Olympics!!!!!!

[93henfan]

Best to stay in the village apparently. Four US swimmers robber.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ol ... /88715436/

Ryan Lochte had a gun cocked and pointed at his forehead by one of the assailants. Fucking mud people.

[Grizalltheway]

New WR in the 400m and Bolt completes the 100m trifecta.

[93henfan]

New WR in the 400m and Bolt completes the 100m trifecta.

Not Americans/don't care.

[Gil Dobie]

Kim Rhode wins medal in 6th consecutive Olympics, beginning with 1996 Atlanta Games, on 5 different continents.

[Grizalltheway]

New WR in the 400m and Bolt completes the 100m trifecta.

Not Americans/don't care.

One of the Americans finished dead last, and the other is a convicted doper who got booed when he walked out before the race.

[andy7171]

This little NK bitch was impressive last night.



The silver and bronze medalists out weighed her by at least 2X, the USA maybe 3X.

[Grizalltheway]

Be still, my heart!

[bandl]

Be still, my heart!

That's alot of camel toes

[GannonFan]

Non sports, require judging. I agree.

Not only that. There must be an offensive and a defensive effort. You are just out there battling the terrain...not a sport.

I walked over to the convenience store a while back. It wasn't a sport. If I would have carried a stick and a small ball and tried to hit certain objects along the way, it still wouldn't have been a sport.

I dug some sprinklers up and replaced them this afternoon. It took effort, some skill, but it wasn't a sport.

I was wearing my Fitbit yesterday when I was mulching and doing yardwork. Fitbit classified that effort as a sport. I'm going to petition mulching to be added to the Olympic roster of sports.

[Baldy]

Be still, my heart!

That's alot of camel toes

Moose knuckles.

[93henfan]

Not only that. There must be an offensive and a defensive effort. You are just out there battling the terrain...not a sport.

I walked over to the convenience store a while back. It wasn't a sport. If I would have carried a stick and a small ball and tried to hit certain objects along the way, it still wouldn't have been a sport.

I dug some sprinklers up and replaced them this afternoon. It took effort, some skill, but it wasn't a sport.

I was wearing my Fitbit yesterday when I was mulching and doing yardwork. Fitbit classified that effort as a sport. I'm going to petition mulching to be added to the Olympic roster of sports.

My Polar M400 does the same thing when I'm on the riding mower.

Oddly it doesn't count activity in a car though. Weird. Not sure if it's the higher vibration or the more frequent turning that causes the riding mower to register.

[SDHornet]

Best to stay in the village apparently. Four US swimmers robber.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ol ... /88715436/

Ryan Lochte had a gun cocked and pointed at his forehead by one of the assailants. Fucking mud people.

Saw his interview with NBC, basically he said it was cop impersonators...but I think it was just the local cops working the "night shift".

[SDHornet]

Not only that. There must be an offensive and a defensive effort. You are just out there battling the terrain...not a sport.

I walked over to the convenience store a while back. It wasn't a sport. If I would have carried a stick and a small ball and tried to hit certain objects along the way, it still wouldn't have been a sport.

I dug some sprinklers up and replaced them this afternoon. It took effort, some skill, but it wasn't a sport.

I was wearing my Fitbit yesterday when I was mulching and doing yardwork. Fitbit classified that effort as a sport. I'm going to petition mulching to be added to the Olympic roster of sports.

[89Hen]

I'm sure I could come up with a good qualifier to eliminate motor sports.

Yeah, but you like golf, so if it involves some sort of physical effort qualification, you lose your "sport" too, John Daly.

[89Hen]

I'm sure I could come up with a good qualifier to eliminate motor sports.

I freely admit that I suck at golf. It seems that for you anything that requires judging is not a sport while I define sport more based on the athleticism and conditioning required. NASCAR requires greater conditioning than golf.

You know not of what you speak.

[89Hen]

Y'all are just listing sports or qualities of sports you don't like.

Whether or not the sport uses judges doesn't make something a sport or not.

You're free to not like sports that use judges to determine winners. But, it's not a criteria for it being a sport or not.

Ahhh, the "I'm right, you're wrong" strategy employed by Jelly.

[89Hen]

Not only that. There must be an offensive and a defensive effort.

Not a sport according to Ursus:

Track
Swimming
Big Sky football

[bandl]

So as the wife was watching the men's floor gymnastics last night, and I was reading but occasionally watching, but of us said "If they didn't act like such goddamn twinks, this might actually a really cool sport to watch occasionally." Seriously, they could get rid of all the prancing around and pointy toes and hands and shit and just do all the jumping/acrobatic stuff and they might actually get a little more respect than they do. Some of the things they do take mad strength and skill, but then they follow them up by bouncing across the mats like methed-out fairies.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

Not only that. There must be an offensive and a defensive effort.

Not a sport according to Ursus:

Track
Swimming
Big Sky football

How'd you lose that last chipper then?

Pretty good work there 89. Yes, none of those are sports.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

So as the wife was watching the men's floor gymnastics last night, and I was reading but occasionally watching, but of us said "If they didn't act like such goddamn twinks, this might actually a really cool sport to watch occasionally." Seriously, they could get rid of all the prancing around and pointy toes and hands and shit and just do all the jumping/acrobatic stuff and they might actually get a little more respect than they do. Some of the things they do take made strength and skill, but then they follow them up by bouncing across the mats like methed-out fairies.

You watched what?

H
O
M
O

[GrizFanStuckInUtah]

Be still, my heart!

That's alot of camel toes

It's a damn herd.

[bandl]

So as the wife was watching the men's floor gymnastics last night, and I was reading but occasionally watching, but of us said "If they didn't act like such goddamn twinks, this might actually a really cool sport to watch occasionally." Seriously, they could get rid of all the prancing around and pointy toes and hands and shit and just do all the jumping/acrobatic stuff and they might actually get a little more respect than they do. Some of the things they do take made strength and skill, but then they follow them up by bouncing across the mats like methed-out fairies.

You watched what?

H
O
M
O

Men's floor gymnastics. Pay attention. I said it up there.

[bandl]

That's alot of camel toes

It's a damn herd.

The most common collective noun for camels is 'caravan'

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

You watched what?

H
O
M
O

Men's floor gymnastics. Pay attention. I said it up there.

God it is just full on with you isn't it?

Ah, I had an inkling to be honest.

[bandl]

Men's floor gymnastics. Pay attention. I said it up there.

God it is just full on with you isn't it?

Ah, I had an inkling to be honest.

Wait until you hear what I was reading...(I'll PM you)

Also, I was watching Glee on my ipad at the same time