rates of child sexual exploitation and trafficking. It may be true that some women in commercial sex exercised some level of informed choice, had other options to entering and have no histories of familial trauma, neglect or sexual abuse. But, these women are the minority and don’t represent the overwhelming majority of women, girls, boys and transgender youth, for whom the sex industry isn’t about choice but lack of choice.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:04 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:10 pm
by Ibanez
bluehenbillk wrote:Amazing that this is still even considered a crime. Anyone wanna put an over/under out there on the percentage of posters on this board that have done what Kraft got caught doing?


Let’s start with you. How often have you paid for sex?


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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:48 pm
by Chizzang
89Hen wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
No doubt the problem is mostly solved through legalizing prostitution

:nod:

https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/04/19/is-legalized-prostitution-safer/legalizing-prostitution-leads-to-more-trafficking

The presence of an adult sex industry increases both the rates of child sexual exploitation and trafficking. It may be true that some women in commercial sex exercised some level of informed choice, had other options to entering and have no histories of familial trauma, neglect or sexual abuse. But, these women are the minority and don’t represent the overwhelming majority of women, girls, boys and transgender youth, for whom the sex industry isn’t about choice but lack of choice.


That's like just her opinion man...

:dunce:

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:04 pm
by AZGrizFan
And in a strange irony, Kraft stock went down 27% today.

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:12 pm
by Ivytalk
What does AOC have to say about it?

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:23 pm
by Col Hogan
93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.


His wife passed away a couple of years ago...

Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:25 pm
by 93henfan
Ivytalk wrote:What does AOC have to say about it?


Who cares, with a rack like that?

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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:27 pm
by 93henfan
Col Hogan wrote:
93henfan wrote:But seriously, why in hell is a billionaire going to a massage parlor?

The guy could get a different 11 (on a scale on 1-10) delivered every night to the apartment that his partner (per Wiki) doesn't know about. He's not even married. There's no penalty whatsoever, other than moral, for shagging Grade A escorts 24/7 if he wanted to. Why deal with the sex equivalent of WalMart?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I just don't get it.


His wife passed away a couple of years ago...


Yeah. He was banging some non-CID approved waif since. She was obviously attracted to his natural good looks and fashion sense:
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Re: Kraft charged with solicitation

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:06 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
I'm getting t shirts made that say "I taste like Kraft"

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