How Many Sh*ts Do You Give About the Olympics? (

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Poll ended at Mon Jul 12, 2021 5:15 am

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Time for another sports poll. How many sh*ts do you give about the upcoming Tokyo Olympics? That quadrennial exercise in jingoism and xenophobia, postponed due to Covid. Do you get steamed up about banning that woman track star for smoking weed? Do you lie awake at night worrying about a substandard men’s basketball squad? Do you fear that the Red Chunks will demonstrate their global superiority by winning the gold/overall medals race on the backs of Uyghur slave labor?

Or would you rather enjoy a big steaming dump, drink a cup of coffee, and read last night’s box scores?

For me, the answer is obvious. Again, we go from zero to five sh*ts, with a bonus sh*t level at the top? Have at it!
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I gave 1 b/c there are some events that I would like to see with my daughter.

As to that runner - I don't feel sorry for her. She knew the rules and broke them. The legality of her smoking weed aside, she knew the rules.
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3, I will watch. 4 or 5 for winter olympics.
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Love the Olympics, will watch as much as we can. Only 2 things I don't really give a shit about is Fox News and CNN, the TASS of their respective political party sheeple. So maybe that's 1 thing, news media that follows party lines.
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5!

USA!
USA!!
USA!!!


Only godless anti-American Commies don't get excited about our men/women beating the snot out of the rest of the world. And any sports we don't win are loser sports anyways, played only by sissyboys.
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dbackjon wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 8:50 am 5!

USA!
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Only godless anti-American Commies don't get excited about our men/women beating the snot out of the rest of the world. And any sports we don't win are loser sports anyways, played only by sissyboys.
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Zero. I last watched the Olympics in 1992.
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dbackjon wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 8:50 am 5!

USA!
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Only godless anti-American Commies don't get excited about our men/women beating the snot out of the rest of the world. And any sports we don't win are loser sports anyways, played only by sissyboys.
Or they are offended because one person was kicked off the Olympic team for a protest. Bunch of snowflakes. :lol:
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I love the Olympics, always fun to watch. I agree with 89, the Winter ones are sometimes better than the Summer, but they're all good IMO.
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I prefer winter over summer.

Since the original Dream Team, I have dropped to 1 shit


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BDKJMU wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:20 am Zero. I last watched the Olympics in 1992.
I’d like to change mine to a half shit. I would like to see the US win the most medals, because America.

Would be maybe 1 shit, but the IOC has made a mockery of the awarding of host cities due to bribery, and made a mockery of womens events by allowing men to compete as women..
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BDKJMU wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:20 am Zero. I last watched the Olympics in 1992.
You didn't even watch the Magnificent Seven? Shame on you!
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I went with 2 shits. I'll watch some basketball, wrestling, rugby sevens, beach volleyball and soccer. Maybe I should be a 3.
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SuperHornet wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:26 am
BDKJMU wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 10:20 am Zero. I last watched the Olympics in 1992.
You didn't even watch the Magnificent Seven? Shame on you!
Never heard of them.
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UNI88 wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:15 am I went with 2 shits. I'll watch some basketball, wrestling, rugby sevens, beach volleyball and soccer. Maybe I should be a 3.
Yeah, 3 sh*ts out of 5 puts you squarely in the middle, as usual. :mrgreen:
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BDKJMU wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:25 am
SuperHornet wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:26 am

You didn't even watch the Magnificent Seven? Shame on you!
Never heard of them.
Here's the Wiki on the Magnificent Seven.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnifice ... ymnastics)

Incidentally, Mag 7 member Dominique Dawes recently made news by backing the IOC for the Richardson ban. Her rationale? "Rules are rules."
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SuperHornet wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:33 am
BDKJMU wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:25 am
Never heard of them.
Here's the Wiki on the Magnificent Seven.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnifice ... ymnastics)

Incidentally, Mag 7 member Dominique Dawes recently made news by backing the IOC for the Richardson ban. Her rationale? "Rules are rules."
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Ivy: Just did. Thank you.

The "names" are down this year, but I hope the new "names" will emerge in numbers this year. I was disappointed to find out that Missy Franklin had retired. (I guess I wasn't paying attention between Olympiads.) I wish we could have Stacy Dragila, Amanda Borden, and Shawnie Johnson (out because she's pregnant) competing this year, but not to be. Once again, I'm too old school. SMH....
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SuperHornet wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:33 am
BDKJMU wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:25 am
Never heard of them.
Here's the Wiki on the Magnificent Seven.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnifice ... ymnastics)

Incidentally, Mag 7 member Dominique Dawes recently made news by backing the IOC for the Richardson ban. Her rationale? "Rules are rules."
You think I would know anything, or give 2 shits, about womens‘ gymnastics? :suspicious: :dunce:
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Japan just announced no spectators.... my shits went from 3 to 2. Sports with no spectators are not as exciting.
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89Hen wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:28 pm Japan just announced no spectators.... my shits went from 3 to 2. Sports with no spectators are not as exciting.
Even the unfailingly polite Japanese spectators? You’d never know they were there, anyway.
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Ivytalk wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:31 am
UNI88 wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:15 am I went with 2 shits. I'll watch some basketball, wrestling, rugby sevens, beach volleyball and soccer. Maybe I should be a 3.
Yeah, 3 sh*ts out of 5 puts you squarely in the middle, as usual. :mrgreen:
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Ivytalk wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 4:42 am
89Hen wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:28 pm Japan just announced no spectators.... my shits went from 3 to 2. Sports with no spectators are not as exciting.
Even the unfailingly polite Japanese spectators? You’d never know they were there, anyway.
That doesn‘t make any sense. Japan is a super duper mask wearing Asian country. So declaring a state of emergency and no spectators doesn‘t make any sense….if masks work..
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