Most Electable Poster

[kalm]

Based on what you know of everyone here, who do you think is actually the most electable poster at CS? Let's say for a US Rep from their state.

Delaware - Ivytalk
Pennsylvania - Gannon
Washington - Cleets (sorry kalm, but he's already sucked enough dick and kissed enough ass to win)

Well, if it's a house position, Washington is very divided with the good side voting mostly conk so it depends on which district he's running in.

That said, the 5th district did re-elect Tom Foley enough for him to eventually become Speaker and Tom was a moderate Dem. Therefore, Cleets's recent shift to pro-gun and kill all the muslims will definitely help him pick up some votes in wheat country.

[CAA Flagship]

Maryland: 89Hen

SC: OL FU

Missouri: Flaggy

Jawjuh: Baldy

I accept.

First, second, and third order of business: Financial reform; specifically, spending.

We will take on something similar to a Zero Based Budgeting approach. You will not automatically get money just because you received money in the past.

Higher Ed: Schools will have to prove that specific programs result in jobs, or at least have a market to potentially feed, in order to receive funding. The State will no longer provide funding for classes, degrees, etc. that do not result in jobs, or at least the potential for jobs.

The Arts: It's time to generate your own revenue. You must show a plan to become more self sufficient.

Parks and Recreation: If you want money to build more fucking bike trails, then it's time to ban bikes on roads without shoulders or bike lanes. You can't have taxpayers pay for bike trails AND be held up by spandex-wearing assholes.

Pork: No more extra bullshit in bills. Bills must be drafted to focus specifically on the subject at hand. No, Senator from Bumfuck, you cannot get money for a new fire engine for your vote on a bill that addresses transportation issues. Stay on topic.

Tourism: Let's be realistic here. Why the fuck would anyone want to vacation in Missouri? Let's stop wasting money attracting people to visit a place with little to no natural beauty.

[andy7171]

Based on what you know of everyone here, who do you think is actually the most electable poster at CS? Let's say for a US Rep from their state.

Delaware - Ivytalk
Pennsylvania - Gannon
Washington - Cleets (sorry kalm, but he's already sucked enough dick and kissed enough ass to win)

Maryland- Andy



Wait, are you in Maryland or Virginia?

Thank you fine sir! I'll ignore the Virginia slight and accept the nomination.

Bandle - NJ, they like carpetbaggers

[93henfan]

DE - IvyTalk is a lawyer. Do we need one more of those in office?
















I am not saying I am most electable...but I was elected onto student council in high school, I can't seem to get off (no homo) my current elected position, Lil' Cluck's class consistently votes me as their favorite chaperone (the one who didn't vote for me is in now in the East River), and 'Lil Cluck is still in the stage where he looks up to me so he will vote for me if we lower the voting age.

Besides, we need someone with gun experience to run this place. Delaware has beeches...a potential invasion start point. I vote for 93. Ivy can be Attorney General for DE and can bail 93 out if things go south (north coast bias, baby).

This is flattering, but with Delaware's sons in the fields far away, with Delaware's future under challenge right here at home, with our hopes and the world's hopes for peace in the balance every day, I do not believe that I should devote an hour or a day of my time to any personal partisan causes or to any duties other than the awesome duties of this office--a federal employee of your country.

Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my fellow Delawareans for a term as at large Representative of the State of Delaware.

But let men everywhere know, however, that a strong, a confident, and a vigilant Delaware, with blue crabs not imported from Louisiana, stands ready tonight to seek an honorable peace--and stands ready tonight to defend an honored cause--whatever the price, whatever the burden, whatever the sacrifice that duty may require.

Thank you for listening.

Good night and God bless all of you.

[kalm]

Illinois - UNI88

Oh...how exciting!!!




I nominate Uncle Houndy for Illinois and Clenz for Iowa. Old school progressive, and an angry white man.

Also...

SCBH in Florida. He'll be so busy with hosting teenage girl sleepovers and honey do's that it will have the same effect as gridlock...which we all agree is a good thing.

Wyoming for Wedgie. Teddy Rooseveltesque gun toting Bull Mooser and because there's only 3 people in the state. His wonderful wife who is far too nice to be a politician and the decaying remains of Dick Cheney's 4th heart.

Grizfanstuckin....Utah. Gets the vet vote and grew up fighting grizzlies in the Mission Valley. Tough enough for the Bee State.

Virginian...Trip. Highly skilled at bocci ball, drop leaf desks, and MTG. A truly explosive candidate!

[Ibanez]

Maryland- Andy



Wait, are you in Maryland or Virginia?

Thank you fine sir! I'll ignore the Virginia slight and accept the nomination.

Bandle - NJ, they like carpetbaggers

It wasn't a slight. I just wanted to make sure you'd be Lord and Master over 89.

[Ibanez]

I nominate myself for Louisiana...someone has to get that shit hole under control.

[AZGrizFan]

I nominate myself for Louisiana...someone has to get that shit hole under control.

Not necessary.

First order of business is to give LA, AB, MS and FL back to Spain.

[Ibanez]

I nominate myself for Louisiana...someone has to get that shit hole under control.

Not necessary.

First order of business is to give LA, AB, MS and FL back to Spain.

Yes, that is my first and last order of business. Return it and negotiate a nice fee for myself.

Why do you hate my American, entrepreneurial spirit?

[andy7171]

Thank you fine sir! I'll ignore the Virginia slight and accept the nomination.

Bandle - NJ, they like carpetbaggers

It wasn't a slight. I just wanted to make sure you'd be Lord and Master over 89.

I'm Maryland, through and through. 89 wishes he would be in Virginia, like most MoCo folks.

[BisonFan02]

It wasn't a slight. I just wanted to make sure you'd be Lord and Master over 89.

I'm Prince George County, through and through. 89 wishes he would be in Virginia, like most MoCo folks.

Slight FIFY.

[andy7171]

I'm Prince George County, through and through. 89 wishes he would be in Virginia, like most MoCo folks.

Slight FIFY.

Nah. I was born in DC, lived in PG for the first 4 years of my life, and went to HS there for 4 years while living in HoCo. I've been in Baltimore County for the last 18 years now, post Towson.

[andy7171]

Slight FIFY.

Nah. I was born in DC, lived in PG for the first 4 years of my life, (insert 6 years in NJ and 2 in Colorado) and went to HS there for 4 years while living in HoCo. I've been in Baltimore County for the last 18 years now, post Towson.

[BisonFan02]

Nah. I was born in DC, lived in PG for the first 4 years of my life, (insert 6 years in NJ and 2 in Colorado) and went to HS there for 4 years while living in HoCo. I've been in Baltimore County for the last 18 years now, post Towson.

FINE!....Geez.....Palouse it is then.

[andy7171]

FINE!....Geez.....Palouse it is then.

I don't know what Palouse means, and neither does Kalmy. If he lives in the Palouse, I'm in Eastern Palouse.

[BisonFan02]

FINE!....Geez.....Palouse it is then.

I don't know what Palouse means, and neither does Kalmy. If he lives in the Palouse, I'm in Eastern Palouse.

[andy7171]

Where is the Palouse then?

[BisonFan02]

Where is the Palouse then?

You tell me....

[andy7171]

But I have to admit, you're becoming one of my favorite posters.

[BisonFan02]

But I have to admit, you're becoming one of my favorite posters.

[89Hen]

It wasn't a slight. I just wanted to make sure you'd be Lord and Master over 89.

I'm Maryland, through and through. 89 wishes he would be in Virginia, like most MoCo folks.

No way. Can't stand NoVA. Worst drivers and roads in the US. Only redeeming thing is you can buy beer in grocery stores, but that's anywhere outside of MoCo.

[andy7171]

I'm Maryland, through and through. 89 wishes he would be in Virginia, like most MoCo folks.

No way. Can't stand NoVA. Worst drivers and roads in the US. Only redeeming thing is you can buy beer in grocery stores, but that's anywhere outside of MoCo.

Meh. PG County and Eastern Shore. Not sure about Western MD, but no one cares about there anyway...

[Ibanez]

FINE!....Geez.....Palouse it is then.

QUIT MAKING UP WORDS AND PLACES!

[Ibanez]

Where is the Palouse then?

Narnia?

[bandl]

Bandle - NJ, they like carpetbaggers